Emmie Beretta! profile picture

Emmie Beretta!

Now accepting cash donations :)

About Me

I grew up a tomboy...yeh, I'm just now learning how to fix my hair and wear make-up stars layout @ Unique MySpace Layouts - Movie Layouts - Music Layouts - More MySpace Layouts! - MySpace Tools

My Interests

Road trips, hot guys, animals, rock-n-roll, tattoos, music, beer, outdoors, the sound of breaking glass, good people, fun people, and having a good time.

I'd like to meet:

Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Chevy Chase, Jessica Alba, Freddy Mercury (rest his soul), and John Cameron Mitchell. Jack Black, good people, good to know people, people that don't suck, the right people.. Ian's parents, Kit-Kat's creator, Ken (he must be awesome, because Barie is crazy about him) my long lost identical twin because I heard about her the other day, the guy i sing about in my songs, anybody that gives a shit, anyone that makes me laugh.... That would be most excellent, Sha-wing! Sha-wing!             href="http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j183/themagicwell/Ch evy.jpg" target="_blank"    anybody who doesn't suck, people with a good sense of humor (mine can be pretty dry and sometimes vulgar..but i mean well), people with something of offer...anything to offer
Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
You're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.
You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.
By establishing this deep connection quickly, people feel under your power.
And then you've got them exactly where you want them!

Music:

Queen, David Bowie, The Clash, The Beatles, Blondie, Beck, Led Zeppelin, Reel Big Fish, Sublime, Iggy Pop(that's sexy music), Cheap Trick, Bloodhound Gang, The Kinks, NOFX, Scott Joplin, Duke Ellington, Cab Calloway, Violent Femmes, Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, Busta Rhymes, The Bangles, Modern Skirts, The Sammies, Variac, Of Montreal, Darla, Poison, Buddy Holly, Joat Jett, The Empties, Girls Girls Girls, anything that's fun to sing along to, and so many more...

Movies:

Waynes World I, Waynes World II, Run Ronnie Run, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Caddyshack...there might be more.

Television:

That 70's Show, Family Guy

Books:

oh...just the required texts...and music books

Heroes:

There's a new one every week Your results:
You are The Flash The Flash 90% Supergirl 84% Superman 80% Iron Man 75% Green Lantern 70% Wonder Woman 64% Spider-Man 60% Robin 52% Catwoman 50% Hulk 50% Batman 35% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
You're Marilyn Monroe!
Take this quiz !

Quizilla | Join| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

My Blog

Time to move

      The time has come...I've pretty much made up  my mind. I just need to work my ass off, make lots of cash-flow, and Ashley and I are taking off to Los Angeles, CA.&n...
Posted by Emmie Beretta! on Mon, 21 May 2007 11:55:00 PST

Power Slide into the Emergency Room

This is so rock-n-roll! During band practice two days ago we began to play a fast-paced, high-energy "punk" song. During a drum break, I got excited and did a power slide on the floor of the practice ...
Posted by Emmie Beretta! on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:04:00 PST

The Penis Story!!!

Everybody has some memories of their first time doing things.  Now, I don't remember my first sip of alcohol, my first crush, or even my first kiss; but I do remember the first time I saw a penis...
Posted by Emmie Beretta! on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:42:00 PST