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ninja jedi

Jesus is coming...hurry, everyone look busy!

About Me

i hate everyone...

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My Interests

my fave things: guitars bitches and broncos football!

I'd like to meet:

no one. i hate people why would i want to meet more?

Music:

Rock and Mother fuckin Roll:Poets & Pornstars, Guns n Mother fuckin Roses!!!, METALLICA, NIRVANA, Stone Sour, Slayer, Smile Empty Soul, Puddle Of Mudd, TSUNAMI BOMB, avenged sevenfold, Muse, Arch Enemy, Children of Bodom, Chimaira, Izzy Stradlin and the Ju Ju Hounds, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rage against the Machine, Rammstien, Tool, Trivium, System of a Down

Movies:

nightmare before christmas, corpse bride, pirates of the carribean, march of the penguins, top gun, blade 1, and ammityville horror both versions, freddy kruger movies, the StarWars Series...

adopt your own virtual pet!

Television:

24, lost, scrubs, and Broncos football

Books:

LOTR, CUJO, the Stand, Edgar Allen Poe short stories rule too, the davinci code, and Angels and Demons

Heroes:


Alexi Laiho

Slash

Kurt Cobain

Joey Jordison

Ryan Reynolds

K-Fedand David fuckin Beckham

My Blog

its true...

Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Desp...
Posted by ninja jedi on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 05:17:00 PST

Why my girlfriend is better than your....

1)she let me go to a strip club 2)she's ok with a stripper gropping her during her dance 3)she plays with the strippers boobs durring the dance 4)she buys us both a lap dance from the stripper who gro...
Posted by ninja jedi on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 01:30:00 PST

try to find all 75 bands

There are 75 bands represented in this photo. List only ONE per person. This is fun! Worth re-circulating.Hit "reply to poster" and copy the code. Then, repost in a new bulletin and add 1 more band......
Posted by ninja jedi on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 04:42:00 PST

errr

what do <b>YOU<b/> do when you fuck up so badly and dont know how to fix it? suggestions needed
Posted by ninja jedi on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 01:20:00 PST

dont fuck with chuck

29 facts about chuck Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's...
Posted by ninja jedi on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 08:27:00 PST

24 hours baby

if you could lock me in a room for 24 hours and do what ever you wanted to me, what would you do?
Posted by ninja jedi on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 01:36:00 PST

new blog new blog new blog new blog

1. Think of the first word that comes to mind when you think of me.2. Do an Image Google Search and search for that word.3. Reply to this post with one of the pictures on the first page of results -- ...
Posted by ninja jedi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

so im sitting here naked (true)

yeah, so im sitting here naked...and i was like i feel like writing a blog in the nude...why you might ask? well...just because i can! hehehe *evil laugh*. *starts humming to self* wow i dont know wha...
Posted by ninja jedi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

you know your in LA when....

YoU kNow Ur iN LA wHeN... You're driving on the 101 and see a clear cut definition of where the smog begins and ends You go to a karaoke bar and battle with seven year old divas-in-training who...
Posted by ninja jedi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ok this is too good not to be a blog this is for females about guys (two can play this game)

The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male ...
Posted by ninja jedi on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST