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☺Chip☺

I taught your girlfriend that thing you like...

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator Just your average 23 yr old country boy. I played baseball for 12 years here in T-town which I greatly miss. I'm all about the outdoors especially during summer. Going fishing, to the lake, the beach, mud riding, six flags, gettin a little tipsy and climbing something ridiculously high up, w/e, doesnt matter. I'm liquid, I just go with the flow. If it's fun or I can get an adrenaline rush from it, I'm down. I just cant stand being bored. I have to do something all the time. When the fall rolls around you can usually find me sitting on a cooler around a campfire out in the middle of the woods with a beer in one hand and the cd player remote in the other jammin out and having a good time with the best friends a guy could ask for. "Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally burnt out, shouting..Holy Shit!! What a Ride!!" On a final note, ROLL FUCKIN' TIDE!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chip
Birthday: 08/24/84
Birthplace: The ATL
Current Location: Tuscaloosa. Roll Fucking Tide!
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish, Southern
The Shoes You Wore Today: Steve Maddens
Your Weakness: Good looking women with a southern accent
Your Fears: Not acheiving all I want...
Your Perfect Pizza: Pizza is Pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get my pilots license
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Thats what she said
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shit, is it time to go to work already?
Your Best Physical Feature: Heck I dunno, you tell me
Your Bedtime: Whenever I get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: Spending time with my granddad
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway
Single or Group Dates: Single on a first, group dates in time...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Mom's
Chocolate or Vanilla: Little bit of both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Try not to
Do you Swear: Every now and then
Do you Sing: a little
Do you Shower Daily: Who doesnt?
Have you Been in Love: Unfortunately
Do you want to go to College: Fire College
Do you want to get Married: Whenever I find someone who can put up with me
Do you belive in yourself: Hell yeah
Do you get Motion Sickness: Naw, Bring on the rollercoasters!
Do you think you are Attractive: I've got my traits
Are you a Health Freak: I eat right but I dont freak out if I gain/lose 2 lbs
Do you get along with your Parents: Of course
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh yeah! Cuddling time=)
Do you play an Instrument: Use to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Do I really need to answer this?
In the past month have you Smoked: Nah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Not that I remember! Haha, j/k
In the past month have you gone on a Date: One or two
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Hell no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not this year...Yet
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Hell no. Worked for everything i got
Ever been Drunk: Umm, cant remember? Is that what you call it?
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah, but I made up for it in the end
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah a long time ago but I was drunk and had it coming to me. Everyone needs it done once...
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: As an old man doing something crazy I would do now
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Fireman
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde or brunette
Short or Long Hair: Medium length
Height: You cant put a height on beautiful.
Weight: Fit and curvy
Best Clothing Style: Whatever works for you
Number of Drugs I have taken: Nothing serious but that was back in my "wilder" teen days
Number of CDs I own: God, too many
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Would I change them if I could? They've made me into the man I am today.
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My Interests


Guy stuff- Women, the beach, partying, working out, loadin up the dog and going to the lake...

I'd like to meet:

Wanted: Double jointed supermodel who owns a brewery and grows her own pot. Free concert tickets a plus.

Music:

Country, rock, classic rock, some rap. Depends on what mood I'm in.

Movies:

Pure Country, Blow, Fight Club, Italian Job, Oceans 11/12, Hitch, Pulp fiction, The Longest Yard, The Punisher, and just about everything else that Marvel comics has made, Ladder 49, After the Sunset, B.C.C.T., Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Bad News Bears, Badder Santa, Rock Star, In Too Deep, Troy, Gladiator, Shade, The Program, Heat, Good Fellas, The Untouchables

Television:

Family guy, Friends, CSI, House, Dave Chappell

Books:

Mens Health and Maxim is just about all I read

Heroes:

My Granddad. R.I.P. 8/21/04 Take the quiz:
What type of hero would you be?

Dark Hero
You are a dark hero. Your name is whispered instead of shouted, and for a good reason! You are hard on yourself and likely have a dark past, or perhaps you seek forgiveness for an ancient wrong you seek to set right. In any case, your tales are are filled with vengeance, loss of innocence and a uniquely personal kind of justice. These aside, your good intentions still make you a hero, despite whatever means you use to achieve your ends. On the positive side, you are quite badass.

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My Blog

50 mistakes women make when having sex

50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop bei...
Posted by :Chip: on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 09:38:00 PST

Sex Facts

Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories /hr.Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teethThe American Dental Association s...
Posted by :Chip: on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 01:54:00 PST

Women’s words and their true meaning. Guys MUST read for your own good...

1.) FINE:  This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes:  If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Don't be mad abo...
Posted by :Chip: on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:02:00 PST

UA fans will love it. AU fans will hate it. Either way you'll still laugh.

Little Johnny was in his 5th grade class when theteacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up: fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Little Johnny was...
Posted by :Chip: on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 11:45:00 PST

Warning to all guys who drink "BEER"

That Tricky Ass "BEER"Police are warning all men who frequently go to clubs, parties and localpubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug ...
Posted by :Chip: on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 06:54:00 PST

Ok this is just fucking great! GREAT!

From a guys point of view...... I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why...
Posted by :Chip: on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 11:38:00 PST

For all you girls out there...

Ran across this while I was killing time on the facebook. It's sure to remind you of sometime you've either messed up or been messed with. Although better things come to those who wait, patience ...
Posted by :Chip: on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 02:34:00 PST

Chuck Norris is the only superhero

CHUCK NORRIS: When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please." Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's w...
Posted by :Chip: on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 02:27:00 PST

50 things we wish girls knew...

50 things we wish girls knew&   -We arent mind readers! -We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous. -When you sleep over never boss me around in bed unless it is ...
Posted by :Chip: on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 12:38:00 PST