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Travis

T-Bone

About Me

I can explain why strippers are like national defense. And why they are both under-provided by the market. I don't, however, have a job. I'm coping with living life as a washed up game show contestant even before my episode airs. Hollywood is an animal"I saw my reflection in the snowcovered hills, til the landslide brought it down..."

My Interests

I like wearing tacky sunglasses on my head. It's just the way T-Bone rolls.

I'd like to meet:

People who knew how to spell "definitely" before I just typed it.Also...a shawl wearing, lyric writing, tambourine toting, whirling dervish of a chanteuse.

Music:

I have serious addictions to Fleetwood Mac and Stevie Nicks, so I guess I should expand my horizons.

Movies:

Drop Dead Gorgeous, Big Business, Mullholand Drive, The Fifth Element.

Television:

All I know is that I'm losing the battle with Tivo.

Books:

Harry Potter, The Pillars of the Earth, The Da Vinci Code (and anything else by Dan Brown), The Max Strategy, Who Moved My Cheese?, Mutant Message from Down Under

Heroes:

People who don't use MySpace.

My Blog

So this is blogging...

So it's come to this...Tivo is paused on television...some comedian is frozen in space with a microphone up to his mouth.  There's a box of Woven Wheats sitting next to me on the couch.  Wov...
Posted by Travis on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 07:59:00 PST