being slutty, so, umm... i have more friends than you.
i already know a lot of important people... and i go to all their parties... and i know everyone there... we're really close, so...
i invented music... so i know a lot of music...
i invented movies... and my cousin's a big time director... i go to all her parties... yeah, we're really close... and so, yeah.
i invented television... actually, my sister invented television... but we're related and really close... i also go to all her parties... and i plan them... so.
i wrote a book, it won the nobel prize, so yeah, i beat out a lot of people... but we were close.
me.