Your Song |
I found this shirt while shopping for new clothes. It is professionally done, and of a man on a motorcycle, wearing loafers. The words are a dedication, meaning that this man put himself on a shirt, t...
Posted by Emil is pretty cool... seriously on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 11:01:00 PST |
Nothing But Fun |
A recent trend seems to be people asking me about products which I don't think exist. One man, fairly angry, demanded that I produce for him a pen stylus combo. Makes sense I guess, but we didn't have...
Posted by Emil is pretty cool... seriously on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 09:13:00 PST |
Heard it on the X |
First post of the year, and it regards a massive lady in an electric wheel chair eating a bucket of ice cream like Popeye eats spinach. This was in my store, and then I watched as she wrecked a sectio...
Posted by Emil is pretty cool... seriously on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:43:00 PST |
Still Alive |
Hanging out with people in the English as a Second Language program is awesome. I ate lunch with a few of them today and I had a slice of cake. One of them asked me "Do you like cake?" Yeah, I guess i...
Posted by Emil is pretty cool... seriously on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 11:26:00 PST |
Crush on Hydra |
There's nothing happier than a man with a banana in his hand.
Posted by Emil is pretty cool... seriously on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:05:00 PST |
Arowana |
I go to UCI now. People actually talked to me after class. It was weird.
Posted by Emil is pretty cool... seriously on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 11:42:00 PST |
Train Train |
My one month anniversary for meeting McGruff the Crime Dog. Where does the time go?
Posted by Emil is pretty cool... seriously on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 03:54:00 PST |
TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME, DAMNIT |
Posted by Emil is pretty cool... seriously on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:30:00 PST |
Spanish Bombs |
I TURNED FOURTEEN TODAY. I START MIDDLE SCHOOL SOON.
YES.
Posted by Emil is pretty cool... seriously on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 10:26:00 PST |
Rappers We Crush |
Today, I was told the extensive damage to the side walls of my car's tires was due to cats. Cats like the smell of tires, cats piss on tires, sunlight hits piss, piss turns to acid, acid damages tires...
Posted by Emil is pretty cool... seriously on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 10:30:00 PST |
