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Allen

"Resistance is Futile" -The Borg

About Me

Umm, this will be very exciting umm wait a minute... I work at costco and canabilize small children for entertainment in between human sacrifices and goverment bombings, your interest in this profile has been noted by the FBI which has now flagged you as a terrorist and you have earned a free stay in Gauntemo Bay, god bless the USA and enjoy free torture tuesdays their the most exciting thing that will be happening to you for quite a while. If this makes no sense to you congratulations and welcome to the senseless rant club of the undefined expanses of whatever the hell this happens to be. Enjoy your stay and steal yourself a towel in between viewing porn and setting things on fire.

My Interests

World of warcraft, world of warcraft... ummm hiking camping, stuff that explodes, video games, pornography(including but not limited to live 70s porn, hentai, online etc...), game programing, fire, ranting, not going to work, dungeons and dragons

I'd like to meet:

Hunter S Thompson(who is unfortanetly dead now...) the dahli lhama, Jack Nicholson, space alien, Stephen Hawking, any number of people who im forgetting. If your including in the forgotten congratulations and grab yourself a free hat

Music:

The Offspring, Beck, Cake, Soundgarden, Rage Against the Machine, Audioslave, Cherry Poppin Daddies, Green Day, Nirvana, NIN, Garbage(excluding the "Beautiful Garbage Album), Weezer(Pre Malad Riot Weezer anyway), PWEI, Etherion, The Minibosses, The Squirrel Nut Zippers, Pink Floyd, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath, MDFMK, KMFDM, , Daft Punk, Many video game soundtracks, more that are neccesary but im forgetting at the moment...

Movies:

The Wall, The Matrix, The Matrix Reloaded, Original star wars, Metropolis(The anime), Kentucky Fried Movie, Yellow Submarine, Bad Taste, Lord of the Rings(the books are far superior though...), seven nuns get boinked by jesus, Debbie Does Dallas, Ultraflesh, Indiana Jones, Dark City, Willow, Team America World Police, Fritz the Cat, Wizards, American Pop, Heavy Traffic, Heavy Metal, Heavy Metal 2000, Cheech and Chong Movies, Half Baked, Naked Gun (1,2 and 3), Hot Shots, Hot Shots part Deux, Cowboy Bepop the movie, more that i will list later...

Television:

Cowboy Bepop, Evengelion, Robot Chicken, American Dad, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Star Trek TNG, Iron Chef, Aniamaniacs, Pinky and the Brain, Freakazoid, Ren and Stimpy, Rockos Modern Life, stuff that doesnt suck

Books:

Oh crap... so many... here goes: Lullaby, Haunted, Diary(notice a trend here?), The Stand, The Dark Tower(all of them), The Shining, The first four books or so of Wheel of Time but none of the rest of them, Dune, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy series, The Dragonlance Chroncles and Legends(plus the second generation book), The Darksword Trilogy, The Star of the Gaurdians Series, Farenheit 451, A Wrinkle in Time, The Phantom Tollbooth, Hells Angels, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Great Shark Hunt, Screwjack, The Rum Diaries, Tales of the Doomed, The Dragonbone Chair, To Green Angel Tower, The Stone of Farewell, all the good xmen and wolverine comics, Sandman(all of it), From Hell, and many more this is only a very small list i'll eventually think of all of it....

Heroes:

Hunter S Thompson(If you attempt demean his accomplishments by pointing out that he killed himself as if that erases what he was i will find you and rip out your intestines with a fork... you've been warned...), Stephen Hawking, Chuck Palahniuk, countless video game creators, maybe thats about it...

My Blog

fun with anime

Hey to anyone who has interest suncoast in the fairfield mall is selling a whole ton of  hentai at only $15 each to make this even funnier they are displayed in a box in front of the store s...
Posted by Allen on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 01:23:00 PST

irritation

Allright well i just spent like 20 minutes or so writing a fucking blog then posted it and my space fucking deleted it what the hell? goddmanit well ill rewrite the thing when i have more patience and...
Posted by Allen on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 01:30:00 PST