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Shmary

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About Me

Did you ever want to be a vampire? When I was in the throes of that stupid stage of my life I had this dream that I somehow actually became a vampire, and I was lying on the floor of my best friend's living room, and then the sun came up and I was about to die. I was so heartbroken because I had just finally become a vampire and I hadn't killed anyone yet, but now I was going to die. I don't think at that time I had any idea what it would mean to actually kill someone.

My Interests

Dogs assholes

I'd like to meet:

Someone who understands

Music:

I actually like neither Slayer nor Abba, so I don't know why I belong to that group.

Movies:

The Long Goodbye

Books:

Misery Loves Comedy by Ivan Brunetti

My Blog

My awesome life

I told Ariel how I spent my day yesterday (my first day off in six days! I never work that much at the Handlebar), which went as follows: Meeting Matt and his friend Julie for brunch, going to Matt&rs...
Posted by Shmary on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 06:50:00 PST

We sure got out of that one just in time!

Just believe me; it's true.I finally got sick. But after two evenings of respite, I am ready to smoke a cigarette again. Is there something wrong with me? I don't even want a drink. I just want one dr...
Posted by Shmary on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 10:35:00 PST

Stop posting questionares as bulletins

Because seriously, no one gives a fuck.Read a book, or write one? Just do something else with your time and creative energy. For fucking real.
Posted by Shmary on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 08:52:00 PST

I feel so stupid

I lost my phone. I'm pretty sure it's somewhere in the Handlebar, probably in the basement near the computer, but as of yet all my obsessive crawling around on the floor has only led me to find dirty ...
Posted by Shmary on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 09:36:00 PST

I am just not a winter person

I like to be outside. I like to sweat and get tan and be dirty. Right now my hands are dry and scaly and I can't get out of bed in the morning unless I'm afraid the dog's going to pee on the floor bec...
Posted by Shmary on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 10:57:00 PST

Its happening again

I finished watching Twin Peaks. I don't know how I feel about it.1. I wish I never found out who killed Laura Palmer. That was a bit of a let down.2. The last episode was actually really good, but I t...
Posted by Shmary on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 11:12:00 PST

Scary baby? Awesome baby?

I got my wisdom teeth pulled a year ago yesterday. I was very scared. It wasn't actually that bad, aside from the swelling on the left side of my face. And that I couldn't shit for three days because ...
Posted by Shmary on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 11:51:00 PST

The kind of rebellion that only hurts me

I found twenty websites on the interwebs saying what could go wrong if you drank alcohol when taking the anitbiorics I am on (metroonidazole), which includes dizzyness, vomitting, naseua, etc., and po...
Posted by Shmary on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 09:04:00 PST

I'm buying a piano!

From a lady who sort of reminds me of my mom, or maybe one of my aunts if my aunts weren't so crazy. She sort of took me in right away, telling me her daughter had a lip ring "and all those piercings"...
Posted by Shmary on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 02:20:00 PST

There are rats living in my basemet

They are living in the ceiling insulation, causing it to bulge and crack in some places. You hear them scurry. They, at some point, were living in a rolled up rug, and possibly some boxes and contract...
Posted by Shmary on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 05:16:00 PST