WHY GOD MADE MOMS |
WHY GOD MADE MOMSAnswers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.2. Mostly to clean the house.3... Posted by ~~BETH~~ on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 03:51:00 PST |
Sayings |
A wise man does not need advice and a fool won't take it.Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.Life becomes useless and insipid when we have no longer either friends or enemies.It ... Posted by ~~BETH~~ on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 10:21:00 PST |
SAYING OF THE DAY |
The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and screaming. Roseanne Barr ... Posted by ~~BETH~~ on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 05:45:00 PST |
QUOTE OF THE DAY |
Take chances, make mistakes. That's how you grow. ... Posted by ~~BETH~~ on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 05:31:00 PST |
BITCHIE QUOTES |
* Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear. * Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you. * Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forg... Posted by ~~BETH~~ on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 09:06:00 PST |