learning experience |
As we grow up, we learn that the one person who isn't supposed to let you down probably will, and the one person that you never thought would be there for you is. You're going to have fights with your...
Posted by Delivery Boy on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 08:44:00 PST |
4 Sons |
These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son Kent," says one, "has...
Posted by Delivery Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Acceptable Excuse |
The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be ...
Posted by Delivery Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Bar Translations |
"No, really, I'm OK to drive."
--I'm wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home with.
"I'm not used to these darts."
--I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than...
Posted by Delivery Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The LAPD, the FBI, and the CIA |
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.
The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each o...
Posted by Delivery Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
How to date different race of girls |
How to date different race of girls
credit: Babe
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Posted by Delivery Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
DICKOLOGY 101 entertainment purposes only |
DICKOLOGY 101 entertainment purposes only
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Disclaimer:
The thoughts and words in the above post are the product of an internet persona and are for entertainment purposes only....
Posted by Delivery Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
piece of my mind part1 |
have been for sometime in motion. Constantly moving in a forward motion seeing what is only laid in front of us. To excell, to succeed, educate, explore. From this comes what? Satisfaction a sense of ...
Posted by Delivery Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
funny story |
This is a good example to think twice about trying ecstasy. I wanna forget when I graduated From Northeast high School (class of 158). I went to Club Exit in NYC with bunch of friends. I was getting ...
Posted by Delivery Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
GIVE ME A BREAK LADIES |
I would like to dedicate this to all the pretty gurls out there. It seems to me that all the pretty girls are straight up tripping when an average Joes (like me) try to holla at you. They would show ...
Posted by Delivery Boy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
