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The Alchemist M

This just in: Craig is an asshole

About Me

I am an enigma even to myself.
I have won 2 "Deep Fried Oreo Eat Off" contests at the state fair.
I never have, and never expect to want the "finer things in life"
I think i am a magician, and i know some cool tricks
I'm a Drama King
I look at both sides of a chip before i eat it
Forget your pre-conceived notions and you wont be dissappointed.
I am a cage fighter, but I'm also ticklish.
Sometimes i invest too much in other people
I like chewing on the ring of plastic that gets left behind when bottle caps are twisted off
Grand and elaborate expressions impress me
I speak softly and act loudly.
I eat too much Pizza Hut and Taco Bell
I over analyze.
I dont like a lot of my physical features
I am a warrior
I am a poet
I will make you either laugh your ass off, or cry your eyes out.
i cant controll which one.
Sometimes, i just dont care
I am a brother, and a son
I hate the pope's punk ass hat
When i get angry, im never wrong
No matter how old I grow, I will always be someone's child
I communicate best through touch, and it makes me go placid
I know big words that i cant spell right, but i use them anyway.
The term "big bomb with a long fuse" applies to me
I am fiercly protective of what i consider mine
Some days i need constant reassurance or i am a mess
I hate green peppers
You couldnt ask for a better person to have in your corner
I speak in metaphor
I am not perfect
Pleasure cant exist without pain, so i take them both with the same appreciation
I really like watching people when they sweep floors.
I will watch a chick flick just as fast as i would a football game on tv
I would sell out for the right $$$
I dont even understand myself, so i know you dont get it
I am picky
that is an understatement
I strive to find my way every day
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No soy que piensas

My Interests

1, 2, buckling my shoes
50's pinup models
70's experimental funk
80's music
abstract art
abstract people
analyzing
anime
BASE jumping
biting
black and white movies/pictures
body modification
braindance
betrayals
BJJ style submission
book stores
BMX
cartoons
Chuck Norris jokes
classic movies
combat grappling
concerts
confrontation
crosswords
cynicism
debating
details
deviantart
drill n bass
dreaming
d/S
ebay
EGL
electronica
experimental music
exploring
existentialism
Fairly Odd Parents
fear
fetishes
film
fobias
forensic science
freestyle fighting
friendship
graffiti
guerilla filmmaking
having my senses heightened
hentai
interpreting
independent movies
inside jokes
internet
irony
jumbles
learning
Lion's Den
logic
making love
Mind Freak
MMA/NHB fighting
mosh pits
movies
nudity
one hit wonders
options
orgasms
oriental art
oriental culture
oriental design
origami
outdated horoscopes
pain
philosophy
photography
pistols
poking fun at society
porportion
psychedelic groove
psychology
quoting movies
rainy days
random acts of anything
reading
reason
religions
retromodern art
rifles
roller coasters
sado masochism
Samurai X
sarcasm
satire
Saturday Matinees
self-mastery
shamanism
shotguns
silent horror films
slam poetry
sleeping in
sociology
space-age furniture
spanish
spontenaeity
swimming
symbolic logic
taiko drumming
tattoos
the beach
the sick & the twisted
the smell of coffee
thrift stores
thunderstorms
time
tragedy
underground cinema
urban gymnastics
urban jumping
useless knowledge
violence
weird al
writing poetry

...the list goes on and on

Next Gen Fighter

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Music:

~100 Proof
~Alanis Morissette
~Arctic Monkeys
~Atmosphere
~Beck
~Benny Benassi
~Biggie
~Black Eyed Peas
~Blue October
~Bloodhound Gang
~Bob Marley
~Busta Rhymes
~Butthole Surfers
~Common
~Damian Marley
~Darude
~Digable Planets
~DJ Tiesto
~Erykah Badu
~Evanescence
~Field Mob
~Fort Minor
~Gorillaz
~Grim Horror
~Hatiras
~Imogen Heap
~Jeezy
~Keane
~Lenny Kravitz
~Lyfe Jennings
~Maxwell
~Marilyn Manson
~Martin Roth
~Mindless Self Indulgence
~Miss Kitty
~Moby
~Mos Def
~Mr. Lif
~Mudvayne
~Mushroomhead
~NIN
~Nirvana
~Oingo Boingo
~Offspring
~OK Go
~OMC
~Orgy
~Outkast
~Phish
~Prince
~Prodigy
~Radiohead
~Rage Against the Machine
~Rammstein
~Randy Newman
~RZA
~Scarface
~Seether
~Slipknot
~Sophia
~Soundgarden
~Sublime
~Tech N9ne
~Telepopmusik
~Too Short
~Tupac
~Uffie
~Wayne Wonder
~Weezer
~Wyclef Jean

Books:

Read from the banned list... you'll learn more.

~Angels and Demons
~Backroads
~Borders of Life
~Catch 22
~Drawing Down the Moon
~Hagakure
 ~Harry Potter
~House of Leaves
 ~Jackdaws
~Lord of the Flies
~Mr. Vertigo
~Ransom
~Rifles for Watie
~The Dancing Wu Lei Masters
 ~The Odyssey
~The Rose that Grew from Concrete
 ~The Stephanie Plum series
~The Tao of Pooh
~To Kill a Mockingbirb
~Tao Te Ching
 ~Way of the World
~Whistle Me Home

Heroes:



"Even if it seems certain that you will lose, retaliate. Neither wisdom nor technique has a place in this. A real man does not think of victory or defeat. He plunges recklessly towards an irrational death. By doing this, you will awaken from your dreams. " ~Hagakure

My Blog

donated...

okay... mixed feelings... the car youre seeing my old manager sitting on is an 84 camaro (350 V8 TBI, K&N cold air intake system, Hooker headers, Deamon carb, .080 over bore... American Racing m...
Posted by The Alchemist M on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:40:00 PST

New times, new plans (edit)

here are the latest developments in the story that some would call my life: ~My broken leg is no longer an issue to the ARMY, so Craig got his soldier on. military mumbo-jumbo:E-3 PFC ASVAB: 74MOS: 92...
Posted by The Alchemist M on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 12:33:00 PST

"Autumn Hurts"

have you ever read a poem that speaks to you so deeply, it becomes the stick by which you measure all other poems you will read?every time i get online, i find myself scroling through all my old bookm...
Posted by The Alchemist M on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 11:12:00 PST

re-write the book

a Man - (man)n. ~ 1) The provider, the connector, the sole protector. When something's gone wrong, he's the corrector. The one person you should have total respect for, love maker to his wife and...
Posted by The Alchemist M on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 05:28:00 PST

pain drops

when your eyes glaze and your gaze is through hazei hope im not a strangeryour smile lights pathwaysand your sugar sweetens dayssweeter than red kool-aidand im alwaysamazedhow every word you sayalways...
Posted by The Alchemist M on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 01:53:00 PST

RIP Carlson Gracie

RIP Carlson Gracie What a sad sad day in the world of MMA / NHB / BJJ for all of us. If this report is indeed true we have lost the living legend himself. Here is the original thread from Sherdoghttp...
Posted by The Alchemist M on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 04:25:00 PST

42501

  "How would it be different?"     she asked me."Well, you could lie in my arms     while you dream of making love to him.That would be different...
Posted by The Alchemist M on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 06:52:00 PST

not everyone...

not everyone is a poet because they write out words,pronouns, objects, adjectives and verbs;stealing other peoples styles and rhymes like grand theft,cant do whats right because they have nothin...
Posted by The Alchemist M on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 05:55:00 PST

I still dream about her

She's soft and graceful.She floats across the floorlike a cloud.There is delicacyin her strength.She's done the exploration of her souland she knows who she is.She knows what she wants -exactly what s...
Posted by The Alchemist M on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 10:25:00 PST

much needed relief

She was beautiful to me, perfect in every waythats why i keep dreamin, and seein that damn day.That bitch grabbed her throat, and told her not to screamsaid "it'll be over soon" I think you guys know ...
Posted by The Alchemist M on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 12:47:00 PST