It says I'm .. but half of the time I'm nowhere near my computer. I just like the little picture so its always there hehe.
"When Life Hands U Lemons, Ask 4 Salt & Tequila!"
Food, Sleep, and Fun. It really doesn't take much to entertain me, very very easliy amused. I'll always be up for fun unless I'm sleepy. And I can eat a lot especially sugar!! Yay. I think this sums it up, if you have questions you can just ask.
Heres some music, have fun. (let them load)
PS Some of the songs wont work, but its not my fault so dont yell at me.
Ha South Park Me!!!
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Orderliness |||||| 23%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||| 30%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||| 30%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 43%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||| 43%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||| 36%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 30%
Female cliche |||| 16% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Top Friends
Hey well here are some of my TOP FRIENDS (^-^)
BTW Click on any of the pictures to view their profile
To start off and in no particular order...
Shaggy
Shaggy is one of the most special people in my life. I always love getting hugs from him. He is HOT, a great friend, and proud of everything he should be, and he knows how to get down on the dance floor. He knows how to welcome people into his house (he always feeds me lol) but also into his life. He has great ambitions and will work really hard at anything he puts his mind to. I consider myself very lucky to have him as a friend.
My Sis
Mabel is more than just a friend, she is my adoptive sister! She is a strong person spiritually, mentally and physically. She and I can be very different people but we're really close. She has seen me go through many of my crazy stunts and never looses faith. I swear I could probably write an entire book on her life. I luv her to death and would take a bullet for her any day.
Lesbien Lover
Lidia, my lesbian lover, we have been through a lot of shit together, when the two of us get together hehehe well good times and everyone sees that. I can always go to her for good times. I don't think the two of us take anything too seriously.
Jaime the bro
Jaime is my little brother. But like real blood related lol. Jaime is just cool; he never really pisses me off so I like him. He's close to me, I love taking him places, teaching him stuff, sometimes I end up learning from him, we cover for each other. If you can get him to like you than it's a major plus.
Sexy sexy Pedro
One of the savviest guys I know, Pedro. Fucken cool, he’s always up for talking to people, might come off as shy in the beginning but once you get him going you see how cool he is. He knows about computers, music, all types of things, he’s not just book smart. He is very sexy and he’s also a party animal hehehe. ♥ ya!
Miss Ashley
Ashley is my hero. She is smart, beautiful, nice, perverted, everything a hero should be. I look up to Ashley in so many ways. She will always be my American idol. She will go far in life and see so many things I love her to death. And her mom is really cool, shout out to Charlene!
Juanito
Juan is also one of my heroes. I hold him in such high regards. Juan has been there for me since I can remember; whether I've needed him to offer advice or to just listen, to go shopping with me, to help me fill something out. Juan is always helping people and rarely asks for anything in return. He is very unselfish and good natured, he's also very funny and a huge perv but that’s what makes him Juan!
Dimples
Javier has the greatest dimples. He makes me smile. We share lots of inside jokes and he helps me when I have guy problems something a lot of guys wouldn't. He likes to ask questions and write songs, he can get in trouble sometimes but he is really a good guy.
Tony
Tony is not gay. lol. He's a really cool buddy. He's smart and funny. Has a lot of cool friends. He's trustworthy. He is really nice unless you get to know him but even then it's always fun to be around him. A lot of what I am today I owe it to Tony. We joke around with him a lot but that's just part of the awesome circle of friends we've formed.
Cousin Hector
Cousin Hector is my cousin, He’s a great driver, and he’s single and likes to mingle. He loves to have a good time, like going to Vegas. He is 21 and really outgoing! He gets along with everyone unless you're an asshole. In which case he'll just have to shoot you.
Cousin Ernie
Cousin Ernie, cousin Hectors younger brother, is dope. He works. He has cool friends. He’s into metal, plays the guitar. He takes me to cool shows and is awesome because he puts family first. Plus he lends me clothes. And he comes to visit me all the way over here because I don't drive or just for the heck of it.
Scott
Handsome Devil
I met Scott and John through Ernie. They are awesome people. Really nice and funny. They reply to me and tell me stories. Scott is said to be scary but I personally don't see it, maybe cuz he's super super nice to me and he has a thing for guns, they are to him what candy is to me. Rev Jhon is really smart and is into chicks I guess, wait that sounded wrong. Well whatever these guys are cool, they also come visit me all the fucken way over here, though I don't know if its because they like me or my cousin drags them here....
Ozzy
Ozzy is the funniest guy you will ever meet. He is fucken wicked smart though he may not seem like it sometimes. ;-) He’s there when I need him; he takes me to parties and shit like that. He always has on a happy face; you can always depend on that. Like I said though he’s the funniest guy ever! Fun to drink with too.
Dawn
Dawn, oh gosh. Dawn is an awesome friend. You will never meet a person as caring and devoted as her. Though I've never seen her outside of myspace she has been there for me through my worst, made me laugh and helped me pass the time, she knows how to open herself to people. There should definitely be more people like her in the world.
the musical one
I've known Louie for ages, well actually I knew who Louie was for ages but I never really talked to him until recently, and now that I have I'm glad because he's so cool! He knows how to play guitar, he knows how to cook, he actually does cook for people, he lets me hang out at his house (a lot), and he keeps me entertained. Serious shit, there's never a dull moment. Plus he parties and crap so yippie.
Churro Guy
Churro Guy, gosh no matter how hard I try I just can't seem to get rid of him. JK. But yeah we've had a lot of history together. He plays guitar and sings lol. He knows how to dance, with spins and everything.
Ace
Ace one of the coolest guys I know. Super easy to get along with. Really outgoing and never fails to ask how my day was or to say good morning to me. Plus he's gonna take me to the zoo for my very first time one of these days.
Crissel
Crissel also known as Helen of Troy. Proud to be a woman and will stand up for our gender. She is a great example that women can accomplish so much and be better than men in oh so many ways. I think me and her should rule the world one day. What do you guys think, well screeew youu guys!!
Manuel-San
Crazy-ass Manny well what can I say. He’s cool for entertaining, he throws the best parties, and he can be mean but also really awesome. He knows how to have a good time, he’s a great host, and I love his house, good times, good times. He’s passionate about certain things, rarely gets mad just don't mess with his food lol. Oh yeah he's always feeding me and telling me some crazy stories.
My Stripper's Pole
Charlie is super tall. Come on I had to mention that, and he’s super hot, lol I don't think he likes it when I say it but he is. Super nice guy, he’s also 21 he gets me drunk lol. He’s reliable, always there when you need him, he cares about things, and he’s loyal to his friends. Umm what else...well I don't want to burn him ;-)
Furby
Furby is my go to guy for Japanese music and Ipod problems lol. He's kept me company when it’s really late/early and I couldn't sleep or had to stay up to finish essays and whatnot. Always knows how to keep me entertained with his words of the day lol.
Gaara
Gaara and I might have not met under the best circumstances and he might be an asshole sometimes but... but... (Hmm now that I think about it I don't even know why I even continue to talk to him) Oh that’s right Gaara cares a lot, he has a huge sense of humor, he stays in touch and his house is awesome. Plus his mom is super super cool! And I think its safe to say that after all we've been through, he's one of the few who knows me best, the good, the bad, and the ugly, and he's accepted all this. I ♥ him a lot.
Lil Penis
Little Penis's real name is Danny. We do not call him that because of physical shortness it’s just that his older brother is Randy. Both are cool guys and their house is awesome. He has owed me Chinese food for the longest! hehehe thats something we'll always have.
My Lovely
Daisy oh gosh. She is loud, she likes the OC. she likes boys. This is Daisy, love her or hate her she puts herself out there. You can't deny Daisy. She is just lovely in so many ways; we'll always have the great memories. Daisy knows how to have a good time and knows everyone! There will be no other like Daisy ever, and thats why I truly appreciate her friendship. We will always have Flame Boy. Oh and shes great at inside jokes.
Betty
Rosie knows how to party, she drinks, she goes out, and she enjoys life. She is also smart, she likes to accomplish things. She takes on new projects and never gives up, that’s why I admire her! That plus she knows how to pound!
Bernardo
Haha. Well this is Bernard. Umm what can I say. He works, drives, parties, raves, knows people, knows stuff, goes to school. Likes music, movies, certain anime, having a good time. He's open minded. Eh theres more.
Devon
This guys a little young, but he's on my cool list. He loves Batman AND plays an instrument which is a huge plus. He always writes back, super nice. He is funny, and he plays along with me and my stupid games. I'm surprised at all the stuff we have in common. Games, Music, Stuff! lol He's not afraid to tell STUPID people off, I like that.
Christian
Lil Christian is super cool, super smart, and I love his style. He's my lil bro's friend. I love it when he hangs out around the house, he's hilarious, and he's always coming up with cool stuff, plus he's fun to talk to. Yay.
Zamora
Zamora is the reason I picked up the bass, I would have probably gone the rest of my life never looking at it twice, so I guess I oughta thank him for that. Also for feeding me, since he does that too. He's also a really good teacher. I truly admire his passion for music. Weird in a good way, makes me laugh. Brutally honest sometimes, can be a jerk, makes me mad (but its me so its the cute mad where I'm gonna get over it in two seconds), makes me doubt why I hang out with them a lot but then does something to entertain me, so its all cool. He's a cool person.
Fun Stuff
I promise nothing bad happens if you press it, so go ahead.
"Give it all you've got until you're put out of your misery..." -Aerosmith
I'd like to meet:
About Me [Mary :D]This is going to be a long read. I applaud you if you go through it all. Thank you and I hope you enjoy the stay.
•Name is Mary.
•I had extremely l o n g hair
(like past my butt, long.) Watch the vid.
• Donuts are always the answer.
•Among many things Green Monster is my anti-drug/fuel.
•Even if I agree with you completely, when I'm bored I will argue your points just because 1)I can. 2)To make sure you know what you're talking about and 3)To learn new things. It doesn't mean anything. And loosing does not phase me.
•I will never get shopping.
•I have private conversations with the mirror.
•I play bass. Well I try to anyway.
•I spend most of my time barefoot.
•I am a firm believer in paying someone for amusement or entertainment.
•I enjoy Chuck Norris jokes.
•I find baking very relaxing :-)
•High level of tolerance. So I don't get angry easily and don't hold grudges.
•I hate waking up early but will do it for a good excuse.
•I love to ride public buses by myself.
•Counting sheep doesn't make me sleepy.
•I have the worse memory in the world, it can be both a curse and a good thing.
•I like soggy cereal.
•I am a nerd, and I do admit it (AP classes and community service woot woot).
•Oh I'm kind of a geek, but just a little (there is a difference).
•I love video games even when I suck.
•I love animals.
•I am rather opinionated on the fact that females are better.
• Music+Dancing(especially)=PASSION.
•I think its sexy when people can make me laugh or think. Or let me talk about myself without judging.
•Me being hyper can be a fun thing or a scary thing
(and by fun I mean crazy).
•I've always dreamed of visiting all the states.
•I like hanging out with my buds and drinking err I mean chilling.
•I use extreme amounts of ketchup . Yummy.
•I tend to overbook my busy days. But no matter what I always have time for special friends.
•I haven't decided what my lucky number is yet.
•I absolutely love the anime Berserk.
•I stand up for what I believe in and will kick your ass if you make me mad.
•I am sarcastic a lot of the time but usually I'm very very nice.
• I am a people person, I love people, and they love me, and I love that.
•I got kicked out of my church classes.
•If I won the lottery I'd be very generous.
•I know a lot about nothing.
•Yes I got that from Seinfeld. It's funny.
•I have a list of several songs that make me picture people (sometimes me) either fighting, stripping or having sex, sometimes all three.
•For some reason I love the smell of a freshly burned CD.
•In my Utopia everyone would walk around naked.
•I've only had my nails done once.
•I dont hate, I strongly dislike.
•I drink, deal with it.
•Languages other than English, in order of fluentness: Spanish, Japanese, French.
•I can appreciate beauty in anything: people, music, nature.
•I like to promote stuff I like: music, shows, parties, events, etc.
•I miss the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon.
•As a child I missed out on most shows for children e.g. Barney , Sesame Street , all those kind of cartoons, etc.
•I love to kiss in the rain. Oh just thinking about it.
•I only wear special jewerly.
•I love getting lost , thats how adventures start.
•I dont feel the need to explain where I am.
•My favorite Opera is Madame Butterfly.
•If you were drunk while it happened: you are forgiven, it never happened, lets not talk about it.
•I am not religious, at all.
•My fave holidays: Halloween , Fourth of July , New Year's Eve .
• My libido is being kept under control... grrr.
•Acting ditzy sometimes is part of my plan.
•No really, my IQ is like super high.
• Giving me a single red rose will make me melt.
•I have been called a social butterfly , and its true, I am.
•I am slowly loosing my hearing and sight . Sucks, I know.
•I have a huge thing for RED AXE.
•I'm a good storyteller . Or so I've been told...
•I don't give into peer pressure and I think people (especially guys) who do are dumb.
•Beware I hot link . A lot.
•I have mad RESPECT for you if there's something I can learn from you.
•I turned down the position of nuclear engineer for the navy.
•I have a thing for cones , street signs, etc.
•Ask me about coning people and my coning experiences.
•I use Firefox and I use my tabs !!!! Fuck IE.
•I'm sorry but I probably won't notice your new earrings or haircut, or new hair color... lol I'm a guy like that. Not to say all guys are like that either...
•I like to know the who, what, where, when, why, how, how much, etc of everything, everywhere lol.
•It's just safety is all. lol
•I can't sit cross-legged for long periods of time. :-/
•Most of all I value my freedom .
•If I don't have trust or you disrespect me, there's no way I can have a relationship with you, whether it's romantic, friendship or business, I need those.
•There's a simple truth to me, I don't have to adorn myself in any trinkets .
•I'm the type of person that goes back. No friends left behind.
•When it comes to anything I've ever done, I'm never sorry in the morning.
•Sometimes, I'm this close to becoming a total hedonist.
(There are a couple of things that can save me.)
•Sometimes I don't wear underwear. Because. I'm. Free.
• It makes me sad that other people aren't as excited as I am about living!!
•A lesson I learned from Mark Twain, if you're always honest you don't have to bother remembering your lies.
•I think creativity is one of my weaker points . =/
•I really suck at actor names, movies, etc.
•I can be very VERY fickle.
•Least favorite days: Sunday and Monday. Grr.
•I bruise easily.
I post a lot of important bulletins . Its a good way to learn about me.
Well anyway yeah that's all for now. I continually add to this so check back some other time...
General InterestsPeople, Food, Sleep, and Fun. I guess you could say the typical teenage stuff. It really doesn't take much to entertain me. Seriously. I like to keep things exciting, and just about anything new will excite me. Learning stuff will do that too. I love to experience new things.
Music: listening to, learning, discovering
Going Out: parties, movies, shows, places (anywhere that isn't where I live.)
Learning: Reading, Watching, Doing
I'm sure there's a lot more to it, but it'd be wiser to ask or just talk to me.
It's pretty much like this... "When Life Hands U Lemons, Ask 4 Salt & Tequila!" hahaha.
Who I'd like to Meet
Everyone. That is everyone who is fun, willing, has similar interests, is the complete opposite, is patient and will put up with me, anyone I can annoy. Someone who will entertain me, who will be weird with me, isn't afraid of showing who they are (even if you're a little insane), anyone I can look up to, learn from, who is humorous, interested, will not run from me in public, :-) anyone who will be my friend. I am looking for someone to share a comfortable silence with. =)
Abillity to play an instrument, even a little, is a huge huge huge plus.
Being able to show me something new is an even bigger plus.
Music
I love christmas music in the middle of July, and don't mind falling to sleep to the sound of Halloween special effects. I am open to any type of music, even country. Electro , Opera, Latin, J-Pop , 80's, Theme, Parody , Folk, Jazz, Psychedelic, Motown , Blues, Big Band , Classical, Disco, Merengue, Banda, FuturePop, Porn Groove, Techno, House , Funk, Muzak, Oldies, Acapella, New Wave, Reggae, Synth Pop, Soundtrack music , Surf, Celtic, Indie , I listen to it all. (I tend to focus on classic rock, alternative, rock en español, dance music, glam rock, house and a few others.) I love disney music! I only like hip hop when I dance to it at parties. Of course from all this there are numerous branches that lead everywhere. I wish I could live life with constant background music to suit the mood. It is my belief that music saves lives.
Films
Scary movies. I like action, drama, not really into chick flicks unless theres nothing else, I like gore and did I mention scary movies!! Its gotta make me squirm, think, have people die or something explode, gotta make me cry or laugh, but no sleeping (I hate it when I fall asleep at movies.) I love going to the movies, but theres something special about renting movies and staying at home cozy with buckets of ice cream, I love ice cream but food is another subject all on its own (I'm a big muncher :-).
Thanks to Tony I love the movie Donnie Darko.
Some favorites include: Studio 54, Little Princess, Sin City, Brick, Cry Wolf, Hannibal, Underworld (all), Resident Evil (all), Blade (all), Nicotina, Amores Perros, Gone in 60 seconds, Battle Royale, Saw (all), Resevoir Dogs, Voices of a Distant Star, Backdoor Sluts 9 (jk), The Holy Grail, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Chicago, Amelie, KIDS, anything James Bond, Indian in the Cupboard, The Sandlot, GATTACCA, Hackers, Ace Ventura Pet Detective and When Nature Calls, Hard Candy, Angelitos Negros, Moulin Rouge. Practially anything with Whoopie Goldberg. (IMO Nicolas Cage is handsome, thus I love any movies with him in it.) Equilibrium, Better Luck Tomorrow, The Virgin Suicides, Garden State.(Indie Films Rock!!!)
A Clockwork Orange, Audition, City of God, Thirteen, Deathproof, Amadeus.
Umm I'll add to this list as I go on.
Andrew Largeman in Garden State talking about his mother...
"And there was just, like, snot dripping down my nose, right? And, uh...She gave me her sleeve... and she told me to blow my nose into it. And I remember thinking, even as a little kid, like...Wow!This is love. This is love."
"Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love." from Moulin Rouge
[Reading from "The Hackers' Manifesto."]
Agent Bob: "This is our world now. The world of the electron and the switch; the beauty of the baud. We exist without nationality, skin color, or religious bias. You wage wars, murder, cheat, lie to us and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals. Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto." Huh? Right? Manifesto? "You may stop me, but you can't stop us all."
HACKERS
-MaryC636
That is all.
KTHNXBAI
Mary
19
Los Angeles California
Music:
I love christmas music in the middle of July, and don't mind falling to sleep to the sound of Halloween special effects. I am open to any type of music, even country, lol to get an idea just look at my playlist. Opera, Latin, J-Pop, Theme, Folk, Jazz, Psychadelic, Motown, Blues, Classical, Disco, Merengue, Banda, Porn music, Techno, House, Funk, Oldies, Reggae, Soundtrack music. (I tend to focus on alternative, classic rock, heavy rock, some metal, rock en español.) I love disney music, they're geniuses! I only like hip hop when I can dance to it at parties, otherwise its nineties rap for me. Oh and I'm obsessed with finding and remembering music from my early years (the 90s). Music saves lives. I wish I could live life with constanct background music to suit the mood.
Movies:
Scary movies. I like action, drama, not really into chick flicks unless theres nothing else, I like gore and did I mention scary movies!! Its gotta make me squirm, think, have people die or something explode, gotta make me cry or laugh. I love going to the movies, but theres something special about renting movies and staying at home cozy with buckets of ice cream, I love ice cream but food is another subject all on its own(i'm a big muncher :-).
PS I think my fave movie is one about cars or killing or a princess can't remember.
And now thanks to Tony I love the movie Donnie Darko.
Some favorites include: Studio 54, Little Princess, Sin City, Brick, Cry Wolf, Hannibal, Underworld (both), Resident Evil, Blade, Nicotina, Amores Perros, Gone in 60 seconds, Battle Royale, Saw I & II, Resevoir Dogs, Voices of a Distant Star, Backdoor Sluts 9 (jk), The Holy Grail, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Chicago, Amelie, KIDS, anything James Bond, Indian in the Cupboard, The Sandlot, GATTACCA, Hackers, The Transporter 2, Ace Ventura Pet Detective and When Nature Calls, Hard Candy, Angelitos Negros, Moulin Rouge. Practially anything with Whoopie Goldberg. (My guilty secret is that I have a crush on Nicolas Cage, thus I love any movies with him in it.) Umm I'll add to this list as I go on.
Television:
You know, if we got rid of commercials I would like TV a lot more. But since that isn't about to happen, practically anything on Fox, cable porn :-) Old stuff like I love Lucy, Friends, Seinfeld, Diagnosis Murder, Sex in the City, M.A.S.H, and when Bob Ross paints!!! Reality shows suck unless people are suffering miserably, making asses of themselves, or crying over nothing because I can laugh at them. I enjoy watching sports and stuff. I like CSI and The Practice, also E.R., HOUSE M.D., Greys Anatomy (I see a patter of Doctor and Lawyer shows.) Umm Veronica Mars, America's next top, Prison Break. I dont like watching the news, beacuse I prefer to read the newspaper. I dont know why... I'm pretty sure I could live without TV. I love The Simpsons, practically any question about life can be answered by them! (as shown by my little brother) I like pretending to win money when I answer right on Jepordy. Watching TV is going to fry my brain one day but oh well.
Books:
Drama, Fiction, nonfiction, horror, mystery, autobioghraphies...Anything by Patricia Cornwell or Jodi P., some of the classics like Of Mice and Men, and a few Shakesperean plays as well, like King Lear, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Hamlet Dr. Seuss is my favorite author!! Fahrenheit 451, Night, The Odyssey, Like Water for Chocolate, Winesburg Ohio, The Scarlet Letter, A Farewell to Arms, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Grapes of Wrath, Edgar Allan Poe, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, The Color Purple, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Don Quixote, Madame Bovary, Lord of the Flies, Animal Farm, Frankenstein, Our Town and so on. All poems by Robert Frost, Emily Dickinson. I havent but do want to, read Dante's Inferno, and Da Vinci's Code, I know I know I'll get on it!
"sir, i admit your general rule,
that every poet is a fool,
but you yourself may serve to show it,
that every fool is not a poet!"
Heroes:
Those who deserve people who should look up to them, tall people I dunno why. And all my friends. Oh and the creaters of this flash
Just press play...
