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BRANDON (KICKIN ASS SINCE 1984!)

UltraHeavyBeat1984

My Interests

Music:

KMFDM, Skinny Puppy, Front 242, The Misfits, Dead Kennedys,George Hrab, Sex Pistols, Android Lust, The Adicts, Siouxsie & the Banshees, Bauhaus, Black Sabbath, :Wumpscut:, Christian Death, Pig, Danzig, GBH, Ministry, The Beatles, Napalm Death, Nine Inch Nails, Pantera, Orbital, Peter Murphy, Sublime, Narcalyptic Youth, Pop Will Eat Itself, Rage Against The Machine, Rasputina, Alien Sex Fiend, White Zombie, Sound Garden, Switch Blade Symphony,Tom Petty, Tool, Front Line Assembly, 311, The Cure, Mudvayne, Rammstein

Movies:

Evil Dead, The Fifth Element, Donnie Darko, Clerks, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Mallrats, The Professional, Legend, Dogma, Chasing Amy, Metropolis, Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, Clerks II, Hellraiser, Hellbound: Hellraiser II, Resrvoir Dogs, Lord Of Illusions, Interview With The Vampire, Nightmare on Elm Street, Vulgar, Barely Legal #27, Double Penatration Nation, Pop That Cherry #5, Oh, I probably shouldn't have added those last three.

Books:

1984, The Great And Secret Show, Everville, Cabal, Imajica, The Inhuman Condition, The Books Of Blood, In The Flesh, Weaveworld, The Damnation Game, Galilee, Fahrenheit 451, The Elegant Universe, Flim Flam

My Blog

Eat My Shorts:FUCKING EINSTIEN

Somewhere in th&. Somewhere? Sometime? Som&Yeah time. Sometime in the future two astronauts are waiting. They are all suited up and waiting to start there epic journey to the stars. "Fucking Einstein...
Posted by BRANDON (KICKIN ASS SINCE 1984!) on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:05:00 PST

Brandons Movie Reviews - Transformers (audio)

My review of Transformers. Enjoy.My review
Posted by BRANDON (KICKIN ASS SINCE 1984!) on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 10:15:00 PST

Patriotism

This is really more of a test. Just making sure all the audio equipment and links work. My future audio blogs will be longer, less monotone, and hopefully more entertaining.click here for my audio blo...
Posted by BRANDON (KICKIN ASS SINCE 1984!) on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 01:08:00 PST

Eat My Shorts: Two Fisted

Two FistedHe sat naked in his barren house moonshine in hand. "Something's not right" he thought through his inebriation. He looked out the window, fogged and glared. The world is a dark and desol...
Posted by BRANDON (KICKIN ASS SINCE 1984!) on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 10:09:00 PST

Pseudoscience

Information is a tricky thing. It can easily be distorted and completely fabricated. Our main source of information is of course the media. Unfortunately the media can not always be trusted, especiall...
Posted by BRANDON (KICKIN ASS SINCE 1984!) on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:03:00 PST

Psych

The word "psychic" refers to a person who claims to have supernatural abilities. This can range from dowsing to seeing the future. Some actually believe they have these abilities. Others use these cla...
Posted by BRANDON (KICKIN ASS SINCE 1984!) on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 10:12:00 PST

Asstrology

Just a few days ago, a friend and I went to our favorite bar to toss back a few beers. Good times were being had, ranting our usual rant. The bartender, playing the role of the chatty host, came by wi...
Posted by BRANDON (KICKIN ASS SINCE 1984!) on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 09:16:00 PST

Spreading His Word at HSBC

As my friends know I work in the mail extraction department at HSBC. Thats right, I open mail for a living. And on a daily bases I will find, with a payment, religious pamphlets. I'm not going to rant...
Posted by BRANDON (KICKIN ASS SINCE 1984!) on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:15:00 PST

Brandon's Movie Review - Metopolis

I have never seen a silent film. I was not disapointed. Audiances in 1927 must have been blown away. Metopolis takes place in the year 2026. The population is divded between the rich who live in the g...
Posted by BRANDON (KICKIN ASS SINCE 1984!) on Fri, 18 May 2007 10:43:00 PST

Brandon's Movie Reviews- Hot Fuzz

To start off I would like to say that I do not like british comedy. But Hott Fuzz rocked the shit. It was pretty damn funny, very well written, and damn well acted. Plus you get to see old british peo...
Posted by BRANDON (KICKIN ASS SINCE 1984!) on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:06:00 PST