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Cheap Rocco Impersonator

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About Me

Cheap Rocco Impersonator is fantastic and cheap, and is in no way, form, or fashion, anywhere near as cool and awesome as the real Rocco. Cheap Rocco Impersonator indulges in wonderful Rocco-type activites, and is the closest thing to the real Rocco the world will ever experience. Cheap Rocco Impersonator lives his life as if it were Rocco's own, and does things that are real but not true - such as traveling on a daily basis to sweet locations from Rocco's everyday life, that in this realm, are quite fallacious and true.******************************************************* I am the best real-life fake Rocco out there. In the realm of falsehood, I can accomplish any feat, as I have no skills in any field. I am a man I never was, and I will always be the world's best and only legitimate phony Rocco.

My Interests

Ripping off Rocco, day and night.

I'd like to meet:

Rocco - he is quite elaborate, but not a dandy boy.

Heroes:

Rocco

My Blog

Help Wanted

I'll soon be looking for some skilled, but not necessarily talented, cheap, fictitious impersonator-type ripoffs to man a huge project I have in the works.  This will be a well- paying job, thoug...
Posted by Cheap Rocco Impersonator on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:40:00 PST

New suit.

I've just purchased an expensive, tailor-made, ill-fitting cheap suit with bottomless pockets.  I got it for free, which is likely why it makes my head look so tiny.  Look for me sporting it...
Posted by Cheap Rocco Impersonator on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 01:02:00 PST

Studio Hoax

I've been in the studio all week, doing lots of sweet production work.  It all should turn out well, considering that I'm not really doing production, and have never been in a studio.  Somet...
Posted by Cheap Rocco Impersonator on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:16:00 PST

real life hoax

As I told the real Starr, things are really great and bad!  I am excited and disappointed with all of the terrible, wonderful things that are happening in my fake real life. This big city is so s...
Posted by Cheap Rocco Impersonator on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 06:08:00 PST