LOLLi (Trained to go)

If i find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that i was made for another world...
-CS Lewis
GOD IS DEAD
I KILLED THE TEEN DREAM!
DEAL WITH IT!
To all ya'll hoes wif my name in yo mouf, do what you do best...
swallow it!
all jokes aside... ..EAT ME!..
..cuz you can't beat me!..
I DO TATTOOS, its not a hobby, its a life.
i want nothing more than to cover the world with my ink, yes im just starting out, but i hold a promise that i will be known, not because i want to, because i know i can.
im growing up...and yea. it sucks.
im cutting some strings, and re-tieing some knots, if ya catch my drift!
I have a daughter, whom deserves more than i can give her! Thus why im busting my ass now, to make later even sweeter!
im not one to be fucked with right now! Test Me!
I live wayyy beyond my means. Its bad.
I only want chick-fli-a on Sundays. I don’t understand why the christians close on Sundays…
I buy edited Cds so I can yell the cuss words…
I litter!!!… but if it wasn’t for people like me, the prisoners wouldn’t be able to come outside to pick it up. :) YOUR WELCOME!
I’m obsessed with the travel channel, discovery channel and history channel. (when I can watch it)
I steal. Mostly from major corporations that brainwash the average American families.
I don’t do well with time/Having a deadline/schedule . Im always late for everything…and lie about how late im really going to be!!! Really. You’re going to hate that about me!
I like simple things. Not simple people!
I don’t like a lot of people, but for the sake of drama, I’ll smile :] but i'll cast a spell of misfortune and diarrhea on your ass too.
Respect is something I give to those who earn it.
My Short Temper is on the increase, along with my age.
My luck is compared to:
-Opening and umbrella inside.
-Crossing the path of a black cat.
-Breaking a mirror.
-Walking under a ladder.
-Stepping on cracks in the sidewalk.
-Not wearing new clothes on easter.
-A 5-leaf clover.
-Spilling salt.
-Staying on the 13th floor.
My attention , if you have it. YOU DON’T WANT TO LOSE IT! But chances are, you already have!
If you ask me, science-fiction is more like SCIENCE-FACT!
Im ready to find more people that blow my mind in their company with nothing to do! Now thats a gift!
I want to be frozen after I die. just like walt disney! (So when I come back ill be a zombie. And eat you. And you dog. Oh yea, and you’re babies.)
Your body was built to die, so I am sure it can handle life.
When things get hard. Expect them to get worse.
Things always work out… So get yourself into as much crazy shit as you can.
Life is to fast to live slow!
I never do anything easy. (take that phrase how you will)
I’ve had enough of the world. I want to go to a new one...
Meet me! I enjoy the company!..