••ATTENTION! I AM NOT INTERESTED IN HEARING YOUR BAND AND IF YOU ARE A WEBCAM GIRL "LOOKING FOR FRIENDS", THEN KEEP LOOKING•• That said..hello, my name's Paul and I'm a Chicago-area illustrator, storyboard artist and conceptual artist. Some basic facts about me: my sense of direction is questionable (as is my spelling and math), I'm a funny/ friendly/tailless mammal. Some of my personal fears include: dying alone and unremembered, drowning, being attacked by raging viral monkeys and super-massive blackholes. I am fluent in english and am charmingly un-cool. I once punched a magician.....yeah, you heard me. I love dogs & tolerate cats. My feelings for fish are completely abstract. I'd choose a good pie over cake anyday, and drink waaay too much bottled water. I have a tendancy to lose my car in movie theater parking lots and derive an odd sense of satisfaction when wearing a brand new pair of white cotton tube socks. Personal observation: for some reason, almost every time I walk into a bookstore I feel the need to "drop a deuce" (..too much info?). Some of my pet peeves include: people who constantly laugh at their own jokes and stories, telemarketers and people who say "Can I ask you a question?". My favorite dream is where I walk into a music store and just start playing the guitar (sometimes piano) like a savant or something. My worst nightmare is where all my teeth start falling out...or worse, they start to chip & break into jagged shards (that freaks me the fuck out!) I own a replica sabertooth tiger skull...just thought i'd mention that. I have yet to master the 5 point palm exploding heart technique, and still haven't found a girl who is measurably impressed by my ability to draw monsters. I enjoy collaborating with other fun/ inspiring/ creative/ interesting people, but you certainly don't have to be "artsy" to be my friend...and lastly, NO I don't really make THAT amount of money.I HAVE A WEBSITE IF YOU'RE INTERESTED:
The Art of Paul Phillips
