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Max

About Me

Right now I'm 23 years old and living in St. Pete with my old lady, Cataline. Kind of lost at this point in my life, I thought I had life by the balls but that is when reality slaps you in the face most of the time anyway. I drive a truck, do man stuff, and work for a mortgage company.

My Interests

In no particular order: Buying properity in a foreign country, retirement, searching the caribbean ocean for treasure, keeping yankies out of Florida, keeping Canadians out of St. Petersburg, owning my own farm, making millions, visiting the bunny ranch, and Fungi, but only on special occasions.

I'd like to meet:

This shit could go on for days.....Famous people and Kristin Cavalari, but only if we could get filthy and she'd have me sexually. And Jeff Gordon to tell him he doesnt belong in NASCAR. Douche....... Oh and FUCK Dom Irrera...I met him and he aint nothin special.

Music:

Expendables, Slightly Stoopid, Badda Skat, Lil Boosie, Gary Allan, Bob Marley, The Beatles, Eric Clapton, Dave Mathews, Pepper, Rage, Green Day, Jack Johnson, 2 Live Crew, Garth Brooks, Pink Floyd, Jimmy Cliff, ....and Durham Lane

Movies:

Borat, Pulp Fiction, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Lock, Stock, and two smoking barrels, Snatch, Wedding Crashers, Blow, Half Baked, The Big Labowski, The Wizard of Oz (with Dark Side of the Moon), Out on a Limb, Oh' Brother Where Art Thou, Haggard, Jay ans Silent Bob Strike Back...And Dark Star

Television:

Nip/Tuck, South Park, Any spin off from Flavor Flav, Weeds, The Price is Right, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Reno 911, Adventures in Hollyhood, The Daily Show,

Books:

Florida Road Kill, Hammerhead Ranch, Orange Crush, Triggerfish Twist, Stringray Shuffle, Cadillac Beach, Torpedo Juice, The Big Bamboo, Hurricane Punch, Atomic Lobster...Anything Tim Dorsey writes.

Heroes:

George Carlin, BTLS, Drunky the Bear, Serge S. Storms, Andrew Jackson, Hunter S. Thompson, Howard Stern, Bill Clinton, Seth Green, Mike Judd, John Stewert, Sacha Baron Cohen,