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THE PORNFATHER

I'M A ROCKSTAR, BITCH!

About Me


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A bio huh? ok!!!!I dont like head!...i believe in giving a woman felacio until she falls in love with me...im not gonna sit on here and talk shit and dazzle you with people i know...or things i do.......If you look at my profile listed...online...on here...on myspace...my resume is attached. It speaks for itself...I just cannot stand people who talk about themselves 24 hours a day..if you are the shit..you dont have to tell people your the shit..they will know and give you repect on their own time...to the last woman i slept with...it was a beautiful thing...truly...we had an amazing time...i sat at the end of your bed...I brushed your braids out of your face admired your beautiful body and told you that you were gorgeous..it will be a moment i never forget for how beautiful it was in its enormity....thank you for sharing your love with me...however..I am the pornfather...you didn't think i was gonna stay and hold you now did you???To crackhead people of the world that are ignorant and stupid enuff to step to me..or my bandmates...i am italian....or at least half and indian also......so this translates as the following:I am prepared to hunt you down....and hurt you...and if you end up at the bottom of the river...wont nobody miss your ass anyways......you were never me bitch...to my friends, family...and children...i will always protect you...i will always be true..love and respect...you...even in the worst of time...anything i do...i do in your name and honor...be proud of the things i do good..not the minor evils that the devil has me do along the way...yes i am a sinner...but i never meant to be a disappointment..i have lived my life to please you...and although you should live your life for yourself...i am a giver...so please take me for who i am..and you will see...i am worthwhile...or at least that is my hope and wishes.Yes, i am the pornfather...however...i am still a gentle, kind, none freaky, passionate, romantic and giving lover...if you are lucky enuff to have me inside you...you will be a woman that feels not used...but rather better about yourself because you know..that you shared something special with someone whom actually cares for you and is a straight up brotha...its about the special times girl..not about being fucked donkeystyle for 55 minutes...but i mean thats nice too...lolcolor...skin color??? It matters only if your home is on wheels....you hang a confederate flag from the door and you are missing teeth......I love everyone...of every color...and i am not white myself...so...i guess.....fuck you if you dont like me...or my peoples...they are in every color..and i love them..will kill for them..and need them...if you are not understanding of this....i dont need you..soooo die.and god, well.......you know....i guess in the end..i feel i have not said the word fuck enuff lol...so..i'll make up for it now...fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck,,,,and another little fuck you again...i like the word fuck...because it makes me come off as uneducated ignorant rather close to passing for someone with mental disabilities....and if a word or two is enuff to force you into passing judgement on my whole mental capacity...well then...fuck you because i'll be fuckin' your sister tonight fucker!!!and with that said...thats all folks....i wish you all the best...now...i must return to the naked woman beside me...its her turn.....gracious & adios!the pornfatherxoxoWelcome to THE ARTIST FORMALLY KNOWN AS SOMETHING DEVIANTS PAGE Band Page, motherfuckers.
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My Interests

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My favorite...
...color is black
...animals are none
...sport is football
...season is summer/fall
...TV show is Monday Night Football
...drink is Corona/Rockstar
...book is Chinese Caligraphy Decorder
...band is Saliva/Prince/Rob Zombie
...holiday is Halloween
...website is www.2ugly4porn.com

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My Blog

check me out on the radio tonight April 16th at 10pm

on bananna 101.5 as we give tony labrie a sneak peek of what we have coming....it is a very sneaky sneak peek...but we need another month to get everything in order so.....we got in the studio with to...
Posted by THE PORNFATHER on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:28:00 PST

SORRY LATELY FOR MY ABSENCE!!!

I apologize.....i have been super busy preparing the band down in hollywood for business and it is tiring...please friends....hit me up...i will try to be more attentive..and i apologize again....the ...
Posted by THE PORNFATHER on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 02:47:00 PST

Prince is my all time favorite..

If you didn't already know...i am only fans of a couple folks artist wise..and i am prolly the biggest prince fan-addict around.....he taught me how to sing....and be...i love that muthafuckah!!! ...
Posted by THE PORNFATHER on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 05:30:00 PST

ALL MY FRIENDS: Join the PORN UNEMPLOYMENT AGENCY! 2UGLY4PORNS STREETTEAM & FAN CLUB!

Yes, DOWN IN HOLLYWOOD, my BAND....is finally beginning to get ready for the road...in the coming months....FINALLY!!! If you are a friend of mine....The Porn Unemployment Agency is the Fan Club....Pl...
Posted by THE PORNFATHER on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 03:45:00 PST

To every friend i have here and off of myspace....

I am seen as a total asshole...and rockstar....ummm bitch...which is totally true...and i am proud of it...lol.....but....during this holiday season..i would like to take the opportunity to thank all ...
Posted by THE PORNFATHER on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 04:06:00 PST

To Tony and Ben..

I have sooooo much to say to you guys....but i guess it boils down to this...thank you tony for being the one guy after all the years that can feel and see what i need out of music.....you have made m...
Posted by THE PORNFATHER on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 04:02:00 PST

brigette and tom

Thank you for helping to give the porn there start in the exotic club experience....i have held for years from doing this to test the waters on the assumption of what i believe could be.....i thi...
Posted by THE PORNFATHER on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 04:00:00 PST

tony labrie and Kevin Zink

thank you for always being there.....i hope in the new year....i will finally give you guys and flint something to be proud of....i have worked very hard to produce the product..and you guys always be...
Posted by THE PORNFATHER on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 03:58:00 PST

To my band......

A very merry xmas.....i am finally glad to say i have found the perfect match.....you guys individually and collectively are truly something to be proud of.......i am happy to have watched your maturi...
Posted by THE PORNFATHER on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 03:56:00 PST

the myspace purge....

i have not been on the computer in a good week....i have explained this before.....because of the porn and we are on a regular family oriented service....they try to delete us and purge us alot......i...
Posted by THE PORNFATHER on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 08:08:00 PST