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GoddamnMissBri

You'll never quite be beautiful while covered in your sins

About Me

Hi! I'm Bri Ferguson and if you don't listen to Reverend Agony... FUCK...YOU! THIS... is sad. Just do it to humor yourself. ~Miss Bri

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You can hate me, or you can love me, but you'll never ignore me. Bri --
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"I'm selfish, impatient & a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But, if you can't handle me at my worst; then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." -Marilyn Monroe


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I'd like to meet:

Mr. Not-so-fucked-up... probably not you. Trent Reznor, The Manson Family, Adolf Hitler, Ghandi, Anton La Vey, random political figures living or deceased, like-minded people, the guy/chick that invented play-doh... yeah, that sounds about right.


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Friends. Loving Adoptive parents who don't want me for state money, but are willing to expose my talents for their financial gain. Um... musicians. Kidnappers who are willing to just take me, not kill me.I don't ask for much.

Music:

The sound of nails running down a chalkboard, washing machines on the spin cycle, the high pitched noise that televisions emit, rusted bicycle chains, cheese graters, broken glass, um... NIN, Mindless Self Indulgence, Hate in the Box, Reverend Agony, Cradle of Filth, :wumpscut:, KMFDM, My Ruin, Jack off Jill, She Wants Revenge, Kill Hannah, Manson (old), Rammstein, Nocturne, Coal Chamber, Slipknot (old, as in first cd), Smashing Pumpkins, Prodigy, Kittie, Hurt, Fear Before the March of the Flames, On the Last Day, The Birthday Massacre, Dir en Grey, Project Pitchfork, Celtic Frost, Rage Against the Machine, 30 Seconds to Mars, AFI, Skinny Puppy, The Cure, Bauhaus, Joy Division, Rites of Spring, Beethoven, Bach, Mozart, Classical 15th and 16th century arias, Nirvana, and lots more that I'm too lazy to type up.

Movies:

Trainspotting, The Crow, Reqiuem for a Dream, Fight Club, Lucky Number Slevin, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Edward Scissorhands, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Brokedown Palace, Rent!, All the Kevin Smith movies (with Jay and Silent Bob... I still haven't seen Jersey Girl), A Clockwork Orange, Talladega Nights, Blades of Glory, Shawn of the Dead, Lord of War, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (original... only because I haven't seen the one with Johnny Depp), Crybaby, Blow, From Hell, The Little Mermaid (shut up!), The Evil Dead Trilogy because Bruce Campbell is my hero, and Party Monster!

Television:

Kill your TV.

Books:

I'm currently reading The Ernesto "Che" Guevara School For Wayward Girls... it's a funny political novel :)---- 101 Suicide Alternatives for Teens, Freaks and Other Outlaws, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Satan Speaks, We're All Suspects Now, The Coldest Winter Ever, To Kill a Mockingbird, Into the Wild, Anything by Edgar Allen Poe, Shakespeare, and Juxtapoz magazine

Heroes:

I'M EVERYBODIES FUCKIN' HERO THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME "BIG BRI!!" lmfao sorry... inside joke.I don't have heros.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brittany "Bri" Ferguson
Birthday: two slash twenty-five slash nineteen eighty-six
Birthplace: Sayre (Meth Valley), PA
Current Location: Meth Valley, PA
Eye Color: Um... they like to make their own colors... colors that aren't quite natural... sometimes brown
Hair Color: Purple... for now
Height: 5'10 and three quarters
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrous
Your Heritage: hahahaha... uh... German, Irish, Sioux, Welsh, English and Dutch
The Shoes You Wore Today: My knee high 20 eyes... for the people not in the "know"... my big boots. That means I worked today.
Your Weakness: uh.... I'm human so I guess my weakness would be the fact that I was born with a shelf life?
Your Fears: The dark
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza Hut Meat Lovers Pan Pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Stop being attracted to psychos and needy guys, look at the world through rose colored glasses, start a band, not become Miss America, meet friends and don't die
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lmfao
Thoughts First Waking Up: fuck. It's time to go to work.
Your Best Physical Feature: uh.... I don't rightly know. Suggestions? Comments? I kind of like my eyes. They're kind of cool. Brown eyes are my favorite eyes anyways... so I guess my eyes and uh... my skin? It's got perma-ink on it. It's neat.
Your Bedtime: When the caffeine wears off, when the sun dawns, or when I "crash."
Your Most Missed Memory: Feeling like I'm home. Having a place to belong.
Pepsi or Coke: Neither. Soda is gross.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Depends on the activity. Quite usually single.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Frappucino, bitches!
Do you Smoke: I sure do.
Do you Swear: Fuck no.
Do you Sing: Yes, m'am. I sing opera. I can scream/growl too. Pretty spiffy, huh?
Do you Shower Daily: Good god yes! Especially since I work at a fuckin' slaughterhouse
Have you Been in Love: Once upon a time ago. I wised up. Maybe some other day.
Do you want to go to College: Someday, when I don't grow up.
Do you want to get Married: Maybe... if there is a guy out there that can actually take care of himself and stand on his own two feet and not expect me to play mother to him. I don't expect a guy to carry me through life whatsoever, but I do expect him to be able to support himself. Not so much to ask right? I also don't want pushovers. I don't like that type very much. If there is a guy who thinks he can actually hack it, you're more than welcome to step up and say something. I truly doubt there is a guy in existence with enough patience or mental stability (or perhaps lack thereof) to be with me.
Do you belive in yourself: Somedays. I believe in me a hell of a lot more than some other things.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope.
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm not ugly persay.
Are you a Health Freak: Yeah... and other fascinating stories.
Do you get along with your Parents: To an extent.
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES!!!! Thunder is one of my favorite sounds in the whole wide world!
Do you play an Instrument: I sing, I pretend to play guitar, I somewhat play piano, I used to could play clarinet and I used to play marimba. My hardest area of music is sight reading. I can read notes, but put sheet music in front of me and tell me to do it "cold." Ha! You're out yer fuckin' mind!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yup, with Autumn whist rockin' out to DDR!!
In the past month have you Smoked: Oh boy... lol I'll just keep this simple for once. Yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: OTC energy pills and caffiene
In the past month have you gone on a Date: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Actually yeah.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Gross.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Unfortunately, no. That makes me sad and miss my Misty bitch. She loves-es the sushi. Me too.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope. Another sad fact of life.
In the past month have you been Dumped: lmfao!!! No. I haven't even made it to the dating stage in the past month and I've already pissed off a potential "bad habit."
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I sure the fuck haven't... it's February. It's snowing outside. That kind of makes me wonder... snow is frozen water, when it comes down it comes down all around you. Soooo... if I go running around outside naked in the snow... is that skinny dipping?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not to my knowledge.
Ever been Drunk: Ohhhhhh boy.
Ever been called a Tease: I don't recall.
Ever been Beaten up: By my dad. Does that count? Other than that... no.
Ever Shoplifted: Surely
How do you want to Die: ya know... the human way.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: You mean when I don't grow up? Um, currently I'm thinking jack of all trades. I'm still pushing for the singer of a band idea. That's a pretty nifty idea if you ask me.
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown/Black
Favourite Hair Color: Brown/Black
Short or Long Hair: Longish... kind of medium. But I really don't give a shit in all actuallity. Whatever the guy likes is fine with me. I don't exactly date people for their hair.
Height: taller than me
Weight: not able to break me, but not nasty skinny either. I like some muscle... toned.
Best Clothing Style: Themselves... not preppy... or "gangsta".... uh.... I like guys that wear makeup so whatever clothing style is accomodating with that.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Can I buy a vowel?
Number of CDs I own: oh bloody christ! uh... somewhere in the 100 range
Number of Piercings: 7 (two holes in each ear, nose, tongue, and belly button)
Number of Tattoos: 6... two flaming cherries on my right forearm, an upside down star in a circle with "666" in aramaic going around the circle on my left wrist, my crappy little black star on my left hip, my pisces sign on my right shoulder blade, my little girl in a coffin with spiderweb wings and a banner that says "live fast-die pretty" on my chest, and my branch scene on the left side of my ribs
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Fuck that. No time for such silly bullshit.
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My Blog

Absolutely heartbroken...

I'm really, really missing him. He looks just like my little sister (his mommy)....
Posted by I Am Miss Bri and You Are My Wenches on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:06:00 PST

Jesus and the Technicolored Walmart Shirts. Burger King Whoppers.

*98% of you will deny Jesus and God and not repost this. If you believe in those guys you'll repost their story.I've decided to share with you the story of Good Friday...So Jesus was kickin' it and he...
Posted by I Am Miss Bri and You Are My Wenches on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 11:05:00 PST

Addiction... no shit.

So I'm back in PA. Am I thrilled? Um... no. I hate Oregon and I hate PA. I apparently just hate wherever I'm living if I'm there for too long. So I need to invest in an RV and just move all the time. ...
Posted by I Am Miss Bri and You Are My Wenches on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 11:57:00 PST

Sno-Cones, Fire and Sexy Music to Kill Yourself To

I'm blank. It says so in the current mood that myspace so convieniently put into a little drop box for me to choose from. Why did I choose blank? Because the word that I am feeling right now either do...
Posted by I Am Miss Bri and You Are My Wenches on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 03:25:00 PST

Faintest

I'm coming up with more to the song... yay. This would be fabulous if it didn't have to come at the cost of me being less than happy. It seems to be the only time I can write. Wah, wah... fuck it! "Fa...
Posted by I Am Miss Bri and You Are My Wenches on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 10:21:00 PST

Lacking... for the meantime

I've decided to repost some lyrics I've written. Why? Because my mind is drawing big fucking blank right now. For the love of god... Calgon take me away. "The Usual"I'm at a loss for wordsnothing I ...
Posted by I Am Miss Bri and You Are My Wenches on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 04:10:00 PST

Oh jesus it's quiz time again (personal ad people want the blog below this one)

I'M FUCKIN' BORED!!! Your EQ is 147..http://images.blogthings.com/whatsyoureqquiz/emotions.j pg" height="100" width="100">50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!51...
Posted by I Am Miss Bri and You Are My Wenches on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 01:09:00 PST

Mr. Not So Fucked Up, Here's what you need to know... again

As I said on my classified ad... I'm one of those "weird" chicks... so please take the time to actually look at my profile. I'm not going to respond to "hey baby you looking fine." I will think you ar...
Posted by I Am Miss Bri and You Are My Wenches on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:01:00 PST

I woke up this morning...

and I WASN'T in Oregon!!!!Even worse... I was in fucking Washington. I swear to god... to all my friends in Oregon... if you kids want to see me before I escape this fucking state I highly suggest you...
Posted by I Am Miss Bri and You Are My Wenches on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:30:00 PST

So... I'm still in Oregon.

Yeah. No shit. Good news though... my shitty mood has helped me get "oh-so creative." I actually came up with another verse to some lyrics I was working on last month... some odd blogs ago. I wrote i...
Posted by I Am Miss Bri and You Are My Wenches on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 01:45:00 PST