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Jason

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About Me

I'm a 17 yearold kid who lives in the boring State of Ohio. I'm sometimes essentric and very hyper when souped up on coffee beans. I adore action and horror movies and my idea of a good time is curling up on the couch with a good book and a can of soda to keep me company. Often times I prefer the company of females rather than that to males mainly because most males now a days only want to look around for sex where as most ladies only wish to go out and have a good time and enjoy themselves. Though that isn't to say there aren't good men out there but it is just hard to find them seeing as how most of the 'other' men as I'll call them refer to the few men whom acctually respect and adore women for persons rather than toys get called 'feminine faggots.' Yea well to them I say LONG LIVE THE FEMININE FAGGOTS. Now that I have that said I'll return to the original purpose of this and tell you more about me. I like to lift weights though the only thing that is truely buff on my body would be my legs(mainly because I leg press 520 pounds.). Yes I have a pudge and I wear it proudly. I don't have rock hard abs or twelve inch biceps, I don't have a chisled body or a blunt weapon between my legs. I don't think I need any of that to live a happy life nor find a good woman to settle down with and have a good long life and die old with. I'm not a goth but I wear black anyways, I'm not a punk and I wear spikes anyways. I'm not going to tell you I belong to any sort of social teen class because I like to wear dark things. I hate gangsters and people who go "I from da 91!" or people who go "tpiN lKe tiS iS cLL mDDerfKKer." If you can't properly spell your county and or city, and if you can't type a proper sentence without mangling it all to hell, please go and learn where you are and take english again please. I like Heavy Metal, Techno, and Hard Rock. I like some rap as long as it isn't some thug crap that goes on about finding the girl with the rounded ass and pounding it into the mattress, I never understood Juggalos and personally I think the Juggalo/lette fan base ruined the band of ICP. Not to mention they raised the price of Faygo up quite abit. I have three piercings and I plan to get more, but said piercings are in A) My tongue, and B) would be two in my left ear. I don't have tattoos and my ideal one would be a pair of mini blue angel wings on my shoulder blades, which I hope to get soon.. I don't like import cars, I'll take some of that American Muscle before I will a flashy import, I like Harleys better than than them crotch rockets. No I'm not anti imports, I simply prefer substance over flash. A muscle car does not need NOS to be fast y'know? I'll stop now for I don't think any of you wish to sit here all day reading about me. Later. ~ Teh J.

My Interests

Books, Movies, Angels, Demons, Vampires, and other freaky/supernatural things.

I'd like to meet:

Edward Lee, because he is my favorite author, and generally anyone else.

Music:

Slipknot, Type O Negative, Tristania, Insane Clown Posse, Drowning Pool, System of a Down, Static-X, Cinder, Fly Banger, Rammstien, PIG, KMFDM, Nine Inch Nails, Amorphis, Black Label Society, Joe Satriani, Lynard Skynard, Chimaira, Cradle of Filth, Arch Enemy, Fear Factory, Slayer, Stone Sour, Disturbed, Korn, Foo fighters, Queens of the Stone Age, Jet, Jimmy Eats World, Led Zepplin, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, Mushroom Head, Nightwish, Powerman 5000, Prodigy, Crystal Method, Moby, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rob Zombie, Sevendust, Stabbing Westward, Staind, The Devin Townsend Band, Talla3, The Hives, The Offspring, The Rolling Stones, The Union Underground, Trapt, 666, and The Faint.

Movies:

Office Space, Jay and Silent bob movies, Matrix 1-3, VanHelsing, Vampire movies in general, Hellraiser Series, Starwars 1-3 plus the others, The Star Trek series was alright I guess.

Television:

Family Guy, Cowboy Bebop, Futurama, Farscape, and I rather liked Outlaw Star.

Books:

City Infernal, Angel Infernal, Purgatory, and Mother Bitchfight (Yes Mother Bitchfight is a real book.).

Heroes:

No one.. I only look to myself for goals and support.

My Blog

My Personality.

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Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The days go by.. then you awaken to ROCK.

Well now, today has been fine I guess, I went to bed at about.. 11 a.m. ish, woke up at around 6 p.m. by the sound of my father blaizing my burnt heavy metal cd on the stereo.. Pure Hatred by Chimaira...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hmmz.. NU

Well now, today was alright I guess, woke up at approx 8 p.m. ... ya.. 8 o clock. So anyways after that I just mope around allday because this heat SUCKS. Really, I wear shorts and whites and I still ...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BEEN THERE DONE THAT LOL!

So anyways, I'm sitting here typing this crap to all the people who DON'T look at this shit hole. So therefore I am going to type meaningless crap because I feel like it, yes I know that does not make...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

THE TRIALS OF INTERNET EXPLORER. Chapter One.

So, not to long after I first posted the first message, the form struck its revenge in the form of closing all of my open net windows. I was editting the music thing, I made a common typo then all the...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

LIKE WHOA!!

Well now, come to find out that there is this little hobble on the web, a friend of mine sent me a link to her page where everyone was being complete FUCK BAGS. Though I pronounced it quite differentl...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST