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*~*Jo The Lady *~*

I am here for Friends

About Me

21, female, originally from Chorley, Lancashire, now a 4th year English Studies student at the University of Stirling. Pretty well established as a wreckhead and a member of the Dilate massive [check out DJ Laconic - Dilate Drum and Bass on My Space for more information about Stirling's only DnB night]. I love music, dancing, rave culture, piercings/tattoos, and films amongst other things.

I also love making new friends and am proud to have some of the best in the world in good old Haggis-land with me: Greig, Scotty, Apple, Claire, Tasha, Sam, Trine, Aaron, Mike, Sharon, Dave, Bek and too many more that have helped party the night away into abject confusion and messiness.


J Joyful
O Overwhelming
T Tender
H Haunting
E Exquisite
L Legendary
A Appreciative
D Dashing
Y Yummy

I've had my good times and I've certainly had my bad but I'm still standing and going strong, no thanks to some but more thanks than I can give to others, who saw me right and got me through. To those of you who did a runner, stabbed me in the back, lied to me and broke me: FUCK j00!!! Ha ha! Glad to be rid of ya. And to the others - Love you more than I can say without sounding like a Dawson's Creek case ^^.

I have an fantastic boyfriend, Greig, who's more brilliant than I can put into words. He's helped me realise a lot about myself, loves me for who I am and would never ask me to change - it's a novelty to find someone like that in my experience.


How to make a jo the lady
Ingredients:
5 parts anger
5 parts crazyiness
3 parts joy
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!

Hmmm....there's an awful lot of anger in that I think. I guess I can be quite angry - but only if you're a twat. If you're friendly, open minded and honest (and don't vomit or pass out at our afterparties) then I'm sure we'll get on fine so feel free to drop me a message. I love talking to and meeting new people.

Personality wise I guess I'm a mixed bag. I have quite a British and bizarre sense of humour - Bill Bailey, Simon Pegg, The Mighty Boosh. It takes an idiot to make me mad and I don't like drunk people (with the two exceptions of Apple and Gorbo. lol) but I love nights out, random banter and stomping the night away.

So yeah, give me a shout...I'm waiting

My Interests

Any chance to expand on what I know. We're not here for long so I enjoy life and will take most opportunities. My interests are endless.

I'd like to meet:

Stephen Fry. Marilyn Monroe. Angelina Jolie. Jonny Depp. Bill Bailey. Russell Brand. The Boosh Boys.

Music:

Drum and Bass. Ska. Punk. Pop. Rock. Indie. Techno. Bit of jazz, dash of blues and the occasional bit of folk. lol. Bit of an all rounder really.

I love Muse. Red Hot Chili Peppers. Garbage. Less Than Jake. Cot Death. PJ Harvey. Pink. The Pixies. Kaiser Chiefs. Streetlight Manifesto. Gomez. Pendulum. Eve 6. The Beautiful South. En+Beddie. Air. Bonobo. Kula Shaker. The Doors. Gwen Stefani. The Killers. Royksopp. DJ Fresh. Daft Punk. And many many more.....

Movies:

Ooooh, tough one. I love Jonny Depp. Tim Burton. Studio Ghibli. Sci-Fi. Fantasy. Horror. Thriller. Once again, a bit of everything.

Favourite films are probably. Howl's Moving Castle. Fifth Element. Spirited Away. Pirates of the Caribbean. Moulin Rouge. Gia. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Laputa. Blow. Sin City. Severance. Shaun of the Dead. V for Vendetta.

Television:

Heroes. The Mighty Boosh. Scrubs. Red Dwarf. Ugly Betty. Third Rock From The Sun. The Jeremy Kyle Show. Lost.

Books:

David Eddings - The Belgariad. The Mallorean. Belgarath and Polgara.

J.K. Rowling - Harry Potter.

Trudi Canavan - The Black Magician Trilogy.

Terry Pratchett.

Philip Pullman - His Dark Materials.

Arthur Golden - Memoirs of a Geisha.

Sarah Waters - Tipping The Velvet.

Vladimir Nabokov - Lolita.

Dickens - Great Expectations [not sure why but I've just always enjoyed reading that one].

Heroes:

Angelina Jolie and Pink. I wouldn't really call them my heroes but I admire them for being strong, smart, independant and willing to speak their minds.

My Blog

Dilate

OH MY GOSH! Madness ensued once more as Gorbo's Essex geezas descended on Stirling for it's one and only Drum and Bass night, Dilate on Friday. Ah there was such messiness ^_^ The tunes in Obo Eru wer...
Posted by *~*Jo The Lady *~* on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 07:03:00 PST

Relationships and life

1) Single, Taken, or Flirty?Taken and flirty. Ha ha! 2) Are you happy with that?No. I stay with my boyfriend because I hate him and my life and am miserable. Of course I is happy with it. I loves him...
Posted by *~*Jo The Lady *~* on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 04:55:00 PST

Back to the real world

You can tell I was bored - two quizzy things for blogs. Well, they were more for personal entertainment really. Although I now realise they may be 'diary' so you cannae read them. Hmmm, I dont know. D...
Posted by *~*Jo The Lady *~* on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:55:00 PST

ARGH!!!

People suck! That is all. OK, it's not. As that would be too emo (as well as already blogging) for me to cope with. I just wish some would drop dead, that's all ^^ And not be two faced, shallow twats ...
Posted by *~*Jo The Lady *~* on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 08:35:00 PST

Raving raving raving

Was up in Fort William on Saturday with the dispicable group that are the Stirling/Dilate massive. lol (apart from Scotty - he still has glandular fever, poor thing). It turned out to be a d...
Posted by *~*Jo The Lady *~* on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 07:36:00 PST

Ramblings of the Jo

Well, Dilate was as messy and fun as the last several times - don't think we're ever going to get sick of it. Anyone in Stirling on the third (I think it's third) Friday of every month should swing by...
Posted by *~*Jo The Lady *~* on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 02:43:00 PST

are you tattooed?

so, i have a presentation to give on monday and today so far i have gone to uni (not presentation related), gone to the book shop (to see my friend who works there, not research), tidied my room a bit...
Posted by *~*Jo The Lady *~* on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:02:00 PST

Sucked into the world of myspace

OK, so I'm well and truly sucked in now. The downward spiral to checking this thing every day has no doubt already begun, although I will keep it under control for as long as I can.The original plan w...
Posted by *~*Jo The Lady *~* on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 06:39:00 PST