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Mahatma

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About Me

I'm a fat, evil, ugly, one-legged, illllitrite liar. Oh and sarcastic as hell sometimes.

My Interests

Films of all kinds (even sh*t ones), taunting Gil, art (Dali, Escher, and anything weird), mocking "the beard", reading pretty much anything, Bill Hicks - LEGEND, numa numa guy, sleep & plotting my escape from Glasgow!

I'd like to meet:

Nobody that would like to meet me - hahahahahaaaaaa. No, but seriously, anyone with half a sick sense of humour would be ok in my book.

Music:

Foo fighters, Coldplay, Jason Mraz, Stone Roses, Sigor Rios, 5ive, Marilyn Manson, Jools Holland, Miles Davies, The Kinks, Daft Punk, Beastie Boys, Aphex Twin, Bjork, Chemical Brothers....need I go on

Movies:

The Warriers, Magnolia, Fargo, Austin Powers (1 & 2 only, 3 was crap), Amores Perros, Amelie, Cube, Requim for a Dream, Human Traffic, American History X, Usual Suspects, Battle Royal, 12 Monkeys, Team America, Slashers, Moulin Rouge and shedloads of Gil's collection :) Special mentions to The Girl Next Door, Bedazzled & Bring It On. Y'all know why! Grrrrrrr

Television:

TV is bollox! Don't watch it. Except at work where I have to cos it's my damn job. Why do you mock me oh Lord?!

Books:

"The Art Of Looking Sideways" - Alan Fletcher "The Men Who stare At Goats" - Jon Ronson "Join Me" - Danny Wallace "Metamorphosis" - Franz Kafka. Also, Biographies & books on film.