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My full name is Timothy Michael DeWittMy real father passed away when I was 4 years old because of a fucking drunk driver.I suffer from ADD, well I don't suffer the people around me do because I need attention all the time! LMFAOI am 28 and feel like I am 40.My life is an open book as you will find out if you don't know it by now.I used to be scared of heights until I went skydiving.I have two sisters neither of which I talk to much.My family is in constant turmoil and civil war.I turned to drugs and friends because of my bad family relationships and both turned their backs on me.I inherited a bunch of money when I was 18 and blew it all in 5 years.I have huge trust issues concerning women because of what my mother did to me as a kid.I love all music and will not change that for anyone.I have hurt a lot of people in the past and for that I am very sorry and hope that I havent missed the bus to happyville.I was born in Muskegon Michigan and miss that townso damn much.I once stole a friends car and ending up wrecking itinto a telephone pole.I once slept with my girlfriends best friend just to get her to break up with me.I crave getting into a relationship that eventually involves kids and marriage.I am a very kinky mother fucker when it comes to sex.I like to try anything at least once.I have done a lot of drugs in my day but that day has now passed.I dont give a fuck what most people think about me, I am going to do what I want to do no matter what you say.I am what you would call a switch in bed.I am missing two teeth and would do anything to get them fixed but I will not give a fuck if you don't want to be my friend because of it well because I am a cool motherfucker!!I absolutely hate being alone because thats how its felt I have been for the past 8 years no matter how many friends I have had. THINGS THAT TURN ME ON

Goth GirlsPunk GirlsHippie GirlsAny woman who has a personality of her ownWomen who have nails and know how to use them.Rough hot fucking sexA woman who can have a conversation.Bondage pantsFishnet stockingsDominance and not just during sexsexy fucking industrial musicA woman who stands up for herselfa good massage and not just some wimpy onea woman who can vocalize what she wantswomen who curse a lotlong red hairtattoos and piercingswomen who arent afraid to go shopping at porn storeshot kisses and I mean with tongue!women who like to be spoiledTrust and Respect in someone THINGS THAT TURN ME OFF

Lying

blond copycat personalities

Close minded fucks

Judgemental pricks

Lack of self confidence

women who use like as every 3rd word

bad mothers

people who suck

women who are terrible in bed and expect men to do all the work.

Sorostitutes

Ignorant Pricks

****WARNING TO ALL WHO I ADD OR WHO ADD ME, IF YOU DON'T TALK TO ME YOU WILL BE TAKEN OFF MY LIST. I AM NOT HERE TO BE SOMEONES FUCKING ORNAMENT ON THEIR CHRISTMAS TREE OF FRIENDS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED********
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My Interests

Skydiving,Hiking,Concerts,Beer,Girls,Wrestling,Sleeping,Movi es,Getting Naked,Dancing, Playing in Poker Tournaments,Being addicted to Myspace( Damn you Tom!),Driving around,Eating Cheese,Causing Chaos!

I'd like to meet:

Punky Brewster cuz she is hot. But as for reality, I would like to meet anyone as long as they can hold an intellingent conversation. People who use one worded answers all the time piss me the fuck off. I would also like to meet people who don't care about my swearing like a fucking sailor. Not that I do it all the time but it helps get the point across sometimes. If I have added you that means your profile peaked my interest but a profile can only do that for so long so please talk! I won't bite hard I swear! I just had a really bad breakup but I am getting over things. I will never turn anything down if it comes my way but for now I am just trying to put my life back together and make some new friends. :)

Music:

Tool,Eminem,Everclear,Weezer,Metallica,Genitorturers,A Perfect Circle,Kittie,Lacuna Coil,ZZ Top,The Used,George Clinton,Taking Back Sunday,Julia and the Licks,The Ataris,AFI,Bad Religion,Tupac,Tori Amos,Jack off Jill,Toby Keith,Marilyn,Hatebreed,Slipknot,Garth Brooks,NIN,Death Cab for Cutie,Lagwagon,The Beatles,The Starting Line,My Chemical Romance,Faith No More,Duran Duran,The Doors,Delerium.Godsmack,Slipknot,Linkin Park,Tim McGraw,Big and Rich,Cowboy Troy,Gretchen Wilson,Bad Religion,Flogging Molly.

Movies:

Kill Bill,Neverending Story,Insomnia,One Hour Photo,LOTR,Harry Potter,Natural Born Killers,Fear and Loathing,Requiem for a Dream,Human Nature,Batman Begins,The Jacket,Saw and SawII,Creepshow,Harold and Kumar go to White Castle,Chronicles of Narnia,Final Destination 1-3,Wishmaster Movies,Candyman Movies.

Television:

Law and Order,CSI,Discovery Channel and Animal Planet shows,Cops and Sportscenter,Macgyver,That 70's Show,Mindfreak,Any kind of Poker show.

Books:

Anything Hunter S Thompson,Anne Rice,John Grisham, and Stephen King. Oh and those damn Harry Potter Books.

Heroes:

Anyone who is able to say "Fuck the man!"

My Blog

it’s like riding a bike.....

Well here this goes. I am about to write my first blog in some time and believe me it is well overdue. There are things that I need to get off my chest now before I explode all over the place and that...
Posted by Timothy D. on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 05:53:00 PST

Back again....(PUBLIC)

Well I am back and lets just so its weird to be on myspace after such awhile. I don't know how long this blog will be but we will see. There is a bunch of shit stuffed up in my head and well it needs...
Posted by Timothy D. on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 10:22:00 PST

Don't Take the Girl

Johnnys daddy was taking him fishinWhen he was eight years oldA little girl came through the front gate holdin a fishing poleHis dad looked down and smiled, said we cant leave her behindSon I know you...
Posted by Timothy D. on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 06:28:00 PST

good song...

I close my eyes, only for a moment, and the moment's gone All my dreams, pass before my eyes, a curiosity Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the wind. Same old song, just a drop of water in an ...
Posted by Timothy D. on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 06:23:00 PST

My girlfriend

She is the best and I love her very much. That is all. More tomorrow fuckers!
Posted by Timothy D. on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 02:58:00 PST

yay (public)

Ok well I know everyone has been wondering whats been going on. So here it is. I wanted to make sure of things until they actually were solid so now I can say it. I have found someone and it was very ...
Posted by Timothy D. on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 01:06:00 PST

yay (public)

its a shortie (public blog)

So I went and did some deleting on my friends list and took it from 125 down to 108. Tomorrow there will be even more and I am am sorry for this but I realized a bunch of things last night and it will...
Posted by Timothy D. on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 01:41:00 PST

To anyone who is and would be my friend.........

Ok Its time for a real good fucking rant because I am absolutely tired of the shit that has been going on for god knows how long. Most everyone on here knows about it but this is serving as a warning ...
Posted by Timothy D. on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 12:26:00 PST

Bloggolicious

So I think it is time again for another blog. Things are shaping up quite nicely here in Albuquerque. FINALLY! I have secured a place for the next couple months. My friend Kelly on Myspace is gonna re...
Posted by Timothy D. on Wed, 03 May 2006 04:20:00 PST