FDR at Purevolume.com
Eight years of research and only one thing is certain, that all the "facts" about the FDR are open to question. These badly damaged master discs and illegible scripts were discovered in 1999 under a pile of dead cats in a civil war graveyard. The brave fools who first listened to and tried to decode them are still to this day resting comfortably in secluded institutions, sedated to stop their constant screaming.
Who are the FDR? Decipher this from the clues as we did. Our finest efforts at understanding the phenomena of the FDR are at best incomprehensible and incomplete. Apparently dwelling on Earth as mortal men in the ancient prehistory of our culture (somewhere between 666ad and 1980), they were betrayed and killed. After spending somewhere between seven days and a thousand years on the "Tree of Woe", in a realm known as "The Darkside", they were burned alive buried and raised by the so-called "One-eyed lady with the Golden Spike", their minds and their essences freed upon our world. They are obsessed with choppin back heads looking for "pez"; the life force to be consumed, and "making ghouls out of fools".
The Supa-Honky Gangsta, Moz, Double G, a foul necrophilliac creature known as M.C. Gremlin (actual spawn of the darkside), are vociferously, repeatedly referred to, and a sordid cast of unnamables seem always on the periphery. Where are they now? We don't know. Who are they? Who are they working for? Why are they back from the dead? What do they mean "Again"? We shudder to think. Those that will tell you don't really know. Anyone who knows won't or can't tell.
Beware. They are rumored to be harbingers of doom. If you see them, run away. Leave town, maybe even the state. Do not let them touch you. Do not make direct eye contact. Do not let them convince you to sign anything. DO NOT LOAN THEM MONEY. Do not attempt to communicate with these entities in any way, direct or indirect. However, if you are foolish enough to speak to them, please tell them we said "what's up?" and "the check is in the mail".
FDR fan sites with interviews etc 1 - 2
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