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About Me

Well my name is Paul Raymond Zink the II. I work at Ward's Meat Packing Factory and I love it. When my boss, Rita, asks me to put cleave the pork I giggle, because, "Hey, who doesn't love heavy meat in their hands?" I am 17 years old and my dad drives a Ford and my sister is friends with Brooke Bond. I love that name, Bond. I don't like to cut my hair very often or wash it. The doctor told me that I have a very soft scalp and frugal follicles. I like it when people compliment my cuticles. My favorite class in school is Pre-Calc because I do really good in it. Like, I have an A+ average. I like to watch the pistons because they are a blue collar team that works hard, and puts forth great effort, kind of like CJ Pope. I wish I were CJ...or Russel Shirey.

My Interests

HARPS like the musical thing, P.E.T.A., Bob Globke, and washing dishes

I'd like to meet:

Someone who fills in the last puzzle piece to this jigsawiing, hellish, nightmare known as my feeble mind.

Music:

Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, Yellowcard, New Found Glory, Green Day, Lil wyte, Johnny Cash, Kia, Little bit modest mouse and a whole lot of Petey Pablo. NORTH CAROLINA!!!

Movies:

Gigli, Steel, Unbreakable, Polly, Hoop Dreams, Horse Sense (Lawerence bros... YESS!!) Men in Black 2, Jurassic Park 3, Kazaam, and a little bit of Space Jam, followed by some Eyes Wide Shut.

Television:

Punk'd, Golden Girls, Murder she Wrote, Matlock basically anything on PAX T.V. Who Wants to be a Millionaire with the girl host. Are you afraid of the Dark? Pete and Pete, Thats so raven, Gundam Wing.

Books:

Feminine Mystique, LOTR, Chronicles of Narnia, Huck Finn, and Othello.

Heroes:

Koenke, Lance Armstrong, The ROCK, Marshall Mathers,