Poppy.
I dont approve comments. mesage me if you have something to say. sometimes i wonder why the hell i'm on myspace.
shallow and pedantic are two words that spring to mind.
i use a lot of hairspray.
i think i've contributed largely to the hole in the ozone layer.
I have a chihuahua called Millie Tinkerbell Alexa Pennie Lazarra
I WANT SEX WITH RUSSELL BRAND.
i'm intellectual, not pretentious thanks.
T. S. Eliot. My desceased soul mate.
i've had a column in The Times.
i'm more than likely never going to sleep with you.
i'm not going to obsess about little things.
i've given up on the entire male race.
i spend way too much money on MAC make up.
i love nothing more than sitting on a bench and watching the world go by.
starbucks makes me smile.
bad grammer bugs the shit outta me.
i run away from problems.
sambuca and lemonade if you're buying.
i drop my mobile down toilets pretty often.
my daddy spoils me rotten.
i've learned to appriceate the finer things in life.
the only think i love more than leopard print is zebra skin.
someday i think i may meet a man who isn't a wanker.
someday.
i'm better than you'll ever be at horseriding.
and pole dancing.
i make a mean cup of tea.
i have over 50 pairs of high heels.
they make me smile.
i don't really think you need to know anymore.
Most of you will never really get to know me at all. This doesn't bother me.
Y'all have a nice day now.
