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Joey D

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About Me

My name is Joey. SGV Unity. Grew up in the Rowland Heights/La Puente area. That's about it, baby.FYI---If you don't at least kinda know me, don't try to add me. I'm here to keep in touch with old friends, not make new ones.

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My Interests

Music, shows, having the occasional cocktail, barbecuing with my loved ones, slapping whores and slamming Cadillac doors, smacking bitches and cutting snitches, gettin' outta town on the weekends every once in a while, writing about the many exploits of the mighty Joe Mama, salting game, whore-yellin', playing chess, lovin' up my pumpkin tree.

I'd like to meet:

Your mommy.

Music:

You seriously don't have that kinda time, but here's a really quick overview...real punk rock, that sweet Oi Oi music(good shit, not played out whack music that has to chant "skinhead" over and over again), reggae-rocksteady-dub, old soul and r&b like Sam Cooke, Otis Redding, Brenton wood, Bill Withers and Al Green, lowrider oldies, rap music

Movies:

Belly, Requiem For A Dream, King Of New York, Good Will Hunting, Shawshank Redemtion, Rounders, Goodfellas, Dogma, Stand-up comedies, Rules Of Attraction, Usual Suspects...the list could go on forever.

Television:

Simpsons, The History Channel, Comedy Central, Iron Chef, Good Eats with Alton Brown...that fool Alton Brown blinds me with science.

Books:

Favorites: Robert McCammon, Another Day In Paradise & Steel Toes, both by Eddie Little, anything by Thomas Harris, Animal Factory by Edward Bunker, and anything by Charles Bukowski. Less Than Zero and The Informers, both by Bret Easton Ellis. Jack Kerouac's ok. Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse-5 and Hocus Pocus, Wanda Coleman, Stuart Woods, Michael Connelly, Robert Crais, Robert Greene, Andrew Vachss, John Grisham, Hemmingway's pretty good too.

Heroes:

I can't seem to find any.

My Blog

Shitty cocaine. Another Chronicle, or sorts.

Selling cocaine can be a ghastly business. Usually, it's just a big party, until the come-down. Those come-downs will take you down to the depths of the blackest sea, my friend. Make you want to slice...
Posted by Joey D on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 01:38:00 PST

4 singles and 2 1/2 miles.

Interesting tales can evolve from the most hum-drum of circumstances. A poker game for instance. Here's another Chronicle. For those young and old, those near and dear, and my far away cats swinging b...
Posted by Joey D on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 04:50:00 PST

An afternoon in Downtown Los Angeles.

So I'm walking down to the deli where I sometimes buy lunch, lottery tickets, wine, rolaids, and the occasional red bull. Weird weather in Downtown Los Angeles this afternoon, t'was hot but dry, simil...
Posted by Joey D on Wed, 28 Dec 2005 04:44:00 PST

If you get a hooker pregnant, and she falls in love, here's how to save $350.

So sit down, young and old, and allow me to bend your ear...One time I got this prostitute pregnant. Then she fell in love with me because one time her pimp was about to layeth his hand down upon her ...
Posted by Joey D on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A Metrolink cop and a pack of snacks.

I present to you, dear readers, one more volume in the Chronicle Of Joey D. It was 5:30pm, and I had just rode in to Union Station on the chariot of stale urine stench that is the MTA 33 bus. I was fe...
Posted by Joey D on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Joey D & his quest for a coconut popsicle.

Sit down sons and daughters, and Joey D will spin you a tale of a young skinhead from Los Angeles and his quest for a coconut popsicle.It started out late one night, about midnight, and Joey D had a c...
Posted by Joey D on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Main causes of ther Civil War. Seriously.

First...the South tries to secede from the U.S.Yeah...but then the U.S. said fuck that shit...and the south got PUNKED like no punking on earth before it, and said, "Meh, thassa nice tabbacy...gimmie ...
Posted by Joey D on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST