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Joshua L Brooks

real life sucks losers dry. if you wanna fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly.

About Me



I'm perpetually bored
I only eat if it's candy
I'm always broke, but you'd never know
I don't give a shit about your birthday
I'm smarter than you think
I still use the adjective "fly" and mean it
If you take offense to foul language, we won't get along
There isn't a color I hate, although orange is close
I was a strangely intelligent kid
I'm a strangely uninterested adult
I can drink you under the table, but I try not to
I think you're a fucking idiot
I'm dating Bon Iver
Artificial is much better than the real thing
I'm horrible at telling jokes
I'm in love with your brother
I can't stand chocolate
I'm no longer a cartoon

I'm easy to hate

My Interests

MY FAMILY
Lemonade
Sour Patch Kids
Smell of Laundry
Tattoos
Anorexia Nervosa
Tall Guys (no, not THAT one)
Clumsy People
Loud Mouths
MakeUp Forever
Fake Eyelashes
Weave
Cazwell
Sherbet
Neon
Music
Skinny Girls
Office Supplies
Cold Weather
Amanda Lepore
Fashion
Dirty Hair
Chapstick
Headbands
Blush
Barrettes

I'd like to meet:



Don't wanna meet you. Don't friend request me. Period.

Music:


A
-

The Album Leaf
The Almost
Andrew Bird
Animal Collective
The Anniversary
The Apples in Stereo
Architecture in Helsinki
Armor for Sleep
Athlete
Autolux

B-

Badly Drawn Boy
Beach Boys
Beck
Belle & Sebastian
Beulah
The Bird & the Bee
The Black Ghosts
The Black Keys
Blonde Redhead
Blondie
Brand New
The Breeders
British Sea Power
James Brown
Bush

C-

Cake
Calvin Harris
Cansei de ser Sexy
The Cardigans
The Cars
Johnny Cash
Cat Power
The Clash
Clem Snide
Client
Clinic
John Coltrane
Crystal Castles
The Cure
Cursive

D-

Dandy Warhols
Danger Mouse
Death Cab for Cutie
The Decemberists
The Dismemberment Plan
The Do
Dragonette
Duran Duran

E-

Emily Haines

F-

The Faint
Fall Out Boy
The Films
Fischerspooner
The Flaming Lips
Flickerstick
Ben Folds
Foo Fighters
Freezepop

G-

Garbage
The Get Up Kids
The Glimmers
The Go-Go's
Goldfrapp
Grandaddy
Guster

H-

The Halo Benders
Ben Harper
PJ Harvey
Imogen Heap
Heloise & the Savoir Faire
Hercules & Love Affair
Hole
Hot Hot Heat
The Hush Sound

I-

Inara George
Incubus
Interpol

J-

Jane Jensen
Justice

K-

Keane
Kelley Polar
Kings of Convenience
Klaxons
The Knife
Ben Kweller

L-

Ladytron
LCD SoundSystem
Le Tigre
Led Zeppelin
Ben Lee
Sean Lennon
Ted Leo
The Libertines
Live
Luscious Jackson
Lykke Li

M-

Stephen Malkmus
Aimee Mann
Mates of State
Meg & Dia
Menomena
Metric
Mirah
Modest Mouse
Morrissey
My Bloody Valentine
My Brightest Diamond
My Morning Jacket
MuM

N-

Nada Surf
Willie Nelson
New Young Pony Club
Neutral Milk Hotel

O-

Oasis
Oleander

P-

Pantha du Prince
Paramore
Patrick Wolf
Peaches
Phantom Planet
Pink Floyd
Portishead
The Postal Service
Prince

Q-

Queens of the Stone Age

R-

Radiohead
The Ramones
Ratatat
The Raveonettes
Rediscover
Damien Rice
Rilo Kiley

S-

Sahara Hotnights
Sam Sparro
The Secret Machines
She Wants Revenge
The Shins
Sigur Ros
Silversun Pickups
Simian Mobile Disco
Sleater-Kinney
Sly & the Family Stone
The Smashing Pumpkins
Elliot Smith
The Smiths
Sneaker Pimps
The Spill Canvas
Spoon
The Stills
The Strokes

T-

U-

Uh Huh Her

V-

Velvet Revolver
The Velvet Underground
The Vines
The Von Bondies

W-

Tom Waits
Weezer
Wilco
The Wrens

X-

Y-

The Yeah Yeah Yeah's
Yo la Tengo

Z-

Movies:

Natural Born Killers

Television:

Rad Girls

Books:

Jack Kerouac
j.d. salinger
Haruki Murakami
Stephen Chbosky
Chuck Palahniuk
Chelsea Handler
Hunter S. Thompson
David Sedaris
Mark Danielewski
Augusten Burroughs

Heroes:

The Blonds

My Blog

Life Questions...

Okay so even with my group of friends (and people who bitch when I delete them from my list), I STILL manage to get people posting "serious" blogs.  Like, really?  You guys... why are we all...
Posted by Joshua L Brooks on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 10:44:00 PST