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About Me

I've been worn by a lot of famous people. So you could say that I've been around. You could say I'm like the town pair of underware. Everyone wears me and messes me. I like to take the form of what ever I need to get the job done. I once was a pair of clown pants. Boy was that fun. As far as family goes I had a sister but she disappeared one day in a freakish accident. Some guy was protesting pants and he threw her in a fire. I think she's dead now.
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My Interests

The great ride you people call a washer. I like to get deep sometimes and think about how better it would be if I were Tara Reid's underware. But that will only be a dream.

I'd like to meet:

Nice clean people who will wash me at least once a week. No more fat lazy people.

Music:

Old school gangster rap. People only get high when they listen to that. I don't have to worry about people getting wasted and spilling booze all over me. Not to mention the very frequent pissing on that I recieve.

Movies:

Any movie that doesn't make people piss their pants.

Television:

The Waltons and Leave it to Beaver

Books:

I'm attatched to peoples' asses!!! The only thing I can read is the cover.

Heroes:

Sparkly white pants. I've always wanted to be a pair of those. But the big guy downstairs won't reincarnate me as one of those.