Doktor Wilhelm

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"He is one of god's own prototypes, A high powered mutant of some kind never considered for mass production, Too weird to live, Too rare to die."[♥] The Story Of Doktor Wilhelm (Part One): Dr Wilhelm was a strange child, born into a world that did not and would never understand him or anything about him... As a child he liked to eat spiders, would often throw himself down stairs and banged his head against walls, he also refused to ever grow up! But as with all humans, time eventually aged him in body, but never in mind! He eventually found Music, and joined a band, but the band eventually dis-banded... Also the contents of his wardrobe turned exclusively black... As all this was happening he started coating his face in make-up... Next he evolved past all that was going on around him, becoming more twisted inside and began forming the ideas that were to become WH&heartsRE FiEND... And a long time passed, until he met his wonderful Ghoulfiend, who not only became his life partner, but also became the other half of WH&heartsRE FiEND... They now live happily together, creating odd noises...[♥] In His own words: I front my own ghoulish noise band (You can hear our work on the WH&heartsRE FiEND Band Profile)! I likes so many, many bands (of all styles and sub-genres) that to list them all is almost impossible (though I try, see left)! I watch cheap dodgy horror movies obsessively, specially the Hellraiser series and old Black and White Horrors, but my favorite film is The Wizard of Oz! I wear mostly black clothing with enough make-up to paint an elephant and I can often be seen wearing woman's clothing of one form or another! I Collects many random things, have a blood/gore fetish and I'm obsessed with scars, body modification, 'Performance Art', sitting alone in dark corners (with a nice drink) and the Victorian ideals of decadence & debauchery and how they were the most filthy bunch of perves, and yet seem to be showen as being prudes! But I adamantly refuses to refer to myself as a 'Goth', indifferent toward what most people refer to myself as being (which is usualy "Fucking Goff" or "Satanist" if I've not shaven for a while, god only know what that's all about, but it happens)... I'm also a bit obsessed with serial killers, the people in his hero list, mental illness, the 3rd Reich and other related subjects (Oh, Spooky and Morbid! Wow!)... I've a habit of changing the Colour/Style of my hair more often than I changes my socks... Oh and I'm totally and hopelessly head-over-heals in love with my Ghoulfiend, who I'm going to marry and live happily ever after with!!! I am also the best, first and only Doktor Wilhelm impersonator (available for Childrens party, Discos and Public Executions)... Also I have irrational fears of zombie attacks and the proliferation of my own image (snd profiles, such as this one!) on the internet (Why do I seem to be on google searches a lot now?)... I find it rather hard to entertain the ideology of friends (that's the horror of misanthropy), mostly everyone that I know are just acquaintances, and it takes a very strange breed of person to even become my friend, and even then I'm usually very distant and un-communicative...What more is there you need to know? Just message me, and I'll get back to you when I'm next online! Yay![♥] Current Body Modification: Tattoos: 13 Black Bats on right forearm Piercings: Labret (3) & Both Earlobes (Left 2, right 1) Rejected Piercings: Finger-web (right hand, between ring and little fingers) and Upper Left Earlobe.[♥] Current Hair Colour/style: Natural Brown, scruffy Mohican.[♥] Favourite Quote(s): "Video games don't affect kids. If Pac-Man affected us as kids we'd all be walking around in dark rooms eating magic pills while listening to repetitive electronic music.""Give Them enough Rope and They'll Hang Themselves""Sticks and Stones May Brake My Bones But Names Will Menatally Scar Me.""If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?"Goth, n. One of a German tribe who invaded Eastern & Western kingdoms in Italy, France, & Spain; rude, uncivilized, or ignorant person, esp. one who destroys works of art.[♥] More Random Information: (MySpace) People: I hardly know anyone on my friends list on MySpace, I would like to get to know people better as the whole point of my presence here is to find people to talk to, and hopefully make friends... If you add me (or even if you Approve Me after I've added you), please comment or message to me, just to tell me why? (I'm a Paranoid Person, and can't help but wonder why people would want to be associated with myself)... I am rather anti-social, and usually don't speak unless spoken to (and even then I don't say much), although I do like to spend time in the company of people that I know &/or don't hate... I dislike having friends on my friends list that I never speak to (even though I do have a habit of adding fictional characters), as I've already said I joined here to try to find people to talk to, even if it's only very rarely... And I really would like to make friends and not just be 'collected' as another number on someones friends list... So Please Message me (if your stuck for something to talk about, just look at this profile, I'm sure there something?) and I'll reply...Bands: If you are in a band and you add me I will not be able to hear what you sound like (which sucks so very much, but the problem will hopefully be fixed soon), I'll probably add you back but if your not very interesting then I'll delete you (there's too many bands on here who randomly add me, I'm after making 'friends' to talk to)...