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you know it.

can you tell me something that i haven't heard? i want to hear how it sounds.

About Me

i may seem aimless, but i follow my heart. i don't squeeze the toothpaste tube from the middle. i can never get my backpack straps to feel even on my shoulders, and it makes me feel like i'm lopsided. i make t-shirts, you should wear them. i really like the smell of fresh cut grass, old garages, and ocean air. i'm left handed. i never avoid eye contact on public transportation. my left armpit sweats more than my right. i have a noble flaw, and it's hope. my memory is 70 percent based on a familiar smell. i never go about things in the correct way. i simply loathe when PeOpLe TyPe LiKe ThIs. i hate wet peanut butter knives...my roommate lauren all over again because she has a huge war mouth.

i'm a wander. i wander around. maybe i will come sit on your couch.

| ibreathesimple

My Interests

silk screening, french toast and just diner breakfast in general, quietness, graphic design, assorted teas, vitamin water, whiskey, the best friends ever, first snowfalls, easter candy in the cadbury mini eggs variety, air guitar, being wine drunk, unicorns and all their wonderful magic, photography, polaroids, books, thunderstorms, carvel ice cream cakes, writing terribly, that first kiss tingle, cookouts, annie's macaroni and cheese, pretending i can do the running man correctly, cheese pizza, never understanding anything ever, walking, road trips, jim caroll, buffalo chicken, the 80's, and dance parties.

I'd like to meet:

non-mesh short/windpant wearing people.
whiskey drinkers.
someone to ride bikes with.
people who could eat buffalo chicken for the rest of their lives with me.
lisa frank? is she a real person?
candy ravers...wait i'm kidding about that one. i don't want to meet candy ravers.
someone who can eat 8 saltines in a minute.
someone who can successfully bring back slap bracelets.
the third grade laser background (assorted colors of course.)
the entire cast of designing women.
smooth thunderstorms.
the creator of the font "comic sans" so i can tell them how unbelievably HORRIBLE they are.

Music:


Movies:

kazaam!, little monsters, bomb the system, milo and otis, army of darkness, evil dead one and two, the bear, all the homeward bounds, boyz n the hood, adventures in babysitting, high tension, 976-EVIL, session 9, wet hot american summer, run lola run, lock stock and two smoking barrels, the goonies, 28 days later, trainspotting, rad, oh brother where art thou?, the heathers, love and a .45, dead alive, elephant, cool runnings (yep i WENT there), coffee and cigarettes, the neverending story, aimee and jaguar, all the die hards, the indiana jones trilogy, the dark crystal, oceans eleven, the basketball diaries, napoleon dynamite, fight club, heavenly creatures, party monster, oscar and lucinda, i heart huckabees, punch drunk love, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, wrong turn, wayne's world 1 and 2, hellraiser 6, me you and everyone else we know, steel magnolias, oh and honey, i shrunk the kids because they slept in that lego and rode through their backyard on an ant.

Television:

the gilmore girls mostly, the office, 30 rock, and anything on the discovery or national geographic channel. nerd alert!

Books:

cat's cradle, youth in revolt, to kill a mocking bird, the unbearable lightness of being, lolita, chinese takeout, killing yourself to live 85 percent a true story, lullabies for little criminals, the accidental, naked lunch, tropic of cancer, running with scissors, nowhere man, on the road, rule of the bone, tristessa, bob dylan chronicles, the perks of being a wallflower, the fuck-up, optic nerve comics, blankets, desolation angels, junky, please kill me: the uncensored oral history of punk, YRB magazine, filth, 100 years of solitude, naked, another bullshit night in suck city, lesbian pulp fiction: the sexually intrepid world of lesbian paperback novels 1950-1965, the curious incident of the dog in the night-time, any poetry by billy collins, charles bukowski, and allen ginsberg.
recent: the universe in a single atom; the convergence of science and spirituality, this book will save your life, black swan green, the boy detective fails.

Heroes:

my mum, my friends, zombies, king mackerels, vanilla soft serve with rainbow sprinkles, and english muffin pizzas.

My Blog

jamster!

yesterday after recovering from welcoming vicki back to boston, i did the following:-ordered shirts.-designed and ordered 500 stickers.-created 5 web banners (GO PUT THEM ON YOUR PAGES).-reserved my s...
Posted by you know it. on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 09:39:00 PST

three of my favorite songs right now...in video form.

"atlas" by battles "going to a town" by rufus wainwright. "so long" by the teeth...
Posted by you know it. on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 04:31:00 PST

LOLZ@#$@#$@#$%$

Whats your middle name? lynnHow big is your bed? full size, SON.What are you listening to right now? watching the detectives by elvis costello.What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? wha?...
Posted by you know it. on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:04:00 PST

dlfdflgjkdflgkf?!?

as for life, cut out the bad and keep in the good. it's just that simple.
Posted by you know it. on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 02:33:00 PST

bollocks.

i wish i lived in new york.
Posted by you know it. on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 02:52:00 PST

free fun weekend 2k6!

http://deciding.livejournal.com/720310.html
Posted by you know it. on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 06:21:00 PST

i wrote this awhile ago.

"life." you know what? there is some shit in life that you'll never understand. there are a bunch of people that you will never understand. there are somethings that you'll feel but know that it's pro...
Posted by you know it. on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 04:07:00 PST