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About Me

Neurotic slacker who is a bit of loser but none the less who cares???I never sleep, so do I count as insomniac?
I have a massive problem with stereotypes. I have to pigeon hole things to understand them though I am trying not to. So I apologise if you have been stereotyped by me. I dont mean to. Its the only way I understand things.
I have a very black sense of humour, it gets the better of me sometimes and I make nasty comments. People dont like these. I tend to laugh.
Apparently I am a punk. I do not consider myself a punk, more a fan of punk music.

You have probaly seen me randomly wandering about or you have seen me sitting slumped soemwhere. Im not dead Im just conserving energy.
Party Animal to the core. I love nothing better than to get a bit of the old dancing and/or air guitar going. Live music is very good. My favourite Live acts are The Ritalins, The Filaments and Rabid Dogs. I do sing to myself, so Deal with it Douglas. I also dance. Alot. I also dont care what people think of me when I dance. Im having a fun, thats all that counts.
I don't care if you think my music un cool I like it and that's all that matters to me.I will defend the bands I like and if I mock your choice of music then learn to defend yours. I will mock it if I think it sucks or if it is untalnted crap. Or if Its just to weird for words.

I'm Straight Edge so face it I won't drink or smoke or do drugs or randomly sleep with you. I do wear my Xs when I remeber my tape as I am allergic to marker you see. I believe Straight Edge is a commitment and Im not going to just back out of it through peer pressure.
I also have an inate ability to do the most stupid of things and hell I am a walking danger zone so don't say you have not been warned. I will also rule the world some day.
I AM A MASSIVE RAMONES FAN!!!!!!! THEY ROCK MY WORLD. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Please visit my Ritalins fan site. Click on those sexy faces.
There is only one thing left to say then Rock on mes amis!!!

My Interests

Straight Edge. The Ramones. Punk music. Comics, Music, books, late night radio, Converse All Stars, cool people, weird people, microwaved sandwiches, snakes and ladders, toilet breaks, squeeky seats, ball point pens, chewed rubbers, mix cds, picking scabs, late night conversations with myself, unpredictablility, walking with my coat open in the rain, wanting a hug, bizzare and random comments, an ability to get introuble for other peoples actions, playing CDs so loud that you jump when when you accidenlty skip tracks, keeping it simple, talking to folk on messenger and myspace, randomly quoting various books songs films e.t.c., not caring what people think of me, Where's Wally, stupid noises, running about doing stupid shit, wasting time in the most inventive ways, making maps for Red Alert, cutting out the bull shit, air guitar, day dreaming, hating people and things, sarcastis sideswipes at things, hating all things consumer ish.

I'd like to meet:

Any one who likes the sound of me.

As far as the old face to face it has to be in no set order,
Michael Stipe,
Suggs,
Greg Graffin,
Iain Mackaye,
Jello Biafra,
Richie Ramone.

I'd Love to meet all the Ramones But most of them are dead. So Ill just have to Meet Tommy.
R.I.P. Joey, Dee Dee , Johnny.

Music:

Just generally guitar drums and bass is cool to me but no wannabes please. Bands in no particular order are :-
The Ramones,
GreenDay (Pre Nimrod), REM, Madness, Dead Kennedys, Minor Threat, Bad Religion, The Clash, The Filaments, The Ritalins, The Misfits, Rancid, The Specials, Screeching Weasel, The Queers, The Riverdales, Proton Packs, Squirtgun, Less Than Jake, The Sex Pistols The Damned, The Buzzcocks, Operation Ivy, No Comply, Das Fogdonkey, Offspring, Strike Anywhere, Fountains of Wayne, Bowling for Soup, Meat Loaf, Edna's Goldfish, The Cure, Men at Work, Huey Lewis and the News, E.L.O., Electric Six, David Gray, Dire Straits, Bruce Springsteen, Don Mclean, Robert Palmer,

Movies:

Comedy,sci-fi,action, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Lord of the Rings, Tennage Mutant Ninja Turtles, TNMT2: Secret Of The Oooze, Ghostbusters 1+2, The Matrix, X-Men, Daredevil, X-Men, X-men 2: X-Men United, LOXG, Darkman, Hunt for the Red October, Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade, Nightmare Before Christmas, Batman, Batman Returns, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Peewee's Big Adventure, Groundhog Day, The Muppet Movie, The Rocketeer, Transformers: The Movie, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Ferris Buellers Day Off, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Robotix, Shrek, Shrek 2, Gremlins, Gremlins 2, Spiderman 2, Mean Girls, Defenders Of The Earth: The Story Begins, The Phantom, Flash Gordon, D2: Mighty Ducks, School Of Rock, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind

Television:

Captain Scarlet,Thunderbirds,Joe 90, C.S.I. Normal and Miami,Law and Order,Still Game, Man from U.N.C.L.E., Invisible Man, Cartoons,The Prisoner, Fireball XL5,Road runner, Mr Ben, Captain Pugwash, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Fawlty Towers, BlackAdder,Dr Who, Ivor the Engine,Exo Squad, Samurai Pizza Cats,Dangermouse, Batman Animated Series (The one with Robin), Space Ghost, Inspector Gadget, Muppet Show, Conan, Transformers (Generation One not this Armada Shit) , Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Swat Kats,

Books:

Christopher Brookmyre,
H.G. Wells

Heroes:

1 = Iain Mackaye
= Greg Graffin
= Joey, Johnny, Dee Dee, Tommy, Richie, CJ, Marky Ramone.
= Jello Biafra

= Andrew Samson Blair Thorburn
= Mark Campbell The Legend
= Ross Cairney The Legend

Wesley Dodds Sandman
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turltes
Ghostbusters
Transformers
Batman
Green Hornet

My Blog

Some Updates.

Good afternoon. I thought I might update people on how things are going. First off, Exams. The reults are in and go as follows - Genetics - D1, Chemistry - C1, Comparative Physiology - B3 Boy ...
Posted by Gordon on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 04:45:00 PST

Rocket To Russia!

Well my mood has improved some what. Despite losing all my songs on my iPod in attempt to let Lindsey listen to The Ritalins. Now I have ten AFI songs on my iPod. No Ramones, No Ritalins, No Dead Kenn...
Posted by Gordon on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 02:26:00 PST

More or less of the same

Well Im back at Uni and therfore back in the saddle. Whats happened? Well we have moved out from 2 Hill Place and are residing in a holiday let in South Street, Im sharing a room with both Douglas an...
Posted by Gordon on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 08:17:00 PST

More form the land of Gordy.

Hello all. What have I been up to?? Well I passed my Uni exams, so Im into Second year. Woopeee. Instead of elation I feel pissed off. I dont know why. I have been scouriong the internet for pictures ...
Posted by Gordon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

aL;PHABET qUIZZY tHING

All you ever wanted to know... A - Age: 18 B - Band listening to right now: sLIGHTLY lESS tHAN lEGAL dOWNLOAD cD. cURRENTLY pLAYING tRACK - rAMONES - wE wANT tHE aIRWAVES C - Career in future...
Posted by Gordon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

lIVE jOURNAL

fORGIVE mE fOR nOT jUMPING uP aND dOWN wITH rIB bURSTING eXCITEMENT bUT i vE gOT lIVE jOURNAL. hIT tHIS iF yOU cAN bE bOTHERED. http://www.livejournal.com/users/saint_gordy/ yEAH tHOUGHT yOU wER...
Posted by Gordon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tHOUGHTS oN lIFE 19tH nOVEMBER 2004

iM sITTING IN tHE uNI lIBRARY, dOWNLOADING aLKALINE tRIO aND oFFSPRING, aFTER bURNING a cd oF rAMONES bAD rELIGION aND gREEN dAY. i wAS jUST lISTENING tO "sTUPID kID" aND i wAS tHINKING hOW sTRANGE&nb...
Posted by Gordon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mUSIC sURVEY

music survey Body: 1. Last song you heard: bAD dAY r.e.m. iM lISTENING TO iT rIGHT nOW.2. Last CD you bought: dAS fOGDONKEYS "HAT'S tHErAASS"3. Last band you saw live: pm fUCKING x tHAT WAS sO fUCKING...
Posted by Gordon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

mY pHILOSOPHY iN lYRICS

Straight Edge by Minor Threat, 1981 [3] I'm a person just like you But I've got better things to do Than sit around and fuck my head Hang out with the li...
Posted by Gordon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yET mORE uSELESS sTUFF.

L A Y E R O N E -- Name: gORDON -- Birthday: 22ND sEPTEMBER 1986 -- Birthplace: sT fRANCIS mATERNITY wING gOVAN. -- Current Location: aRBROATH -- Eye Color: bLUE -- Hair Color: sHITTY BROWN -- ...
Posted by Gordon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST