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überkato

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About Me

My name is Kaelin...yup

My Interests

i'm interesting, so you should put me in this section of your profile.
Your Birthdate: November 11
Spiritual and thoughtful, you tend to take a step back from the world.
You're very sensitive to what's going on around you, yet you remain calm.
Although you are brilliant, it may take you a while to find your niche.
Your creativity is supreme, but it sometimes makes it hard for you to get things done.

Your strength: Your inner peace

Your weakness: You get stuck in the clouds

Your power color: Emerald

Your power symbol: Leaf

Your power month: November What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

I'd like to meet:

i'd like you to meet deez

Music:

..In no particular order: Aceyalone, Air, APX-1, DJ Assault,BOSSA -nova-, Buju Banton, Bounty Killer, Beanie Man, Beastie Boys, Black Star, Black Sabbath, Black Crowes, Erykah Badu, the Beatles, Capelton, CRS?, Credence Clearwater Revival, Chicken Lips, Crosby, Stills, and Nash (and sometimes Young), the Cunning Linguists, the Commadores, Da Baile FUNK, Del the Funky Homosapien/Hiero/Souls of Mischief, Dara, Diplo, Dialated Peoples, Dave Matthews Band, Duke Ellington, Easy E, Elephant Man, Missy Elliot, Ella Fitzgerald, Fannypack, Foo Fighters, Felix Da House Kat, Gael Gilberto, Goldfinger, Gorillaz, Goldie, Guns 'n' Roses, Garbage, Jimi Hendrix, Billy Holiday, the Holleys, Heart, Harry the Bastard, Markus Intalex, Ice Cube, INXS, Isley Bros., Incubus, Iggy Pop (and the Stooges), Elton John, Janes Addiction, Jedi Mind Tricks, JJ Fadd, Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, Kool Keith/Dr. Doom/Dr. Octagon, Kraftwerk, KRS One, Kool and the Gang, King Missile, Living Legends, Lemon D, Leviticus, Led Zepplin, L7, Li'l Kim,-MASH UPZ- Mad Decent, mictlan2012, M.I.A., mrphipson.de, MF Doom, Murs, Miguel Migs, Metallica (early), Joni Mitchell, Morcheeba, Meat Puppets, New Order, Nirvana, N.W.A., Nine Inch Nails, Notorious B.I.G., Outkast, Primus, Paul SImon, Steel Pulse, Sex Pistols, Poncho Sanchez, Stereolab, Sean Paul, Liz Phair, Pearl Jam, People Under the Stairs, Pink Floyd, Pantera, Prefuse 73, Queen, Q-Tip, Rolling Stones, Red Aunts, R.A.W./bboy3000/headhunter/illegal alien/6 blocc, the Roots, the Ramones, Redman and Method Man, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sade, Jill Scott, Paul Simon, Steeler's Wheel, Swollen Members, Snoop Dogg (old skoo), Sublime, Stone Temple Pilots, Talking Heads, Tribe Called Quest, Tupac, Total Science, 311, Urge Overkill, Sarah Vaughn, Louis Vega, Visionaries, Violent Femmes, Van Halen (Roth), Wu-Tang, Xzibit, Zion I, ZZ Top...the list grows n grows...

Movies:

Alice in Wonderland, Anchorman, Ali G.-In Da House, Airplane and Airplane 2, American Splendor, A.I., BorAT, the Breakfast Club, Batman series, Boogie Nights, Big Daddy, Big Fish, Brady Bunch 1 & 2, Boys Don't Cry, Clueless, Croutching Tiger Hidden Dragon, the Cell, Contact, A Clockwerk Orange, Clay Pigeons, Colors, Don't bbe a Menace While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood, Day of the Dead, the Doors, Dolemite, Dark Water, Dodgeball, Don't Tempt me, Drop Dead Fred, Dr. Strangelove, E.T., Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Enter the Dragon, Ernest Saves...series, Forest Gump, 4 Weddings and a Funeral, Fahrenheit 911, Friday, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Harold & Maude, The Hustler, Hero, Honeymoon in Vegas, Happy Gilmore, House of 1000 Corpses, Hannibal, Halloween series, the Illusionist, Interview with a Vampire, Jackie Brown, Jackass, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Lean On Me, Land of the Dead, L.A. Confidential, Lost Boys, Mahogany, Million Dollar Baby, Mi Vida Loca, Monty Python's the Meaning of Life, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Next Friday, Never Been Kissed, Napoleon Dynamote, Nightmare on Elm St. series, the Others, Pulp Fiction, Party Monster, Philadelphia, Passions of the Christ, the Prestige, People vs Larry Flynt, the Princess Bride, Reefer Madness, The Ring, Reservior Dogs, Return to Oz, 16 Candles, Something About Mary, She Hate Me, Sex and Lucia, Stand By Me, Silence of the Lambs, the Story of O, Scream series, Shawn of the Dead, Sixth Sense, Scary Movie series, Trainspotting, True Romance, Up In Smoke, Valley Girl, Wavetwisters, War of the Worlds, the Wedding Singer, What About Bob?, Zoolander...I love movies--i mean i 3 mOv!es

Television:

America's Next Top Model, American Idol (only the first episodes of each season), America's Funniest Home Videos, Ambush Makeover, Blowout, Bewitched, Benny Hill, Club MTV, the Cosby Show, Car 54 Where Are You?, Chappelle's Show, The Daily Show, Drawn Together, Doogie Howser, MD., A Different World, Diff'rent Strokes, the DOg Whisperer, Divorce Court, Dr. Phil, Double Dare, Extreme Makeover, Family Guy, Frasier, Garfield and Friends, Hair Trauma, Hey Dude, Home Movies, Arsenio Hall, Heathcliff, Judge Mathis, Late Night w/Conan O'Brien, The Littles, LOST, Law & Order (any of them), Mythbusters, Mighty Mouse, Medium, Make Room For Daddy, Nanny 911, Oprah, the Patty Duke Show, Pimp My Ride, People's Court, PROJECT RUNWAY, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Rocko's Modern Life, Ripley's Believe It or Not, Ricki Lake, Remote Control, Roundhouse, Reno 911, Saturday Night Live, the Simpsons, Salute Your Shorts, Seinfeld, Sex and the City, Singled Out, South Park, Super Mario Bros., Texas Justice, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Tiny Toon Adventures, Tonight Show, What Not to Wear, Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?, You Cant Do that on Television...yea i'm old skoo like dat

Books:

Unfortunately, I am not as well-read as I'd like to be, so here's a very short list: A Clockwerk Orange, How to Talk to Anyone, Anywhere, Anytime..., Feast of All Saints, 1984, Post Office, the Stranger, Things Fall Apart, Trainspotting, the Vampire Lestat, lots of yoga, astrology, and other divination and occult science books.

Heroes:

we could be heroes--if just for one day

My Blog

My Scorpio sense is tingling...

The SCORPIO Woman "Consider anything only don't cry . . ." The female Scorpio has a deep, mysterious beauty. She's magnetic, proud and totally confident. But she has one secret regret. She was not bor...
Posted by überkato on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:24:00 PST

D.I.L.F. Park in da C-mont

So Sara, Leo, Zha Zha and I are walking along the Thompson Creek Trail (whoop-whoop, throw it up), taking advantage of our day off (well hers, I just get off werk hella early nowadays) to enjoy the su...
Posted by überkato on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 08:14:00 PST

sometimes i feel my belt isn't wide enuff....

or that my hair isn't long enuff,  or that it's too long. i constantly find myself comparing my physique to that of other women. usually at school.  i don't know why, but it looks like an in...
Posted by überkato on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 01:22:00 PST

Weather in Cleveland

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Posted by überkato on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Flatbush

Yo I've never been to Flatbush I've barely been in Queens you know i'm late for klass you can find me inbetween but i can tell you now it ain't nowhere near no Queens....
Posted by überkato on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

stop making sense--girlfriend is better

I . . . who took the money? Who took the money away? I . . . its always showtime Here at the edge of the stage I, i, i, wake up and wonder What was the place, what was the name? We wanna wait, ...
Posted by überkato on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the hardest button to button

We started living in an old house My ma gave birth and we were checking it out It was a baby boy So we bought him a toy It was a ray gun And it was 1981 We named him "Baby" He had a toothache...
Posted by überkato on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"not sure?"

ok, so this is a rather personal thing to be posting on the internet, but i feel i must get it off my chest; i hate men. no really, i think i'm through with even trying to try. the uncertainty of my s...
Posted by überkato on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

to suicide or not to suicide?

Ok, so as some of you (very few of you) may know, I decided last year, or rather 2 yrs ago, that i wanted to model. I had very little idea as to what to do or how to get started, so i went to onemodel...
Posted by überkato on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ventilation

Ok, this is yet another time when i should be doing homewerk instead of sitting on this gaping black hole of a webpage. But i feel like writing. I am pretty decent at writing, perhaps i should od it m...
Posted by überkato on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST