Sperf Douglas is, MAD REPS!

About Me

"I used to be THICK!"
Your Life Path Number is 3
Your purpose in life is to express your unique self.

You are a creative and artistic person with an interesting view on life.
Witty and outgoing, you enjoy sharing your crazy ideas with anyone who will listen.
A total social butterfly, you're the life of any party.

In love, you inspire and enchant your partner. You are often an object of fantasy and desire.

While you are very talented, you sometimes lack the ambition to put your talents in play.
And while your wit carries you a long way, you occasionally use it to mask your true feelings.
Your natural abilities can bring you all the success in the world . . . if you let them.... ..

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My Interests

RAPING SNAKES,SKULL-FUCKING

Music:

CRYSTAL FEAR, DOONIN, ALBY and the BRONTOSAURS, 50 MINUTES TO BRADENTON, MAMOTH, The NEW, Purple Gary, KING, and anything by the Osmonds!

Movies:

Driver's Ed. Instructional films, Beware of the V.D., Ernest Scared Stupid, All Dogs go to Heaven

Television:

WE, Disney, HSN, CMTV

Books:

Hairstyling for Pinche Cabrones

Heroes:

Freddy Mercury, Rob Halford, Elton John, Michael StipeSlow Motion Baby Laugh

My Blog

Memorandum

what do you want to leave when you pass on into your next existence. does anyone want to remember this horrible dream. Does anyone want to live on as a soul spread...
Posted by Sperf Douglas is, MAD REPS! on Sat, 10 May 2008 07:44:00 PST

Who?

his obituary read" never been in a car accident. He lived fuller that fat girls on speed" I thought it meant something. It didn't. But someone must of thought so to put so much emphasis on the issue. ...
Posted by Sperf Douglas is, MAD REPS! on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 12:02:00 PST

Aren’t You?

what the hell! I like sound of my own voice as I read my own words while staring at my own ass in the mirror with a picture of myself tattooed across my butt cheeks. I can't help it!@ thats me. But I ...
Posted by Sperf Douglas is, MAD REPS! on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 08:58:00 PST

Sometimes...

"sometimes I feel like a motherless child"-Richie Havensoh man, you got one hell of a point Richie.
Posted by Sperf Douglas is, MAD REPS! on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 05:46:00 PST

Bedtime

Music. I dream of you every night and breathe you everyday. Until tomorrow my love. Goodnight.
Posted by Sperf Douglas is, MAD REPS! on Wed, 23 May 2007 11:05:00 PST

Mortality

This may not mean much to you in the early afternoon of your 12th birthday. It may not cross your mind when you arrive at your first job interview. But It seems that throughout life there are many ins...
Posted by Sperf Douglas is, MAD REPS! on Sat, 12 May 2007 11:02:00 PST

I have no words...

Oh wait I got one. Amelie
Posted by Sperf Douglas is, MAD REPS! on Sat, 12 May 2007 09:03:00 PST

Misery is a butterfly

I met a person some time ago. She was something I could not describe. A simple feeling when you just happened to catch a glimpse of her. I happen to look down and there she was. My god. I met the idea...
Posted by Sperf Douglas is, MAD REPS! on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:31:00 PST

C.O.B.

Children of Bodom makes me want to cut my own hands off at the wrists and replace them with robot hands...then we'll see who laughing then won't we...
Posted by Sperf Douglas is, MAD REPS! on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 08:56:00 PST

WAKE UP THIS MORNING

Don't be difficult. Try something different today. hmmmm... like try driving a different way to your favorite grocery store when those shelves are getting kinda empty. Or try saying hi to someone you ...
Posted by Sperf Douglas is, MAD REPS! on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:51:00 PST