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Miranda

I'm great in bed - I can sleep for hours.

About Me


DON'T BE A HARD ROCK WHEN YOU REALLY ARE A GEM.

-Lauryn Hill


    I have a weakness for pretentious drivel and have a very mild fracture to the radial head of my right arm. That's pretty much all you need to know at the moment.
    Thank you for dropping in to view my natty profile.
P.S.: Lauryn Hill probably wants to kill your white ass.

--I HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPING.--



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Ingredients:
5 parts intelligence
3 parts ambition
3 parts beauty
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Name:: Miranda.
Age:: 19. Nearly 20, shock horror.
Birthday:: 5th of October.
Birthplace:: Tunbridge Wells.
Location:: St. Leon-I'm-well-'ards/Waheystings!
Height:: 5'8.5".
Weight:: About 8st (112lb).
Hair Colour:: Dark auburn, natural (Collar and cuffs match)...
Eye Colour:: Brown.
Occupation:: Student.
Favoured way of wasting time:: Reading, using the computer, thinking about everything too much.
Are you straight, gay, or bisexual?: Straight.
Partner?: Yes.
Fuck buddy?: Partner.
Do you read magazines?: Occasionally.
What's your shoe size?: 8.
If you were someone else, would you fancy yourself?: I'm not sure. Would you?
If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be?: Carmen Kass. Actually, no, going back to being me would be too depressing. Fiona Bruce...
Do you have a lifetime ambition - if so, what is it?: Contentment and self-acceptance.
Would you like to live abroad - if so, where?: Sometimes I think I would. France, Spain, or Italy.
Would you dye your pubic hair - if so, what colour?: If I let it grow - green or blue.
Do you get on with your family?: Yes.
Have you ever been in love?: Yes.
Have you ever broken a bone - if so, how?: I broke my humerus falling off a horse.
What's your greatest fear?: Hopelessness.
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^^HAHA, Fucking awesome!^^
P.S. "Are we related to jellyfish yet?"
(The last two years of my education weren't totally wasted...)

My Interests

Reading, Art, Design, Biological Sciences, Chemistry, Drama, Psychology, theoretical Physics, advertising, surfing the 'net, Summer!

I'd like to meet:

Bill Hicks. Everyone else has someone dead here, so why shouldn't I?

Music:

Loads, including... Beverley. Go here. .
Your Taste in Music:
80's Alternative: High Influence
80's Pop: High Influence
90's Pop: High Influence
Alternative Rock: High Influence
Punk: High Influence How's Your Taste in Music?

Movies:

If I can sit still for long enough... Full Metal Jacket is probably my all-time favourite. Donnie Darko, Pulp Fiction, There's Something About Mary, Flashdance (cut me some slack, I'm female), Dirty Harry, CB4... quite a few more.

Television:

Nosey Myspace! Honestly! Loads of stuff... Bodies, The Sopranos, The Young Ones, Green Wing, Red Dwarf, Medium, Desperate Housewives, Have I Got News For You, Monkey Dust, Documentaries (eg Horizon), Never Mind the Buzzcocks, What Not To Wear, Peep Show...

Books:

Memoirs of a Geisha, Animal Farm, To Kill A Mockingbird, How to be Good, The Quantity Theory of Insanity, I Don't Know How She Does It, The Pigeon, Distancing, Making Cocoa For Kingsley Amis, How To Break Your Addiction To A Person, All by Jilly Cooper, Tom Sharpe, Stephen Hawking, Jill Mansell, Rob Grant, Doug Naylor, et cetera et cetera... I've read a fair few, it has to be said.

Heroes:

Bill Hicks and Ella =)

My Blog

Utter Rubbish

I cannot stop calling things "Rubbish." It is becoming exceptionally irritating.  My first day as a big second year was rubbish, unfortunately. That was a long train journey for very little ...
Posted by Miranda on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 04:45:00 PST

5 Things

I'm soon back to Uni, oh my God! The summer has been SHORT. I'm nearly 21 years of age. I fractured my arm, slightly, a few weeks ago, but it has pretty much healed.  I've got an ...
Posted by Miranda on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:43:00 PST

"Shut up and kill yourself!"

...For when, "fuck off," has lost its impact.
Posted by Miranda on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 09:04:00 PST

Monogamy is for losers.

Right, I thought that would get your attention. To be quite truthful I think there are many positive indicators supportive of that statement, or rather, the statement, "Monogamy makes you a loser." A ...
Posted by Miranda on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:51:00 PST

I AM A TALENTED AND DEDICATED FEMALE INSTRUMENTALIST/VOCALIST AND COMPOSER.

By including plenty of shots of me pouting and showing my tits, legs and arse, in ridiculously tired poses and cliched clothing, I will help people to realise that I am not just another prima-don...
Posted by Miranda on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:46:00 PST

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I've been so fucking busy. Like a little busy bee. Bzzzzzzzzz. Do excuse my absence, it's hard to come online when your brain has been pulverised. If you're reading this, the odds are in favour of me ...
Posted by Miranda on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 05:11:00 PST

Arse fucked in a bus shelter?

Now there's a thought.
Posted by Miranda on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 10:15:00 PST

I love caves, caves love me.

I am in my cave. It is all lovely and snuggly and warm and I don't give a toss about anything. granted, I retreat to my cave whenever I give too much of a toss about something, but I'm here now, I've ...
Posted by Miranda on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 01:15:00 PST

Hmmm...

Downside: Everything is a bit, well , sore. Upside: I'm alive - yippee!
Posted by Miranda on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:14:00 PST

That RED Bollocks

EEEP, you're not getting on my friend list! If you haven't had an invite from this bunch of loveys, they are some kind of movement encouraging you to buy special RED products because part of the profi...
Posted by Miranda on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 02:52:00 PST