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Howdy, Howdy, Howdy

About Me

imma bout the weirdest normal cracker you can get. unsalted. i love the simple things... the feel of sprite under my nose. i love ice cream with chunks of indescript goodies. i love the taste of banana chapstick. I grew up in south Texas and I moved to NYC after college and became a NYC boy - now i'm in LA. if you want something in your life, just go for it. don't be afraid. I don't have attitude but can sometimes come across like i do. i don't like gossip and don't like those that do. halloween is my absolute favorite holiday. i raised chickens. imma white boy. good tan. smart. i come from a huge, white, but nicely tanned, smart family. i also luv my friends- they are my family too. i can be a huge homebody or a go out to a bar... but i dislike bars usually. i drive a jeep wrangler. my favorite food growing up was "shit on the shingles" - you go figure it out. i probably have over 10 typos in this damn profile- that about says who i am! i never run spellcheck. ask me anything you want and i'll answer honestly. ok, that's a lie. i'm a very busy dude. i sometimes get lost in how busy my days are. i have a cat, plants and fish. i love all animals. deal.i've met tracey thorn and i've met joan armatrading.i think i want to move back to NYC in 2008.---- Want To Meet: there something relaxing about waking up to the same eyes morning after morning and getting lost in love. to spoon and let the day wash away as you stay under the covers giggling all afternoon. you have to be funny, lighthearted and love to laugh and joke around. i prefer witty, dark humor. things i would like someone to enjoy: monogamy, pancakes and music. i can be very relationship oriented - it depends. who knows what will happen next? i am very, very busy. like, very! if you can sit me down one night and play the indigo girls "power of two" and get the lyrics, then hit me up. we'd make perfect friends or more. it would be nice to meet someone who just "gets me." if it's for dating, someone that actually wants more than one date. and someone who isn't cheap. lol. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

things. i like things. and stuff.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

everything but the girl, joan armatrading, kaskade, tegan and sara, indigo girls, more lesbians, weekend players, sky sweetnam, the sundays, cocteau twins, beautiful south, xtc, julia fordham, Avenue D, Butterly Boucher, Beth Hart, Nelly Furtado, Northern State, jojo (in the house!), raven, etc...

Movies:

the color purple, harold and maude, x-men, trip to bountiful....

Television:

american dad, buffy the vampire slayer, simpsons, family guy, reno 911, the state, madtv

Books:

huh?

Heroes:

did you ever know that YOU'RE my hero, your everything i would like to be? barf...