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Im pitching a no hitter for the Yankees

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About Me

I HATE GUIDOS - ALL OF THEM BESIDES THAT I ENJOY RELAXING. FROM WHAT? I DONT KNOW BECAUSE MY LIFE REALLY ISNT THAT HARD. I SELL HEROIN TO YOUNG CHILDREN FOR FUN AND BELONG TO AN OUTLAW GANG OF THIEVES, SMUGGLERS, RAPISTS, AND SERIAL KILLERS... WE CALL OURSELVES "NPS" I DONT LIKE OUR PRESIDENT BUT WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO ABOUT IT????PLAY FUCKING SIMON THATS WHAT

My Interests

Fly Eagles Fly, On The Road To Victory. Fight Eagles Fight, Score A Touchdown 1-2-3.Hit ‘Em Low. Hit ‘Em High. And We’ll Watch Our Eagles Fly.Fly Eagles Fly, On The Road To Victory.E-A-G-L-E-S, EAGLES!!!SOCCER, HOCKEY, SKATEBOARDING, SHOOTIN B-BALL OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOOL, DUSK, DAWN, FALL, SPRING, TAHITI, HOODED SWEATSHIRTS, YANKEES, EAGLES, ST.LOUIS BLUES, GUINESS, Quervo, CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH, GIGER , EL GRECO, AL HOGUE , Trident Splash, VINCENT PRICE, GRAFFITI, Q-Tips, Penne Vodka Pizza, -........

I'd like to meet:

Anna kournikova, Clark W. Griswold, Seth MacFarlane.GOODWILL KILL PHOTOS LOOK

Music:

FIRST OFF ALL MY FRIENDS AND LOCAL BANDS (GOODWILL KILL, RIVERBOTTOM, FLASHLIGHT ARCADE, LOWDOWN, HUDSON, THE BANNER, DEAD FISH DONT SWIM, SATTERTHWAITE, IDK, LONG GONE DAY)PILFERS, SWOLLEN MEMBERS, TOMMY GUERRERO, ALEXISONFIRE, A WHILHELM SCREAM, A7X,TOBY KEITH, ATREYU, BUCK O NINE, MISFITS, MARLEY, BLAKE SHELTON, BLINK, ARSONISTS, O.C., THE SPECIALS, BLACK FLAG, CYPRESS HILL, BIG L., IT DIES TODAY, GLENN MILLER, ANTI FLAG, RANCID, OPIV, NECRO, SHADOWS FALL, STILL REMAINS, BOUNCING SOULS, DILATED PEOPLES, DITC, B.C.C., HELTAH SKELTAH, MR. MATHERS, STRUNG OUT, BLEEDING THROUGH, JUGGAKNOTS, FACE TO FACE, AS I LAY DYING, DESCENDENTS, AFI, SOCIAL DISTORTION, BAD RELIGION, PLOW UNITED, MOBB FUCKING DEEP, METALLICA, ANTHRAX, FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND, HALIFAX, BAD BRAINS, HIM.

Movies:

CITY OF GOD, COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO, (nightmare before CHRISTMAS vacation & story), WARRIORS, STIR OF ECHOES, THE OTHERS, GRANDMAS BOY, JUST FRIENDS, CRANK, LUCKY # SLEVIN, SIGNS, SUBURBIA, PRIMAL FEAR, BRAVEHEART, A BRONX TALE, ANYTHING WITH CHRIS TUCKER OR ADAM SANDLER, RED DAWN, HISTORY OF VIOLENCE, SLING BLADE, BATTLE ROYALE, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN, IDLE HANDS, MEAN MACHINE, SNATCH, RESIDENT EVIL, RETURN TO THE BLUE LAGOON(actually anything with milla jovovich), KILL BILL, OLD SCHOOL, DONNIE D, BULLET, DAZED AND CONFUSED, HOW HIGH, HALF BAKED, MYSTERY ALASKA, CLAY PIGEONS, 13 GHOSTS, GODZILLA VS KONG (SHIT I LIKE ALOT OF MOVIES) internet movie database

Television:

FAMILY FUCKING GUY nothing comparesOK A FEW ARE PRETTY GOOD LIKE CHAPELLE SHOW IS HILARIOUS (DAVE CHAPELLE IS THE FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE) UMM LETS SEE AQUA TEEN, RENO 911, MY NAME IS EARL, 24, ULTIMATE FIGHTER, UMMM I LIKE COPS, MEET THE BARKERS, SOMETIMES ILL CATCH A SOUTHPARK WHICH ARE USUALLY FUNNY LIKE THE ONE WHEN PUFF DADDY COMES TO TOWN (VOTE OR DIE BITCH) I TEND TO WATCH REAL WORLD CHALLENGE WHEN ITS ON, OH MOST EXTREME ELIMINATION CHALLENGE (SHITS SO FUNNY WATCHING ASIANS BUST THEIR ASSES) CONAN IS THE MAN, OHH MY FRIEND ON THE PHONE JUST MENTIONED ENTOURAGE WHICH IS A GREAT SHOW. ALSO SOPRANOS AND CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM.......

Books:

Anything a Buddhist writes or Dan Brown jots down

Heroes:

George Bush (Hes gotta be a strong man to look at his pitiful malignant void of a human shell every morning)

My Blog

RANDOM THOUGHTS

ok if you have ever called someone chief or boss you are officially a dushbag.... If you wear J-ncos you should shoot yourself. If you eat mcdonalds more then once a week you are a fat ass. If you hav...
Posted by GRAND MASTER LEE on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 12:26:00 PST

Big Bitches and the Little Men that love them

 Guys if your girl is bigger then you theres a serious problem.. Either your very tiny and im sorry but you got dealt a shity hand or 2 your girl is a lumberjack on the side. Either way stay away...
Posted by GRAND MASTER LEE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I hate couples that

This all started from the fact that  I hate couples that look alike. Girls since when did it become cool to date people that look like you? Have the same haircut and wear and fit in the same jean...
Posted by GRAND MASTER LEE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

JOIN MY FAT CAMP.......>.......>>>.>.>.>...

 So I just saw a special on MTV about fat camps. These fat camps dont allow the fat kids to chew gum.  Theres also no physical contact with the oposite sex besides holding hands... So I figu...
Posted by GRAND MASTER LEE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Things I really hate

Blog time----------- Just another hate blog about things that I just fucking hate.. I hate bicycle riders who believe they are infact cars, so they ride along with traffic and stop at stop signs and w...
Posted by GRAND MASTER LEE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fucking Jamster

I see Jamster has infected the myspace community now also.. It was bad enough that I had to be bothered by its irritating marketing game in between watching flavor flav and that overgrown white chic f...
Posted by GRAND MASTER LEE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Recycle mother fuckers..

How damn scummy and lazy you must be not to recycle. Instead of throwing ur can of Aqua Net in one pale throw it in the one next to it (real hard right). So anyone whom doesnt recycle and/or litters...
Posted by GRAND MASTER LEE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

So very drunk for my friends going away party + fights

Got real drunk tonight, drunk enough that I may puke.... Anyway my boy John is going away to school in Hawaii and thats why we were out. Well tonight was fun, got to the bar and there was a fight outs...
Posted by GRAND MASTER LEE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A moral question for all

Now I have this cat his name is D.C. Hes actually the family cat . Hes very old, About 15 and we believe hes dying. Hes very weak and emaciated. Not from not eating cause he does pleanty of that. Tha...
Posted by GRAND MASTER LEE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

NERDY ASS HUNTERS SHOULD GO SHOOT EACHOTHER

What the fucks up with dorky ass hunters? I thought it was 2003 not 1903 when you actually had to hunt to survive. What pleasure do these fucking geeks get going out with a highly advanced projectile...
Posted by GRAND MASTER LEE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST