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Christopher

Room filled with empty people

About Me

I'm paranoid, so odds are I think you're trying to fuck with me. The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Moderate
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

My Interests

Is Heaven missing an angel? Cause you've got nice cans.

I'd like to meet:

Shane MacGowan

Movies:

I like movies

Television:

Home Movies and Futurama

Books:

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My Blog

A boy's best friend is his mother.

I've been feeling a lot more positive lately, and I gotta say, it's a nice feeling for a change. I've also been collecting thoughts in that gigantic ball of a head of mine for a possible short story....
Posted by Christopher on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 03:58:00 PST

The Current State of Things

I'm not always the most open of people....Unless I'm really drunk, which usually makes me a big drama queen and I spill my guts about every little problem in my life. But for the most part I keep my ...
Posted by Christopher on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 05:36:00 PST

I SO COULD NAIL THIS CHICK ON NEXT!

OK.... So I'm sitting here in the new house watching MTV at 4 in the morning-ish, and they're showing one of the worst shows in the history of their programming called "Next." Where five guys or g...
Posted by Christopher on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 04:12:00 PST

Life's a beach

Ms.Danielle and I ventured out from the Portland/Gresham/Troutdale triangle on Monday and drove our asses out to Seaside. On the way there I got pulled over by the North Plains police!!!  And sa...
Posted by Christopher on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 03:33:00 PST

The Dead

I finally sat down and read "The Dead" by James Joyce today. Now, I'm fully aware that I am not smart enough to understand what Joyce is getting at in his work, and this little short story is no exce...
Posted by Christopher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HOT!

Yesterday I bought a pair of 60's style swimming trunks from a vintage store to wear at the beach.  They are fucking HAWT!  They're navy blue with a red and yellow stripe running across them...
Posted by Christopher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Can you see me now?

I went and had my eyes tested.  The doctor said my perscription hasn't changed, so it's most likely just me being a retard and thinking my vision is worsening.  Oh well, I'm just that much c...
Posted by Christopher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm scared to do this, but...

Ok, so as some of you know, I enjoy poetry.  I never ever ever evereverevereverever share my own writing on here however, because I typically think it's awful and very rarely show it to anyone.&n...
Posted by Christopher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I Heart Wilfred Owen

The Rime of the Youthful Mariner By Wilfred Owen One knotted a rope with an evil knout,     And flogged me till I fell; And he is picking the rope end out     In a land-...
Posted by Christopher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So the finals say

I got an A in both Philosophy and Sociology.  I guess that means my finals went alright for me.  Pretty killer, seeing as i spent maaaaaybe an hour or so studying for both, and when the test...
Posted by Christopher on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST