gettin paid,gettin drunk,gettin high,gettin my own way,gettin laid. in that order.also, IBIZA!, the women in ibiza, the drugs in ibiza, the clubs in ibiza n the sunsets in ibiza! no other place on earth like it!
I'd like to meet:
Osama bin laden so i could rip out his spine n force him 2 eat it. OY! osama, act like a man, show ya face n stop hidin u pussy!
The Ultimate SEX Survey by game_gurl69
Do you like it rough or sensual?: depends how quickly i want 2 get finished
Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both?: opposite
How often do you like to have sex?: if i could, id av a vagina permanantly connected 2 my knob!
Is sex a top priority for you?: yes
Do you have sex face to face with your partner?: sometimes. depends how dirty she's feeling
How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger?: never now im not single. fucking 'ell
How do you feel about one night stands?: if ya single do it. if not, leave well alone.
How many one night stands have you had?: a few
What's your favorite position?: throw her onto her back, push her knees up 2 her ears, n bang away. its so romantic ;)
Where's your favorite place to have sex?: in a BIG bed
Do you prefer to make love or f*uck?: both equally
Have you ever watched porn while having sex?: yeah
How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed?: can b owt from 5 mins-1 hour
Do you get off first or do they?: they
Do you like kissing during sex?: yeah
Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite?: no. im more of a grunter
Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite?: depends on whether or not thez some1 near by who i dont want to hear us. ie her mum!
Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)?: im more of a leg n ass man
How old were you when you lost your virginity?: 16. i think?
How many sexual partners have you have in the last month?: 1
What does your favorite fore-play include?: muff divin'
Do you ever play with yourself during the act?: rude not to!
Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person?: ive been known 2 do both
Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it?: giving ( to women )- love it. recieving- never tried it n never will!
When and where was your wildest sex ever?: probably in a premier travel inn in wakey. not 2 long ago
What's your ultimate sexual fantasy?: me, shakira, that blonde lesbian who used 2 be on the OC, n eva longoria on a big bouncin castle covered in ketchup!
Have you ever done porn?: a few times. home made mind
Have you ever have sex for money?: no
Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you?: no
Is the sex still good when your cheating?: not really. only done it 1ce n wunt do it again
During sex... what are you thinking about?: me, shakira, that blonde lesbian who used 2 b on the OC, n eva longoria on a big bouncin castle covered in ketchup!
Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first?: top
How many positions do you like to do during one episode?: as many as is possible
Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner?: no
Could you live without sex?: no
How often do you find sex boring?: never
How long does a typical sexual episode last for you?: depends how im feeling at the time
Do you like to perform oral sex?: a bit 2 much
Do you like to recieve oral sex?: yes. who dunt?
Have you ever taped yourself in the act?: yes
Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some?: kind of?
Have you ever had interracial sex?: yes
Have you ever been caught in the act? If so, by whom?: my mum, her mum, my auntie, my brother, a few of my mates, a holiday rep, a bouncer and a dog!
Have you ever had sex while at work?: ive had sex when i should've been @ work
Have you ever had sex while at school?: no
What is something that you would never consider doing?: gettin bummed
Have you ever had sex on drugs?: yes
Would you ever have sex in public?: i have done. lots of times
What's your biggest turn on?: just knowing that im bout 2 get sum!
Do you spit or swallow?: n/a
How many times have you gotten off in one night?: not sure?
Would you let other people watch you have sex live?: not if i could help it
Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend?: not out of choice
Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f?: no
Do you ever have sex in the shower?: sometimes
What's the weirdest place you've ever done it?: either a footpath, or my mates attic
What was the biggest age difference with a partner?: 21 yrs
Do you feel your up to par in bed?: just about
Are you still gonna have sex when your 70?: i doubt i'll see 70
What was your most embarrassing sexual moments?: when my mum walked in on me going down on r lass!
How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion?: 16 maybe 17. unless the person they're duin with is the same age
Do you like to be completely naked or half-assed?: depends on the situation
Have you ever done it at your grandparent's?: no
Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht?: no. wanna tho!
What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at?: on a footpath. 3 people rode past on horses
Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back?: well im 6 ft 3 so there's not many cars about that i can do it in. although ford pumas r suprisingly spacious inside!
Do you were protection as often as you should?: ive forgotten what a condom looks like!
Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of?: no. touch wood!
If your over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18?: no
Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you?: bout same age is best
What's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)?: like i say, im a leg n ass man. a good handfull is enuf 4 me
Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you?: no/no
Have you ever slept with someone out of pity?: no
Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life?: yes
If you could sleep with ANYONE, would would it be?: eva longoria. im sure the missus wunt mind!
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Music:
oasis!,stone roses,kasabian,ocean colour scene,a.monkeys (basicaly any british rock band)
eddie halliwell,ferry corsten,tiesto,lisa lashes,tidy boys,oakenfold,energy 52
(basicaly any proper bangin'/trancie dance chowns)
Movies:
the departed,running scared,the business,lock stock,snatch,human traffic,trainspotting,irreversible,resevoir dogs,pulp fiction,forrest gump,stand by me,28 days later,shaun of the dead,severance,goodfellas,american beauty,american werewolf in london,the hills have eyes,anchorman,40 yr old virgin,friday,gangster no1,t2,switchblade romance,saw1&3,scream(only the 1st 1 as the other 2 were sh!te),plus owt that scares the crap out of me!(so far nowt comes close 2 irreversable. its just nasty!)
Television:
only fools,the sopranos,the simpsons,family guy,american dad,peep show,ideal
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Books:
IT,jaws(much better than the film),fiesta,razzle,nuts,loaded etc.
Heroes:
superman,batman,spiderman,bananaman,superted,me
