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tommy twinkle toes

hi. we're drunk. and joined at the head.

About Me

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Thanks Pablita for the new look! In a nutshell, I was born into of a family that makes the Obsornes look like the Cleavers. Maintaining sanity is a fulltime job, but its interesting...never a dull day. We got drunks, drugies, tattooed, adulterers, divorced, illegitimates, homos, confused, obsessive compulsives, mentally insane, medicated, liars, possessed, bible-thumpers, mafia, goth, rich, bankrupt, convicts, fatties, starved, bohlemics, perverts, failures, hypocrits, and mexicans. Our family name should be Prego. Where do I fall in??? A little of all of the above minus the homo part of course. Plenty of laughs and toys gets me through. Here's to Seven as it's destined to be another great year.the background music is perfect. he is the devil

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My Interests

Cleveland sports....Browns, Cavs, and Indians. I really believe that being a Browns Fan is like being born with AIDS - You're infected at birth, there's no cure....and it's eventually going to kill you.Traveling - Been around the world and ay ay ay....a few times actually. Seen and tasted a lot of international flavors along the way. No place like home though...there's no place like home.

I'd like to meet:

jenna fischer, john krasinski, rainn wilson, bj novak, and steve carell. i'm officially obsessed.christina christian. she defines beauty. oh...and last but not least, harry the hampster. love the lil bugger

Music:

All music except techno....I don't get it.

Movies:

Love to watch them... love to quote them....to the annoyance of everyone that knows me. "You talking to me???" "Do I amuze you?...Am I a clown to you?????" "I think we're going to need a bigger boat" "Adrian always tells da trut...I did it!!!" "Tommy want wingy" "I want to taste the pink taco"

Television:

Likes: Office, Family Guy, Sopranos, South Park, 24, Scrubs, MacGyver, SEINFELD, Lost, Prison Break, Joe Millionaire, Law/Order SVU, CSI, Living Color, Bonanza, and GI Joe!Hates: Bachelor, Real World and anything else on MTV that doesn't involve music videos.

Books:

Ill-lit-ter-it

Heroes:

Ma and Pa. Two people that are royally retarted with money, but managed to clothe and feed four kids while providing a roof over our head, and enough toys and love for us to stay happy.Also...my cuz Steve. That man has been to Hell and back defending our country and our freedom. Appreciate it Steve. Love ya bro and glad you're home. Bienvenidos a mi casa. Como se dice pillow fights in Espanol?

My Blog

69 take away 5 divided by 2

as i sit here naked....wait...let me put some clothes on. ok, better. as i sit here with only socks on, i think back on my 31 years of life and don't remember a friggin thing. from the stories you all...
Posted by tommy twinkle toes on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:02:00 PST

memories....good idea karen!!!

a friend of a friend of mine posted this, and I thought it would be a fun idea. Leave one memory of you & me together as a COMMENT on my page--it doesn't matter if I know you a little or a lot, ...
Posted by tommy twinkle toes on Wed, 10 May 2006 07:50:00 PST

Karaoke anyone?

Can you say Karaoke???? I decided that that's what I want to do to celebrate my 31st. Next Friday at Remmingtion's (Rt. 198). Who's in???? Figure I'll swing over there for happy hour after work and th...
Posted by tommy twinkle toes on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 07:54:00 PST

3 and a 1

31??? u kidding me??? end of this month i'll be friggin 31. hard to believe. i'm going to have to break this bday in like non-other. maybe hit up A.C. again. sure there will be alcohol involved....any...
Posted by tommy twinkle toes on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 05:42:00 PST