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About Me

my name is Jade, i sleep too much & read too many books. i take fine art and english combined at gorseinon if anyone is interested. i once drank an excessive amount of tea from polystyrene cups & suffered for the rest of the day, but it was all in the name of modern art which then ended up in the bin. i simply cannot cook as i'm terrible under pressure & during exams my main worry isn't failing the paper but actually going blind during the writing process. it could happen. i enjoy talking about everything and anything, i also feel i must talk to cath at least once a day otherwise the universe may implode. i would like another cat, a russian blue to be precise & i shall call her luna. i like taking lots of photographs at any given opportunity but at gigs i tend to employ mle as my camera lady as i'm terrible at multi-tasking. i recently decorated my room but have no furtniture, apart from a bed, it will be lovely though one day. i own a wonderfull pair of blue wellingtons with little ducks on them & lastly, my nose is always cold.

My Interests

being with my friends, touching matthew with cold hands, my cat peps, drawing with a sharp pencil, drinking tea, reading comic books, flipping through fashion magazines just for the photo-shoots, wearing too much make-up, the word "lovely", wishing i had a vintage beetle, winning on tekken, playing card games in college, finding new artists i love, a few favourites of mine are salvador dali, roy lichtenstein, jack vettriano, sarah joncas & alison lambert.

I'd like to meet:

My car & my own personal tea slave.

Music:

Movies:

Velvet goldmine
Amelie
Star wars
Eternal sunshine
Fifth element
Party monster
Sin city
Gia
Nightmare before xmas
Rocky horror
Pans Labyrinth
Factory girl

Television:

Mighty Boosh =]
L-word
Sex & the city
Scrubs
QI
Tales from the crypt
Invader zim
Diagnosis MURDER

Books:

Sarah waters
Poppy Z Brite
Alice Hoffman
Anne rice
Gregory maguire
Dan Brown
James herbert
Sylvia plath
Lewis carroll
Jill mansell
Jhonen vasquez
Roman dirge
Hewlett/Martin
Daniel schaffer

My Blog

Results night.

These pictures may contain drunken happy people & crackers. and a close up of the modern art that is crackers in vodkathat blog took fucking ages! there are more pictures...there are on juli...
Posted by Darling, you're dynamite on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 03:39:00 PST

motley fucking crue!

we're pretty much the toast of the town, like the pun? yeah im SHARP like the ox i don't know any motley poseeees! look at that MUG mles hair was "as stubborn as she is" - clonkeys words my hair...
Posted by Darling, you're dynamite on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 05:14:00 PST

Camping at Gowersbury.

on friiiday me & julia went camping & it was marvellous! t'was looovely down there & we had a lovely spot in the first field, which was half the size of the other ones but who gives! not u...
Posted by Darling, you're dynamite on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 05:22:00 PST

Goldfrapp Cardiff pictures

Spiffying night it was, pictures arn't that shabby considering the camera cost like 10 quid & is looked upon as shite. Alison looked very pretty & ending it off with black cherry was abit marv...
Posted by Darling, you're dynamite on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 01:30:00 PST

German sauages

Here! Pictures! HAVE PATIENCE ISIT GIRL! ahem, they're quite biggy & yes my camera makes me look disgusting I do relise BUT DO I CARE yes kinda of I mean no. ^ Tommy Lee's massive green penis....
Posted by Darling, you're dynamite on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 12:08:00 PST

Halloween, Goldfrapp & chicken stir frys.

Well I'm bored & have nothing better to do that make a blog about the shananagans of the past few days. So Halloween was a right laugh! I love Halloween, dressing up at Lisa's was so much fun...
Posted by Darling, you're dynamite on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 04:32:00 PST

Dear diary

Dear diary 22nd October Get pissed x
Posted by Darling, you're dynamite on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 11:40:00 PST

Lisa loves me 2k5

This is all being copied & pasted from Lisa's blog oooo eeerrrrr I've done horrifying things with salad tongs. It's really eaten into my social life. says: Check your...bulletins She's A Streamli...
Posted by Darling, you're dynamite on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fill this out or I shall be forced to eat you.

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me in one word.8. What wa...
Posted by Darling, you're dynamite on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Clonkey ¢¾ =)

This is Clonkey Clonkey is Blind's lover <3 Clonkey & Blind like to act sexy together. Clonkey & Blind like to act spazzy together. Clonkey & Blind even like to sleep together. ...
Posted by Darling, you're dynamite on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST