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Brooke!

I don't know what it is you do, but do it again.

About Me



If you drive a lifted truck, wear iron crosses and listen to Fred Durst, don't waste your time and take it all up your sphincters.

Sometimes I'm too distracted at life to actually realize what's right here in front of me. You will usually find me happy and smiling with a light bulb over my head. However, sometimes I don't take those rare spontaneous chances even though I'm looking for them every day.

my new AIM...dally enervation

My Interests


hong hong phooey
number one super guy
hong kong phooey
quicker than the human eye
oh
he's got style
a groovey smile
and a vibe that just wont stop
when the going gets rough
he's super tough
with a hong hong phooey chop!

I love:
the Golden Girls
deep fryers
alcohol
gummi bears
new car scent
chuck taylors
guitars
tattoos

Bob's Big Boy
Chuck Palahniuk
black hair
afternoon naps
hot showers
Wonder Woman
intimacy
Young's Double Chocolate Stout
my parents

post-it's
my AAA card
milk
road trips
new toothbrushes
Greek and Italian food
German rasberries
paper shredders

scooters
birthday
ketchup
twister
sake

Sam the cat
the ocean
bubble wrap
Vinny's
Adult Swim
double stuff oreos
all my friends
Dave's Tacos

I'd like to meet:



A tall tatted tripod...or a storm trooper.

Music:

Tool
Les Claypool
Against Me!
Andrew Bird
The Strokes
Danzig
The Revels
Frank Sinatra
Mazzy Star
Sublime
Radiohead
Bob Marley
The Doors
The Mars Volta
Muse
Pantera
Flying Lizards
Portishead
Polaris
The Pixies
Ani DiFranco
Type O Negative
The Grates

Movies:

Pulp Fiction
Amelie
Boondock Saints
Virgin Suicides
Alice in Wonderland
Rules of Attraction
A Clockwork Orange
Dawn of the Dead
Evil Dead
Resivoir Dogs
Momento

Television:



Books:

anything by Chuck Palahniuk
On The Road- Jack Kerouac
The Alchemist- Paulo Coelho
The Idiot- Fyodor Dostoevsky

Heroes:

Marla Singer

Wonder Woman
Homer J Simpson
Mitch from Denny's

My Blog

Oh, the little things that matter...

-I don't have to whore myself out to get guys to like me-My friends are TRUE and I don't have to try to impress them with skills on catching the opposite sex or how much beer I can pound in thirty min...
Posted by Brooke! on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 08:21:00 PST

EMS

Top 10 things to do with activated Charcoal: 10. Give 50mg PO to your overdose patient and watch them add a new holstein motif to your truck.9. Use as dress up makeup for Cinco de Mayo.8. Fix a flat s...
Posted by Brooke! on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 08:10:00 PST

Basically......

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Posted by Brooke! on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 07:26:00 PST

Lots of new, lots.

For those of you whom I haven't seen or talked to in the past couple of weeks, I deeply apologize.  I moved into my new house with two of the best boys in town (hehehe) and we've already shared m...
Posted by Brooke! on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 08:09:00 PST

Rest in peace, young souls, rest in peace...

Yesterday an old friend from Texas died.  He is the second friend of mine from San Antonio that has passed away since I've moved back here.  Each time something like this happens, it makes m...
Posted by Brooke! on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 02:33:00 PST

I'm gonna be famous!

Each and every one of you should pick up the latest The Lines Toughest catalogue where you will find yours truly on one of the t-shirts!  I'm serious.  I feel loved...this is the picture mad...
Posted by Brooke! on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 06:41:00 PST

Hope you all stock up on light bulbs.......by Sean Eddy

As if the proposed bill to ban spanking kids wasn't ridiculous enough, now some yahoo in the assembly wants to ban traditional light bulbs. No wonder we have the largest deficit out of all the states....
Posted by Brooke! on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:04:00 PST

F-ing people never fail to amaze me.....stolen from Sean Eddy.

Below is a section of an article posted in the Bakersfield Californian. I only cut and pasted the good part. (if you wanna call it that) People never fail to amaze me. Friends of a mother of eight chi...
Posted by Brooke! on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:22:00 PST

Best damn rose parade ever...

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Posted by Brooke! on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 02:01:00 PST

Most of Brooke's 5 day Birthday extravaganza, a story by Mal!

Everyone gathered for what was suppose to be a toga party, but as you can see, only a select few understood the "toga" part... pussies(those who didn't dress). All in all, another amazing night. melis...
Posted by Brooke! on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 12:48:00 PST