My name is Jonathan. I am pro-zombie. I have a morbid sense of humor and I like kittens and antiques. Monkeys are my favorite animal, I would not like to have one anymore, as I favor my testicles and facial features more. Badgers, however...
loud ass music, heart stopping terror, people, writing, art, movies, marking out, cooking delicious treats, zombies, video games, comedy, conversation, coffee, thc, trivia, general blasphemy, reading, highway robbery, tea, sticking it to the man, photography, good beer, rum & coke, fine wine, puppets are cool, one liners, hockey, history, gangsta rap, sleeping, live music, randomness, Grimace(he kicks the Hamburgler's ass, but not Mayor McCheese, he's a high ranking government official), inventing new words, waiting, competitive alienation, politics, general anarchy, pretending i'm ted nugent, monkeys, fucking with the squares, chewing on aluminum foil, and many other worthless things like playing the kazoo...
david bowie. john doe. geeks of all sorts. zombies. artists. painters. poets. zombie poets. george carlin. dick wolf. my maker.
The Doors, The Cure, Bob FUCKING Dylan, Johnny Cash, The Smiths, Morrissey, Tom Waits, Fiona Apple, Jimi Hendrix, The Ramones, the White Stripes, Beck, Ministry, Elliott Smith, Belle And Sebastian, KMFDM, Dead Milkmen, Pink Floyd, Aimee Mann, AFI, Queens Of The Stone Age, Elvis Costello, Ryan Adams, Joni Mitchell, The Coasters, Grateful Dead, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Phish, Willie Nelson, Bob Marley, HIM, Elvis Presley, Jerry Lee Lewis, Bauhaus/Peter Murphy, Love & Rockets, Wilson Pickett, Prince, Sade, System Of A Down, Outkast, Massive Attack, Tricky, The Like, Cursive, Nine Inch Nails, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Robert Johnson, Thrice, Interpol, Prince, Weezer, Bad Religion, oldies, Bowie, Dave Matthews Band, bluegrass, Alkaline Trio, Band New, Sunny Day Real Estate, The Pixies, Hank Williams Sr, Hank Williams III, BB King, Tears For Fears, The Police, Radiohead, Rick James, Quasimoto, Flaming Lips, Led Zeppelin, Counting Crows, Foo Fighters, Blind Melon, Modest Mouse, Ugly Cassanova, Dire Straits, Sunny Day Real Estate, Paul Simon, Screeching Weasel, Mojo Nixon, Blackstar, Mos Def, Faith No More, Del, Gorillaz, Sonic Youth, William Shatner, Sleater Kinney, Metallica, Pantera, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, Dwight Yokam, Neko Case, Danzig, Misfits, Frank Sinatra, Beastie Boys, U2, Northern State, Queen, Souixie, Joy Division, New Order, Guns 'N' Roses, Velvet Underground, blues, Built To Spill, Less Than Jake, Cradle Of Filth, Slayer, Mindless Self Indulgence, Trey Anastasio, Men Women & Children, T Rex, !!!, Buffalo Springfield, Nick Cave, The Zombies, Aphex Twin, Blood Brothers, Flogging Molly, Beep Beep, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Christian Death, Motorhead, Le Tigre, Bikini Kill, Rollins, Black Flag, Gogol Bordello, Charles Manson, Theivery Corporation, Neil Young, Dropkick Murphys, Medeski, Martin, & Wood, Teddy Pendergrass, Curtis Mayfield, Joe Tex, Frank Zappa, The Format, Talib Kweli, Thin Lizzy, MF Doom, Ben Folds Five, Lard, Wonder Stuff, Traveling Wilburys, Crosby, Stills, & Nash, 311, The 5,6,7,8's, RJD2, Poe, Megadeth, She Wants Revenge, Notorious B.I.G., Widespread Panic, No Revolution, Black Sabbath, Arctic Monkeys, Neon Blonde, there are more...
Shaun Of The Dead, American Beauty, Kill Bill, horror and comedy in general, Matrix, LOTR, Star Wars, Kevin Smith, Batman, Transformers, Blow, High Fidelity, Identity, One Hour Photo, Edward Scissorhands, Hot Fuzz, Grindhouse, Beetlejuice, Blue Velvet, Nightmare on Elm Street series and Friday the 13th series, American History X, Fortress(not the Sci Fi one), Bubba Ho-Tep, Caddyshack, Jet Li, old Kung Fu movies, 21 Grams, Half Baked, No Country For Old Men, The Lost Boys, Anything with Chuck Norris, Halloween, 28 Days Later, Ghost World, Harry Potter, House Of 1000 Corpses, Garden State, Twin Peaks, Nowhere, Donnie Darko, Sin City, Faces Of Death, Dahmer, Ed Gein, Gacy, Nacho Libre, Ichi The Killer, Red Dawn, Willie Dynamite, Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes, Saw, Borat, Fast Food Nation, Hell Comes To Frogtown, Jesus Camp, They Live, No Holds Barred, Children Of Men, Gremlins, The Simpsons, anything sick and/or twisted...
LOST, RAW, SmackDown, TNA Impact, ECW, Cops, House, Chappelle's Show, Scrubs, VH1 Classic, South Park, Invader Zim, Upright Citizens Brigade, Animal Planet, Court TV, The News, The Daily Show, Who's Line, Monty Python, My Name Is Earl, CSI, X Files, That 70's Show, Dexter, Will And Grace, Squidbillies, Harvey Birdman, Travel Sick, SNL, MadTV, Carnivale, Kids In The Hall, Viva Variety, The Simpsons, Human Weapon, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Oblongs, Sealab 2021, Dog The Bounty Hunter, Discovery, 30 Rock, The First 48, Law And Order(The Original, CI, SVU, & Trial By Jury, & Conviction) Taboo, Viva La Bam, The 4400, Assy McGee, Dennis Miller Live(I think I have seen the entire series)American Dad, Futurama, Animal Cops, The L Word, Six Feet Under, Sopranos, Weeds, Family Plots, The Soup, Colbert Report(it's french, bitch), Springer, Jeopardy, Invasion, Notorious(on A&E), Drawn Together, Trading Spouses, The State, Best Week Ever, Malcolm In The Middle, Bones, The Maxx, Spawn, Batman, Starved, Masters Of Horror, Dateline, 20/20, In Living Color, Still Standing, True Hollywood Stories, Hell's Kitchen, Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, Medium, Grey's Anatomy, most Medical or Cop shows, Daria, Beavis & Butt-Head, I Love New York, Dr. Phil, Rock Of Love
Don't get time to read a lot, but here's some books and comics that I enjoyed: The Bell Jar, any Plath really, Lost Souls, Wormwood, Drawing Blood, Of Mice And Men, No One Here Gets Out Alive, Have A Nice Day, Foley Is Good, The Hardcore Diaries, American Psycho, Black Spring, 1984, Brave New World, The Stand, Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, Sandman graphic novels, Shel Siverstein
Batman. Jim Morrison. Bob Dylan. Johnny Cash. David Bowie. Ed Gein. Lenny Bruce. Bruce Campbell. ....