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Alabaster

I love being the goddamn Batman.

About Me

I suck at basic human interaction.

My Interests

I love science fiction, comic books, and horror movies.

I'd like to meet:

Umm... people? That would be good. I'd also just like to keep in touch with people I already know, so I don't live like a crazy hermit. It has met with mild success so far.

Music:

Queen, Powerman 5000, Roy Orbison, Nine Inch Nails, Johnny Cash, Lacuna Coil, Mika, Tool, Manson, Judas Priest, Disturbed, Max Rebo and his Jizz Wailers, Mudvayne, Guano Apes etc.

Movies:

Star Wars (The original trilogy) Clerks, and anything by Kevin Smith, Serenity, Sci Fi original movies (They're so bad they're good) Etc.

Television:

Futurama, Firefly, Bones, Justice League, Psych, other stuff...

Books:

Anything Science Fiction. Well, not anything. It has to be good. You know, Arthur C. Clarke, Alan Dean Foster, Isaac Asimov, Robert A. Heinlein, etc.

Heroes:

Kyle Katarn, Optimus Primal, and Batman.

My Blog

Bonecrusher hates his distribution.

Okay, why the hell can I not find Jungle Bonecrusher? I can’t even find regular Bonecrusher. I’m looking for the All Spark Power redeco, because the original is incredibly monochromatic, b...
Posted by Alabaster on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 06:35:00 PST

Socialization

I'm not very good at it. Obviously, I need to practice. But how does one practice the basics of human nature? Should I use a tutor? How the hell do I get a tutor in socialization?   Bah, I'll jus...
Posted by Alabaster on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 04:05:00 PST

Pretend to be a time traveler day.

On saturday, I will be in downtown Salisbury. I shall be a refugee from a dystopian future with an unclear mission. Premise below. Koala Wallop :: View topic - Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day: 12-8-...
Posted by Alabaster on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:52:00 PST

I just realized...

My favorite movie is The Princess Bride. I get really exited when I see puppies, kittens, or babies. I love hearing Bon Jovi on the radio. Based on this knowledge, I have come to one conclusion.I am a...
Posted by Alabaster on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 02:18:00 PST

Wow

I have been seriously depressed for the last couple of days. I have no idea why, and that seems to make it worse.
Posted by Alabaster on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:29:00 PST

Stuff

Yesterday I saw 300, and then saw Black Label Society in concert. I suppose I wanted to fill my day with as much testosterone as possible.   Of course, I'm still tired, and my hair still smells l...
Posted by Alabaster on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 09:25:00 PST

Oh, right! I have a blog

I forgot all about this thing! So, what to write... So, I was in a play. It was One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. It wasn't a speaking part, I was just one of the crazy folks, but I id get people telli...
Posted by Alabaster on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 02:09:00 PST

Blog?

So, this is my blog, huh? Alright then, I suppose I have to say something... Well, I'm bored already. I'm still not sure exactly what I'm supposed to do with this... account.   Oh well....
Posted by Alabaster on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 06:10:00 PST