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macbastard

Wild Turkey 101 on the rocks, honey

About Me

I am a proffesional Voice Over actor. That means I do voices for characters on cartoons and commercials for the raido. I also do the occasional Safety film for Jack in the Box telling you that sticking your hands in the boiling fry grease may cause some slight discomfort and loss of said hands.I enjoy hard Liquor on the rocks and reading. I do not enjoy spelling. In fact I am agenst it all togethr. --- see?I am pretty fucking radical to the max and a totally bitch'n man.

My Interests

HUMOR, creative writing, art, dance, preformance, dogs, facts, history, archeology.

I'd like to meet:

No fat chicks...

Music:

Yeah....Anything passionate. Oprea, death metal, Baroque, Fantsy metal...I bet you think im kidding.

Movies:

Bottle Rocket. Last of the Moheicans. Secret of Nimh. LOTR. I long for the day when William Shatner, Hugo Weaving and Chris Walkin do a buddy movie.

Books:

Short stories. One of the greatest artforms ever.Lovecraft.

Heroes:

A little guy I like to call Jesus The Christ. . . My God is an awesome god!!11

My Blog

Hi! Go Here! Watch stupid bar tricks!

http://myspace.com/atomicwedgie
Posted by macbastard on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 06:12:00 PST

Yay me...

In one month I scored a "Disney's Cars" DVD t.v. promo (I'm saying "Gentleman, Start your engeins!"), a Honda Truck radio spot (I'm playing the part of 'Phil' the guy with no friends on a raido talk s...
Posted by macbastard on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 06:37:00 PST

HEB grocery store commercial

I am in an HEB food store commercial talking about platters of pre cooked meats. For all of you in the mid west, or albaqurque or wherever... Listen up!     Macguysguy...
Posted by macbastard on Fri, 05 May 2006 09:49:00 PST

Del Taco Commercial

Check it, Im playing "79cent" in a new Del Taco raido ad. Because I am from the hood my dogs.     Machardcore
Posted by macbastard on Fri, 05 May 2006 09:47:00 PST

test

does this work?
Posted by macbastard on Fri, 05 May 2006 09:45:00 PST

A gentleman's thoughts on Hobo's

I am sad.Why are you sad Mac? You may ask. Or mabye you say "Fuck off!" In that case, thanks for reading this far.But if it was the former question you asked I would reply "I am sad Gentle reader, bec...
Posted by macbastard on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 09:32:00 PST

My finest post....

Hi folks. Mac here. Some of you may remember a while ago when someone was pissed about people using the word "Gay" as a negtive conotation. Such as "Dude that is so gay."Being an understanding and hel...
Posted by macbastard on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 09:29:00 PST

Baby's are selfish little pricks.

Except for girl baby's...Thier selfish little pussy's. Hey folks Mac here. I work in a hotel as my glorious day job which I love more than just about anything, except for punching myself in the face w...
Posted by macbastard on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 09:24:00 PST

Deamogorgon can lick my dick of sharpness +3.

Hi all, Mac here. Just a little rant honoring my childhood. Otherwise known as "Advanced Doungouns and Dragons tranning time for a boy with no life, friends and a lot of imagination, which really is j...
Posted by macbastard on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 09:23:00 PST

In my opinion...

Drowning is a really crappy way to die but getting run over by a post apocalyptic enhanced bus from the future, with razors on its wheels and acid spewing exaust...much worse.An Ice cream social sound...
Posted by macbastard on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 09:22:00 PST