Don't you often wish that there was an entity that would tell you what to listen to, what to read, how to look and where to go? Of course you do, you were likely to have been born in the former Soviet Union (or during the Regan era). Either way, the nostalgia for those sunny decisionless days is deeply rooted within you. The Department of Agitation and Propaganda vows to fill that void -- by delivering only Party Approved information in easy to comprehend bite size pieces, just like your babushka used to make.
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