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Jake Bomb (waiting patiently for new DREDG album)

Short dudes need lovin' too!

About Me

I suffer from a sadness which we all posses, I live in my own world and can't express the emotions I feel. Everyday I fall in love with women I never have the courage to speak to, but in my mind, I'm a poet, a romantic, and 'woo' them with my charm, only to awaken a coward. Live, because everyday is a battle, a battle to exist.

My name is Jake. Jacob Thomas Baumgardner if you wanna know the full. I like to smoke pot. I chain smoke cigarettes. I wanna think about quitting, but right now I don't really want to. I like to drink. I love music more than anything else in the world! GOOD MUSIC..

I'm still a mystery to myself and I'm trying to figure out who I am. So as soon as I do that, I'll let you know.

If you want to IM me sometime.. [email protected]

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My Interests

Music, Girls, Poetry, Writing, Wordsearches, Marijuana, Dreams/Lucid Dreaming, Taoism, Movies, Beanies(winter hats), Pepsi, Video Games, Friends and Foes.

I'd like to meet:

Bunny De La Cruz, Phil Collins, Jonah Matranga, Stephen King, M. Night Shamylan, Jason Ritter, Anastasia Baranova, Aaron Lewis.

Music:

Lol!!! Don't even get me started!!

Movies:

I have dozens on top of dozens of movies I could list right now. But fuck that! Here's a few. If you wanna know more, you know what to do...

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Heavyweights
Spawn
Without A Paddle
Little Monsters
Grandma's Boy
Dumb & Dumber
Critters
Uncle Buck
Powder
The Green Mile
Angus
The Outsiders
The Cure
Harry & The Hendersons

Television:

Three's Company, Heroes, Conan O'Brien, Family Guy, CSI, Spongebob Squarepants, Survivorman, Chapelle's Show, Saved By The Bell, Aqua-Teen Hunger Force, The Biggest Loser, Two & a Half Men.

Books:

The Holy Bible, Stephen King's IT, The Phantom Tollbooth, Exploring The World Of Lucid Dreaming, The Complete Dream Dictionary, Marijuana: The Grower's Guide, The Goosebumps series.

Heroes:

Roy Knable!, My family, My friends, Phil Collins, John Ritter(RIP), Bill Murray, Jonah Matranga, Gavin Hayes, Anthony Green, & the fat kid from Two & a Half Men.

My Blog

STRANGE, yet APPEALING

This brick wall I saw the other day made me think of the most awkward things I've ever thought of. Even more awkward than my thoughts on mushrooms!   I stood there staring at every detail on ever...
Posted by Jake Bomb (waiting patiently for new DREDG album) on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 03:10:00 PST

Is "she" out there for me??

I just want to somebody to love! I want "her"!! Whomever "she" is... I want her to be her. I just want someone who I can call "mine". And someone to call mer "her's". I want that very badly..
Posted by Jake Bomb (waiting patiently for new DREDG album) on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:41:00 PST

MY NEW YEAR’S EVE....

..> Okay, so I was fine at the beginning of the night on New Year's Eve. I was just chillin' and drinking some Pabst's and shootin' the shit with my buddies. Probably about the 10:45 rolled around...
Posted by Jake Bomb (waiting patiently for new DREDG album) on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:32:00 PST

Top 10 best cd’s of 2007

DO NOT IGNORE THIS!!!   10> A Hero From A Thousand Paces - "Mistakes" 09> Onesidezero - "Onesidezero" 08> Poison The Well - "Version" 07> Chiodos - "Bone Palace Ballet" 06> The Used - "Lies For T...
Posted by Jake Bomb (waiting patiently for new DREDG album) on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 12:56:00 PST

Just because...

Just because I'm short, and not exactly what girls are looking for in a guy, doesn't mean I don't deserve a fucking chance! I'm still tired of being alone & single and it really pisses me off that...
Posted by Jake Bomb (waiting patiently for new DREDG album) on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:37:00 PST

Why???

How come I'm always the last one to know everything? How come I have to find out about things in fucked up ways that hurt my feelings? Why do I even have feelings to be hurt? I'm really getting sick o...
Posted by Jake Bomb (waiting patiently for new DREDG album) on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 01:28:00 PST

Anger Me (a poem I wrote while I'm in a strange mood)

"Anger Me" Solutions to these problems are fading faster Dillusions and progression could be the masters But what this world has become I will forsake in my words And to be number one Means to fall a...
Posted by Jake Bomb (waiting patiently for new DREDG album) on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 11:46:00 PST

JOB!!!!!

Went and applied today. I'm really hoping that shit goes cool and everything. But I'm not too excited about working. LOL. But then again, who is? Oh fuck!!! Oh well, we'll see what happens.
Posted by Jake Bomb (waiting patiently for new DREDG album) on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 01:26:00 PST

I really want a significant other...

I'm fuckin' sick of this lame ass life. I wish I had a girl, a girl who understood me. A girl who cared about me. A girl who would hold me and hug me when I'm feeling the way I feel right now. I feel ...
Posted by Jake Bomb (waiting patiently for new DREDG album) on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 01:36:00 PST

Alone.

I'm so sick of getting this feeling of emptiness in me when I get done talking to girls. I think of myself as one of those people who really won't find what they're looking for. I get irratated becaus...
Posted by Jake Bomb (waiting patiently for new DREDG album) on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:54:00 PST