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MiKeY

I just got a weird feeling something bad is heading my way. Like when you see an Asian person behind

About Me

What to say about myself....well from others i hear that i'm dirty, crazy, spontaneous, stupid, insane and cute, but personally, I think i'd fall into the categorey of being well a LOST SOUL. No i'm not looking for god or for anyone, but more or less, just packing mylife full of shit I don't need, in hopes that maybe this empty void feeling will go away. I'm also a horrible Hypocrite at times, but who the hell isn't. However my life isn't at all bad, and with the help of GOOD FRIENDS, and my family, i'm moving on, day by day, wishing the best for some, and the worst for others!

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My Interests

I have a shit load of intrests, that at times get the better of me, and leave me feeling overwhelmed, overworked, and flat out feeling like shit...but i do them becuase they are my U Stress relievers. I love the outdoors, and futhmore i love making shitty things into something beautiful, it's a hobby, what can i say. I've been blessed to be around so many great people, and then cursed to be around those who are the exception..(asswipes)..but i don't let that hold me down...i tell myself that anyway. If your a rollercoaster fanatic, then hit me up, cuase there's nothing like being scared shitless, going faster then sound on something that may just slide right off the tracks. Other than that though, i'm pretty much all around intresting.
M Misunderstood
I Irresistible
C Creative
H Handsome
A Ambivalent
E Edgy
L Lively
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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet the people that started the Billabong Corp. cause i personally think it kicks ass, sorry michelle, but volcom blows, hahah...anyway on a serious note, i'd like to meet the dixi chicks in person, yes everyone hates them, but i admire them, they voiced there opion and then got shat on, layed low for awhile, and then came back telling everyone where they could stick it. Then theres also the possibility of meeting YOU, so who knows.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mike J. Rice
Birthday: May 21
Birthplace: Porterville
Current Location: Visalia
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed (It's my strong Hand)
The Shoes You Wore Today: VANS
Your Weakness: Cheese
Your Fears: The Furry things that crawl on my face at night
Your Perfect Pizza: Somthing that won't give me the shitz
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: "YOu titties are how big???"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Have To PEE
Your Best Physical Feature: EYES
Your Bedtime: 1:30am
Your Most Missed Memory: My right NUt
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Super Burger
Single or Group Dates: Group Dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton's or course, Nestea gives you cancer
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mocha
Do you Smoke: Only after SEx
Do you Swear: All the time
Do you Sing: when i'm.... "all by myself"
Do you Shower Daily: Of Course, have to get those dingle berries out
Have you Been in Love: Couple of Times
Do you want to go to College: I"m there, or at least i think I am
Do you want to get Married: Not at the current place and time
Do you belive in yourself: Only when i look in the mirror
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only during sex
Do you think you are Attractive: When i've had a few drinks, i look pretty good
Are you a Health Freak: A Twinky a day keeps The health freaks away
Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, they drowned out the sound in the bedroom
Do you play an Instrument: I'm profecient in the But Trumpet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: NO SEX= No Smoke
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Does Hemp count????
In the past month have you gone on a Date: My grandma counts, right?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I work in a shithole, puss filled mall
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: I"m not that depressed
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Just last night, as a matter of fact
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, They gave me the hook before i started
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, but i have taken a dump
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Only in the Bathtub with a couple of friends
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A couple hearts, but thats all
Ever been Drunk: If you call throwing up on myself drunk, then yes!
Ever been called a Tease: All the time.....
Ever been Beaten up: Does beating yourself up count?
Ever Shoplifted: Who the hell can lift a shop, there to heavy.
How do you want to Die: Full out Decapatation
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Somthing that makes everyone else jelouse
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green, Blue, REd, Brown, Black, WHITE?
Favourite Hair Color: Anything but purple and green
Short or Long Hair: Long hair on the head, short hair for the carpet
Height: 5'0"-6'5" I like em tall
Weight: 80 -180
Best Clothing Style: Don't care
Number of Drugs I have taken: Loads, but it's not my fault TArget Sells them
Number of CDs I own: I don't own any, i just barrow and never return
Number of Piercings: NONE
Number of Tattoos: Just the spitting cobra on my ass and Dick
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Just one, Taking this Survey.

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Music:

Queen, NO doubt, Smashing PUmkins, Audio Slave, AreoSmith, Garbage, Korn, Green Day, Prime, Splender, The Rolling Stones, Matchbox 20, Nicelback, Creed, Incubus, hoobastank, Puddle of Mudd, P.O.D, Linkin Park, Lifehouse, Filter, Ninedays, Foo Fighters, SALIVA, chevelle, switchfoot, 3 Doors Down, EVE 6, The Offspring, Sara EVans, Faith HIll, Fleetwood Mac, The Cranberries, and shit load of the out law 80's.

Movies:

Halo Monty Python



Monty Python skit done with Halo!! Kill Bill 1-2, Resident Evil 1-2, and any other horro movie out there, but the number one movie of all time, that is still kicking ass, is the GOONIES, that movie is the shit, let me tell ya. They better not remake it. Other good classics, that aren't in the horror category are, Shreck 1-2, Shark Tale, Zoolander, Night at the Roxberries, Superstar, Harry potter, Scary Movie 1-3, Ghost Busters, Breakfast Club, wierd Scince, and Ohh my god, ohh my god you guys....South Park the movie!

Television:

South Park, Family Guy, Simpsons, American DAD, NIght Gallery, Twilight Zone, SpongeBobSquare Pnts and what ever else rotts my mind...


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Anything that will scare the living crap out of me, or at least confuse me at the end, those are just the best.

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Heroes:

Humm, hero's, well in mind I consider my Great Granma a hero just becuase she was a tough old lady that wouldn't take shit from anyone, And then in one large sum my friends cause there always there to help me up when i fall on my ass.


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My Blog

One year Today

.... It's funny to think that a whole year has just flown by.  This past year has caused not only myself but also my entire family to change habits.  I mean that's what we are after all, ju...
Posted by Dookie on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 01:08:00 PST

I Can't Wait To Be Senile!!!!

Alright, so it's finally happened...I mean after months and months or teasing one of my friends about nasty customers it finally came back to bight me in the ass.  What happened you may say?&nb...
Posted by Dookie on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 08:23:00 PST