"Ninety per cent of the people here are great," my boss told me, a few days before I started work as a bouncer door host at a holiday park complex. "You'll have no problems with them at all." Which is great, except the nightclub at my venue often holds 1300 people. What this means is that at any one time there are 130 of the bastards that you need to keep an eye on.Read about exactly what happened here: