sperm count |
A 75-year old man went to his doctors office to
get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar
and said:"Take this jar home, and bring me back a
sample>tomorrow." The next day, the 75-year old... Posted by richard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
truth about girls |
1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't
crying, it
means she'scrying in her heart.
2. When she ignores you
after you've done something wrong, it's best to
give her some time to cool do... Posted by richard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
sperm count |
A 75-year old man went to his doctors office to
get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar
and said:"Take this jar home, and bring me back a
sample>tomorrow." The next day, the 75-year old... Posted by richard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
do you love GOD |
"Yes, I do Love God. He is my source of
existence and Savior. He keeps me functioning
each and everyday. Without Him, I will be
nothing.Without Him, I am nothing but with Him,
I can do all thi... Posted by richard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
its nice to be happy |
SOMETIMES: We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they ar... Posted by richard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
WARNING: explicit content |
This chain letter is real
so follow
the instructions
and something
good will happen!!
LISTEN TO THIS LETTER AND GOOD LUCK!!!!!
Sorry,
but this chain letter is f... Posted by richard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
thank you |
FRIENDS WITHOUT FACES
We sit and we type and we stare at our screens,
We can't help but wonder what all of this means.
With mouse in hand ...we roam through this maze,
On an infinite search.... Posted by richard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
fucking ashamed |
What a waste... That's what I am telling you,
people...
10th grade
As I sat there in English class, I stared at the
girl next to me. She
was my so called "best friend". I stared at her
lon... Posted by richard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
love is like a waiting bus |
When the bus comes, you look at it and you say
to
yourself
"eeee...so
full....cannot sit down, I'll wait for the next
one."
So you let the bus go and waited for the second
bus.
The... Posted by richard on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |